Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

tfw George was behind that feature.

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Fucking Ahsoka was a mistake the moment she was introduced. Anakin needed no padawan, and Gennedy Wars was the superior TCW. Fuck Ahsoka, and the sperging fanbase she acquired just because she's a strong independent womyn. Filoni should never been allowed to put his waifu in. Thanks to this faggot, we'll never ever get a Shaak-Ti origin story or another Togruta for that matter.

There, I said it.

I'm going to disagree here, master of Nod. Not about Gennedy Wars being awesome, that I agree with.
The issue is not Ahsoka herself.

The issue is that once Ahsoka's main arc ended, Filoni realized she was a fan favorite, and kept bringing her back, ultimately undermining the entire point of her character, which was a tragic disillusionment in what she originally believed brought about by circumstance and mirroring Anakin's own failures later. No one would have any issue with her had she stuck to this character paradigm and simply not returned. Instead Filoni found ways to cram her into absolutely everything, taking everything remotely well-done or interesting about her character and using it to swing for the cheap seats.

Everything done with her from the end of her initial arc onwards has been desperately holding into her original success, and that's a travesty. There's some amazing character potential in how she was set up and none of it is used right because Filoni is too obsessed with riding her initial success to show restraint. That's not on Ahsoka as a character, that's on Filoni. And now that Disney Wars is in control, you can expect that she's going to be warped until she's just as awful and broken as the rest of the franchise.

Also Shaak Ti was objectively a more interesting character until Filoni focusing on Ashsoka caused her to be sidelined.
 
IKR? Also every single one of her friends/teammates are just edgier dark colored versions of pre-existing characters. And even her adventures are just ripped straight from older EU stories made edgier and more predictable but with no strong violence allowed while any good or decent characters are replaced by her and her shitty co-stars. Instead of bloody violence, we get an extra serving of quips, dank maymays and dry sarcasm while she babbles on about how euphoric and enlightened she feels because she's surrounded by idiots.
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At least Rey has the Force as an excuse for her always coming out on top. All this bitch has is invisible plot armor.

"I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!"
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Even if it doesn't make sense... But she gets a pass cuz lesbian. So don't you dare say a word about her! If she gets a fucking cartoon she'll be unstoppable... She'll forever be a part of SW and be seen as the bitch great hero who saved the galaxy from the shadows. I mean for fuck's sake, her comic sales are practically in the gutter. Why not just let this obnoxious brat just fade away already Disney?
lol no she won't, because why should I listen to a boonies shit cartoon on the ass end of a lesser streaming service that was adapted from a comic where maybe at its best 30k people read, because the numbers they bleat are just what they forced the store to take. And who the only people shilling for it are very likely the cunts working on it, or retards in a tiny shitty subsection of a shitty website?

She'll be this gen's ewok shit, only even more forgettable and discarded.
 
Are you referring to Rey or Ahsoka...also can we not combine the two things I hate most.
Whoever you think is the best girl....
Neither its Misato

Actually I was referring to Rei Ayanami as that's what the bugman journalist named his kid, Rei.

Though they say it's because he loves our stronk androgynous jedi from soy wars
 
So as a quick update, I've said before that I haven't seen a single piece of advertisement for IX in public aside from some pez dispensers. As of last week, I began seeing TV spots for IX and as of this week, for the first time, I finally see one billboard with IX on it that's sharing space with some car insurance shit. Aside from that, Cheerios boxes have some kind of contest to win tickets to IX. That's pretty much all of it. I remember before TFA and TLJ came out, this shit was fucking everywhere for months before the premiere, now nothing comes out until the last fucking minute. What about you guys? Have any of you seen any changes around you?

As for merch, the only place I've seen any SW merch is at Walmart, but the SW section is no different than it was months ago. It sort of looks like this, except without the Solo dolls.
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So what have you all to share? Any status updates? More advertisement? Less advertisement?


It bothered me to no end how they kept calling it the first black superhero movie... What happened to Blade? Spawn? Or worse, calling Black Panther the first and only black superhero...

The toy aisle for Star Wars has shrank massively. It seems like Toy Story has a bigger part of the aisle now. I remember as a kid going to Toys R Us and half of an aisle would be dedicated to nothing but Star Wars (which I hated, I always went to the G.I. Joe or Alien and Predator or Spawn toys sections). Even smaller stores would have a big chunk of the toy aisle dedicated to Star Wars not it's tiny little sliver of space next to Wrestling, Halo, Fortnite, Marvel, DC, and some other bullshit.
 
Whoever you think is the best girl....
Neither its Misato

Actually I was referring to Rei Ayanami as that's what the bugman journalist named his kid, Rei.

Though they say it's because he loves our stronk androgynous jedi from soy wars

I'm reminded of a fan art picture of Rei as Rey...and no I did not try to look that up on purpose (probably was the result of a general search for Star Wars and got that...)
 
