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Pissmaster General said:
Take up Pokemon Go, go on your city's subreddit and ask if there's a Pokemon Go Discord, find out where people play, go make friends and talk to whatever girls are around. Just make friends with whomever you can, even guys, because you never know if they have a hot single sister or something. Just keep putting yourself out there. If you get rejected or something, just move on, dating is a number's game at the end of the day, the trick is to just not get hung up on one girl but to move on if whomever you're trying to date isn't into you. Just be chill and patient and you'll absolutely find someone. Fake it till you make it, be the chad, not the virgin.
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Judging by the way he took rejection at the beginning of the thread, this advice will only serve to get him arrested.
 
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Unog said:
Judging by the way he took rejection at the beginning of the thread, this advice will only serve to get him arrested.
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Nigga just gotta learn to be chill. Every little rejection and hiccup when you're 18 can feel like the end of the world if you've never been with a girl whose name didn't end in .jpg before, but it's truly all not nearly as intimidating as it seems. Just make people like you, learn a few jokes, be funnier. I suggest Pokemon Go because it's an incredible icebreaker and can give you a lot to talk about as long as you're not some rétarded sped who just loathes Pokemon for whatever reason. A little bit of self confidence can go a long way.

Also, considering he's found his way to KiwiFarms of all places, he's probably got a misconception in his head that girls are super sacred and even sneezing the wrong way around one will get a legion of cops and insane faggots kicking down his door. The real world doesn't work like that, there's a reason that breed of faggots is so prevalent online: because they're sitting around, never leaving their homes, going stir crazy, looking for the path of least resistance to blame all of their problems on.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Nigga just gotta learn to be chill. Every little rejection and hiccup when you're 18 can feel like the end of the world if you've never been with a girl whose name didn't end in .jpg before, but it's truly all not nearly as intimidating as it seems. Just make people like you, learn a few jokes, be funnier. I suggest Pokemon Go because it's an incredible icebreaker and can give you a lot to talk about as long as you're not some rétarded sped who just loathes Pokemon for whatever reason. A little bit of self confidence can go a long way.

Also, considering he's found his way to KiwiFarms of all places, he's probably got a misconception in his head that girls are super sacred and even sneezing the wrong way around one will get a legion of cops and insane faggots kicking down his door. The real world doesn't work like that, there's a reason that breed of faggots is so prevalent online: because they're sitting around, never leaving their homes, going stir crazy, looking for the path of least resistance to blame all of their problems on.
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Problem is, I don't have a device that can play Pokemon Go.
 
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WeeMars said:
And here's where the problems really start to arise.
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You're doubting yourself, I guarantee you almost every person in their teens always feels as if they're inadequate at whatever they like, even if that may be far from the truth. A girl will still be able to appreciate that you at least care and/or are interested in something. I mean really you shouldn't even be powerleveling your relationship issues to the farms anyway, but hey, I guess it's too late to go back now. So my advice to you is to stop sperging about how much you RESPECT WOMAN and find yourself a nice girl; you're still a young guy after all, there's always opportunities at getting head.
 
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bearycool said:
Remember, fam: kiwi farms is not a dating site, and people are here to dox you in a way that is NOT going to fulfill your hot girl murder fetish requirements, nor fill up the endless void of loneliness that is your love life.

Kiwi girls are here to mock you, not tuck you in at night.
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Except for the couple kiwi girls that'll dick you, dox you, and mock you.
 
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WeeMars said:
Problem is, I don't have a device that can play Pokemon Go.
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So? If you know alot about Pokemon go to a meet up about Pokemon, if you know alot about mini golf go on "meetup.com" and look for mini golf shit @Pissmaster General gave you probably the best advice you'll get on this site and you literally just connected to the first thing you could to completely miss the solid advice.

You don't have a device... But do you like Pokemon?
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Then go anyway, tell people you don't have a device and tell them you'd like to chill and talk Pokemon and if it's a group of people you could probably piggy back on and like Piss said, stay chill and be helpful, listen more than you talk and when you listen really listen , even if what the people isn't particularly interested but they seem cool, try your best to stay interested and or find someone else to talk to, people usually just want to talk to someone who will listen and care about what they say, play into that fuck nuts
 
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WeeMars said:
The only thing on the entire planet that I am interested at this point is a military career. Almost nothing else matters to me.
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Bruh... that's literally one of the easiest ways to get a girl. I know guys who went in and would talk about how it was a nonstop party with /fit/ girls. If that's what you want to do then do it. Just focus on one thing. Don't waste time here telling others to kill themselves. Go spend some time getting in shape and enlist. Military isn't all shooting and running either. My big bro told me he only fired a gun during basic, and got to travel the world making sure jets could take off and land without blowing up. You can go into technical careers that are focused on maintenance, logistics, or all sorts of stuff. Knew a guy who was a Navy cook, and wished he could still be doing that. Military also provides you with a huge boost to social skills. They give so much opportunity to grow as a person with activities and social gatherings.

For your own sake don't waste your time.
 
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WeeMars said:
That's the only part I'm interested in. I'd be the perfect cannon fodder and I'd have no problem dying like that. It's sure as hell better than dying here. At least I'll be fucking doing something.
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Then you're not what the military is looking for. They don't want guys who just want to shoot and die. That's called being a liability to your squad and potentially getting others killed. My suggestion for you is to get some therapy because you have a lot more going on than "why won't girls like me."
 
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