Screencaps of the guy being exceptional in Chat - Guy goes to drama forum to find love and when that fails he spergs out in chat

[Jewthulhu]

Has the chat always been the manifestation of /r9k/?

 

[Miss Misery]

Kiwi girls are here to mock you, not tuck you in at night.

If you're lucky we'll mock you before we tuck you in at night.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Kiwi girls are a myth I'm just going to say that right now, it's just another fat guy that lives in his mommies basement also. Only difference is he likes the idea of making your peepee hard. Remember that next time you start thirsting, it's a dude probably 100lbs fatter than you and he really wants you to self dox and send dick pics

Or maybe it's your mom keeping an eye on you but decided shitposting is a lot more fun

 

[Purin Chan]

>tfw no Kiwifarms gf

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Or maybe it's your mom keeping an eye on you but decided shitposting is a lot more fun

That explains why those tit pics look so familiar...

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If my mom put that out there I don't know how I'd feel; part of me would be like you go mom but the other would be like you ruined my life.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

If my mom put that out there I don't know how I'd feel; part of me would be like you go mom but the other would be like you ruined my life.

Pffft if my mom had tits like that id still be breastfeeding

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Here I was expecting this thread to be about @tuscangarder, my disappointment is overwhelming.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

I'm glad this thread exists, since I was there for the beginning of that exchange but had to miss the rest. Now I know it all worked out for the best.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Here I was expecting this thread to be about @tuscangarder, my disappointment is overwhelming.

We'll get em next time

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I thought I was a Uber sped, but guess not.

I’m more of a lyft sped personally

 

[WeeMars]

This thread sucks.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

This thread sucks.

What makes you say that? Care to expound on that a little chief?

 

[WeeMars]

What makes you say that? Care to expound on that a little chief?

Nope.

As I said, @WeeMars just need a good dicking from a strong, independent daddy that can tuck him in and read him bed time stories. His latent faggotry is coming out as autism and it needs to be satiated.

I definitely agree 100% on that. But in terms of relationship I'd just prefer a girl. At least first before expanding more into that.

 

[kūhaku]

The prodigal son has returned

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I definitely agree 100% on that. But in terms of relationship I'd just prefer a girl. At least first before expanding more into that.

Learn not to double post in the thread you heathen or I will be forced to skull fuck you

 

[WeeMars]

Learn not to double post in the thread you heathen or I will be forced to skull fuck you

Thanks for telling me, now I will continue to do it.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Thanks for telling me, now I will continue to do it.

First off that gif avatar is begging to get taken down and you are going to insist on double posting while being a thirsty, smug and assmad sperg

I think you are my new best friend kiwi

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Chat is degenerate and if you partake in it you're probably mentally ill

 

[Pissmaster]

Nope.


I definitely agree 100% on that. But in terms of relationship I'd just prefer a girl. At least first before expanding more into that.

Take up Pokemon Go, go on your city's subreddit and ask if there's a Pokemon Go Discord, find out where people play, go make friends and talk to whatever girls are around. Just make friends with whomever you can, even guys, because you never know if they have a hot single sister or something. Just keep putting yourself out there. If you get rejected or something, just move on, dating is a number's game at the end of the day, the trick is to just not get hung up on one girl but to move on if whomever you're trying to date isn't into you. Just be chill and patient and you'll absolutely find someone. Fake it till you make it, be the chad, not the virgin.