Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

bearycool said:
Remember, fam: kiwi farms is not a dating site, and people are here to dox you in a way that is NOT going to fulfill your hot girl murder fetish requirements, nor fill up the endless void of loneliness that is your love life.

Kiwi girls are here to mock you, not tuck you in at night.
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There is no such thing as a female kiwi, only trannies or men in dresses
 
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A Cardboard Box said:
Lmao what the fuck am I reading?
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Yea me too. Look I can be a little sympathetic to being an incel or something, being lonely and having it get to you but damn why would you ever honestly try to use Kiwi Farms of all places as a dating site and not some place where everybody is sarcastically your friend and trying to kind of fuck with you.

Im imagining all this coming out of the mouth of that UwU Midna avatar, "ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU WITH LOVE YOU FUCKING SHIT, YOU DESERVE THE RAPTURE YOU CUNT" and Im just really torn on what the fuck this is.

"uwu I MEAN IT, IM GONNA SLICE YOU FROM STERNUM TO SLIT, CUNT. IM GONNA HARVEST YOUR LIVER AND PUT IT IN MY ORGAN GRINDER TO HAVE PATE ON MY MORNING TOAST AND CRY WHILE THINKING THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN TUCKING ME IN, desu~<3".

WeeMars said:
Porn is essentially a drug. Not even essentially, IT IS a drug. It has all the same characteristics as one.
It degrades your mind, it degrades your body, it affects the way you think, it throws you down into a degenerative state.
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I dunno man. Ive read that if you beat off, especially if youre about to do something (stupid) it can clear your head.

My favorite is when he just goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 'hey! stop shouting' "FUCKING FAGGOTS"
 
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The Pink Panther said:
I click on his profile, age 41.

That makes this a whole lot creepier if it's irl.
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According to a comment he made, he just turned 18.

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Kiwi girls are a myth I'm just going to say that right now, it's just another fat guy that lives in his mommies basement also. Only difference is he likes the idea of making your peepee hard. Remember that next time you start thirsting, it's a dude probably 100lbs fatter than you and he really wants you to self dox and send dick pics
 
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