So, that Dr. Aphra thread I linked to before where everyone's whining about the evil cishet white male manbabies ruining or criticizing the Aphra cartoon took out their anger on a homo who wanted FinnPoe and who was disappointed with Disney's nu-EU for only having lesbos but no homos, so everyone proceeds to gang up on the defenseless fag without mercy and downvote him to Hell. I hate PoeFinnfags and shippers in general, but damn these people have no love among themselves or an inkling of mercy.
So much for nu-fans being so progressive and accepting. And yet they're still acting all high and mighty despite this behavior. These people are nothing but hypocrites. Truly they are like Aphra, a bunch of pretentious cunts who use their BBQ status to protect themselves but are just as quick to throw each other under the bus when one steps out of line or do any awful shit they want and not feel bad about it because they're on the right side of history, like Aphra did when she threw her lesbo lover into the belly of the beast to save her own hide. And these idiots want Aphra to represent their BBQ community? Do they even read these awful comics? Its like the nu-fanbase is nothing but Andrew Dobson clones. A bunch of hypocritical weirdos who gladly eat shit and cream their pants over two girls touching hands.
The issue is that once Ahsoka's main arc ended, Filoni realized she was a fan favorite, and kept bringing her back, ultimately undermining the entire point of her character, which was a tragic disillusionment in what she originally believed brought about by circumstance and mirroring Anakin's own failures later. No one would have any issue with her had she stuck to this character paradigm and simply not returned.
To be honest, I hated the whole banishment thing. I always thought it would've been far more impacting for her to die because of Anakin's own shortcomings, thus justifying her rather pointless existence and giving us a more effective reason as to why Anakin would fall to the Dark Side beyond manipulation, insanity and desperation. I honestly thought that would be the endgame, or have her come back for the purge on the Jedi Temple to die protecting the padawans and tragically fail, cementing Vader's own view of being beyond redemption even more, but instead Filoni just milks his waifu to the extreme, and then has her die at Vader's hand years later but then undoes that by introducing fucking time travel of all things like a complete wuss who can't let a single favorite character of his fucking die. It just makes Ahsoka's entire existence feel pointless with no payoff, just a thirdwheel who's their for merchandise, like a Jar Jar who's not retarded. Preferably for me, the best way to deal with her was having her die at Dooku's hands because of Anakin's own shortcomings which made him fall further to the Dark Side and would've resulted in a very emotional and impacting end for her. Something like holding her in his arms as she's dying, trying to tell her everything's going to be okay, and all she can say is that she's scared because she's so young before finally dying. That's the kind of shit that would help to darken his soul.
 
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The Fortnite/Star Wars event was an unmitigated disaster. Nobody was able to connect to the servers and even the EPIC launcher wasn't working. It's fascinating how Nu-Wars wrecks everything it touches, even products from completely different companies.

It's so hollow. There's literally no reason to use Duel of the Fates, they're just desperate and having nothing left but to pander to Prequel fans after shitting on Jar Jar Binks 4 years ago.

John Williams is not good anymore. What was his last good score? I can't remember, maybe the third Harry Potter. They need to resort to the good old times because the music right now sucks.
 
Also, check out this nugget of exceptionality about the writer of the article;
What a faggot. At least he can cop out and say he named her after Evangelion
I actually wouldn't be shocked if he was bribed by Disney since all of these losers who shill for them actually seem to get paychecks from them. I more believe he just named the daughter that and then made up the reason.
 
Also Shaak Ti was objectively a more interesting character until Filoni focusing on Ashsoka caused her to be sidelined.
That was probably the worst thing that came about because of Ahsoka. Shaak Ti was one of the most popular jedi characters, so much so she appeared in a slew of content and her death from the ROTS deleted scenes was retconned and she was made a boss in Force Unleashed, but then Filoni recanonizes her death in the final season of Filoni Wars because we can't have two Togrutas running around.
On a minor note, it always sort of bugged me how Ahsoka doesn't look like any other Togruta. She has shorter horns, shorter head tails, and her eyes look completely human and she lacks the traditional white eye markings all other Togrutas have over the eyes.
 
The Fortnite/Star Wars event was an unmitigated disaster. Nobody was able to connect to the servers and even the EPIC launcher wasn't working. It's fascinating how Nu-Wars wrecks everything it touches, even products from completely different companies.



John Williams is not good anymore. What was his last good score? I can't remember, maybe the third Harry Potter. They need to resort to the good old times because the music right now sucks.
It was Inception.
 
On a minor note, it always sort of bugged me how Ahsoka doesn't look like any other Togruta. She has shorter horns, shorter head tails, and her eyes look completely human and she lacks the traditional white eye markings all other Togrutas have over the eyes.
That bugged me too, I understand they wanted to make her more expressive, so they changed the eyes, They changed Shaak Ti eyes to more human like in the show too btw. but I still personally like her with more alien eyes.

Here's her concept art
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She was originally gonna be called Ahsla, but they changed it cause there was a torguta child already called that in the films and they didn't want to add any more confusion. Also they went back and forth with her eyes.

Also Filoni Wars was gonna be closer to Star Wars Rebels, until George said he wanted it to be More about Anakin and Obi-wan, and the grand scheme of the war and it's effect on the Jedi.

Filoni's concept art.
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That bugged me too, I understand they wanted to make her more expressive, so they changed the eyes, They changed Shaak Ti eyes to more human like in the show too btw. but I still personally like her with more alien eyes.

Here's her concept art
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She was originally gonna be called Ahsla, but they changed it cause there was a torguta child already called that in the films and they didn't want to add any more confusion. Also they went back and forth with her eyes.

Also Filoni Wars was gonna be closer to Star Wars Rebels, until George said he wanted it to be More about Anakin and Obi-wan, and the grand scheme of the war and it's effect on the Jedi.

Filoni's concept art.
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"Lupé"

Fucking christ he really is obsessed by fucking wolves
 
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