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Just gonna leave this here.
 
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WeeMars said:
I understand each and every one of you has been trying to help me, and I am genuinely thankful for that. It's more than I ever could have asked for, and you brought some amazing advice to the table. It means everything and I'm glad you tried. But sadly the problem is just me. There's nothing you can do to help me.

I've simply gone way too far past the point of insanity and failure. An event horizon if you will, and I've probably passed that point a while ago. So like I said I appreciate the efforts, but there is simply nothing you can do to help someone like me.

Now please just disable any more replies for this thread. There is simply nothing left to discuss.
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You gotta fix your fuckin mindset and start thinking more positively, my nigga. Start emulating someone positive that you watch on YouTube or wherever, being like that person, and you'll realize how the world really changes based on your perspective. Like, sure, you could go ahead and kill yourself, but that locks you out of doing everything on Earth, so you might as well say "fuck it" and go off and have a great time.

Or, just, dont, and stay at home telling the internet how miserable you are, and watch as nothing changes at all. You're living such a pathetic life as-is that you're not even making any new memories or stories worth telling. You gotta change whatever the fuck it is you're doing, man, because it ain't making you happy, and no girl's gonna wanna spend time with a sad sack of self-loathing shit. I know this, because I was pretty fucking depressed in my late teens. You just gotta quit giving a fuck. And if someone's pushing you to feel that way, start making fun of them. Laugh at them. Over fucking anything. Trust me dude, it feels

SO

FUCKING

GOOD

to finally just tell someone to their face "hahaha what the fuck are you doing? what are you thinking? lmao keep being mad and acting like a spineless faggot, ahahahahahaha"
 
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"My life is a wreck, my only career ambition is to get violently killed, I have no hobbies or interests, I seldom leave the house, and my only personality traits are autism and self-pity. For some reason I can't get a girlfriend."

Dude getting a partner is like step 10 of a plan in which steps 1 to 9 are making yourself the kind of person that someone would want to date. It's like complaining that you keep coming last in all the marathons you're entering when you're 400 pounds and don't own any shoes.
 
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This reminds me of a recent situation on iFunny. A guy fell for a catfish (possibly twice) and got so desperate that he declared he didn't care and wanted to date the catfish anyway. Another incident involved someone eating his own cum for a troll pretending to be an egirl, then panicking after he found out and the screenshots were made public. I have a pretty sizable amount of iFunny stories
 
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WeeMars said:
That's not something I would or could do.
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Anyone can volunteer. Some volunteer work is sitting there and saying hello. I play music for old people and help out at community dinners when I can. Those are just two skills I have. If I couldn't cook the old ladies running the community dinner would love to teach me. Everyone loves help.
 
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Spunt said:
"My life is a wreck, my only career ambition is to get violently killed, I have no hobbies or interests, I seldom leave the house, and my only personality traits are autism and self-pity. For some reason I can't get a girlfriend."

Dude getting a partner is like step 10 of a plan in which steps 1 to 9 are making yourself the kind of person that someone would want to date. It's like complaining that you keep coming last in all the marathons you're entering when you're 400 pounds and don't own any shoes.
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Yeah, that straight up sounds like he just expects a magic pixie dream girl to kick down his door like he's living in an anime.

Cheemsburbger said:
This reminds me of a recent situation on iFunny. A guy fell for a catfish (possibly twice) and got so desperate that he declared he didn't care and wanted to date the catfish anyway. Another incident involved someone eating his own cum for a troll pretending to be an egirl, then panicking after he found out and the screenshots were made public. I have a pretty sizable amount of iFunny stories
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Fucking do it. It's the weekend. Go out, find a girl at a bar, ask her that, and you'll either get rejected or she'll actually go home with you. It's possible. And either way, it'll build you up. Yeah, getting rejected sucks, but it's just something you WILL have to get used to, because every man is always getting rejected all of the time. Every single last mother fucker here has been rejected countless times and we're all the better for it. Go get rejected and build your black ass up, lil nigga.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Yeah, that straight up sounds like he just expects a magic pixie dream girl to kick down his door like he's living in an anime.


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Fucking do it. It's the weekend. Go out, find a girl at a bar, ask her that, and you'll either get rejected or she'll actually go home with you. It's possible. And either way, it'll build you up. Yeah, getting rejected sucks, but it's just something you WILL have to get used to, because every man is always getting rejected all of the time. Every single last mother fucker here has been rejected countless times and we're all the better for it. Go get rejected and build your black ass up, lil nigga.
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I'll see if I can find them. The iFunny community isn't like KF. We've been using iFunny long enough to know what is where. Imagine being an unorganized hoarder and learning where you usually misplace your stuff over a few years. It's a lovely place, but a mess until you get used to it
 
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Pissmaster General said:
You gotta fix your fuckin mindset and start thinking more positively, my nigga. Start emulating someone positive that you watch on YouTube or wherever, being like that person, and you'll realize how the world really changes based on your perspective. Like, sure, you could go ahead and kill yourself, but that locks you out of doing everything on Earth, so you might as well say "fuck it" and go off and have a great time.

Or, just, dont, and stay at home telling the internet how miserable you are, and watch as nothing changes at all. You're living such a pathetic life as-is that you're not even making any new memories or stories worth telling. You gotta change whatever the fuck it is you're doing, man, because it ain't making you happy, and no girl's gonna wanna spend time with a sad sack of self-loathing shit. I know this, because I was pretty fucking depressed in my late teens. You just gotta quit giving a fuck. And if someone's pushing you to feel that way, start making fun of them. Laugh at them. Over fucking anything. Trust me dude, it feels

SO

FUCKING

GOOD

to finally just tell someone to their face "hahaha what the fuck are you doing? what are you thinking? lmao keep being mad and acting like a spineless faggot, ahahahahahaha"
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I'll think about it.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Yeah, that straight up sounds like he just expects a magic pixie dream girl to kick down his door like he's living in an anime.


Post 'em


Fucking do it. It's the weekend. Go out, find a girl at a bar, ask her that, and you'll either get rejected or she'll actually go home with you. It's possible. And either way, it'll build you up. Yeah, getting rejected sucks, but it's just something you WILL have to get used to, because every man is always getting rejected all of the time. Every single last mother fucker here has been rejected countless times and we're all the better for it. Go get rejected and build your black ass up, lil nigga.
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I'm still searching for the catfish retards, so enjoy something that just happened today https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsme..._100/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
 
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