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12 Dec. Phil implies he wants to rob a bank:
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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New e-begging post. Well Phil you shouldn't have spent your tugboat on a megaphone and tard accessories. We're not even halfway through the month. Maybe sell nude like your gal pal Binxy.
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Oh the horror! All Phil has to live on is fresh fruits for two whole days! Talk about bourgeois.
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Real life piggy bank
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Phil needs more artisan pizza delivered and it's YOUR job to supply it. He's a disabled citizen, dontchaknow.
He could be a proper anarchist and steal some food if he's that hungry. Don't suppose you can steal a baked fresh for you artisan pizza, though. FOOD INSECURITY.
Oh Phil, come back to us with tales of starving when you've worked three jobs to pay bills and feed your family, and you don't have enough left to feed yourself. That's the kind of person who needs "financial solidarity" this holiday season, not a fat white single male with a guaranteed tugboat.
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He’s not mentioned it in a while. Possibly because it doesn’t really work with the battle-hardened universally feared Antifa veteran thing. Or possibly because he forgot.
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Only when we remind him.
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Then try and rob shit Phil; because so far you've been a jobless lumpenprol only worthy of being sent to the gulag to lay down rails until you die.
And nice job blowing food money on your tard-megaphone Phil. Have fun not being able to eat artisanal pizza every day you fat pig.
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antifa crime minister should go steal some food like I've known actual hungry people to do
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That sounds like an ancap thing, not a liberal anarchist thing. Is Phil conservative?
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Phil is a neoliberal lumpenprole foot soldier for ZOG and the Globohomo industrial complex
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Imagine the scene. You’re a minimum wage shop assistant. The door opens and suddenly you’re uncomfortably aware of the smell of shit. A spherical man in mall ninja gear waddles in. “Go about your business, ciddizen,” he says nasally. “Dis is an Antifa patrol.” He holds up a crudely hand-drawn ID. He waddles off into the dairy aisle.
A few minutes later, he returns, staring at you, his hands holding his hoodie closed. “Sir,” you say, “you appear to have something up your sweater.” Uncertain of what to do, he relaxes his grip. Twenty blocks of cheese fall onto the floor. He gives a squeak and waddles our the door at high speed. You sigh. This cheese will have to be destroyed.
A few minutes later, you spot the man flipping you off through the window. You meet his gaze and he runs away.
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Sounds awfully CAPITALIST if you ax me ... selling shovels to those looking to dig, and all...
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A couple years ago, he made a big mistake and removed his balls. But then he joined Antifa. You need balls to be in Antifa.
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I would be legit surprised if a large minority of antifa weren’t troons, so I would say balls are completely optional if not preferred removed.
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The guy who took Phil shooting was a troon.
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