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Super unhealthy fat Phil from a hundred years ago before the lifestyle change

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Ultra buff Phil who doesn't need anymore exercise and eats super healthy
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He's in waaaaaaay better shape now guys! You can tell he totally lost 60lbs.
 
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Snout n' Gout said:
Had a random thought earlier how hard of a time do you guys thinks Dave is gonna have accepting health issues when they start coming up soon I mean he's 37 and in absolutely horrid health but is delusional and goes on rants about how he's basically "almost skinny" and how "in reality popcarn is actually really healthy"
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March 31st this year he revealed that at the end of 2017 for 3+ months he was having chest pains. What did he do? Absolutely nothing. . .until it 'just went away on it's own'. He also claims to have had 'High Blood Pressure' at this time as well. How does he know what his blood pressure was? He certainly didn't go to a doctor, I can't remember if he mentioned a blood pressure cuff reader being at Fred Meyer or something but that may have happened. So he either pretended he was a doctor and self-diagnosed, or he used some random supermarket device and self-diagnosed. Make of this what you will.

It's under the 'HBPP or HighBloodPressurePhil' Spoiler in this transcription of his Minecraft stream babbling.
flatsoda said:
03/31/19 Second Stream - Minecraft Chillin' & Beggin' Stream: This Is The Way March Begging Madness Ends. Not With A Bang But With A Snort.

~ PRESTREAM ~

I welcome all of you to my late stream, which is Minecraft CHILL!
THROAT CLEAR
What that means is that for a couple of hours tonight, we're gonna relax!
We're gonna be CHILL!
Uh.
We're gonna be doing fun stuff in Minecraft!
In reality, I'm just looking for a couple of hours of CHILL FUN.
I'm not really looking to doing anything too major tonight!
I know that Mr. Papavera has been writing many guides. In fact, more about Red Stone and-
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
Stuff about, like, a prep- a preparation guide to go in The Nether.
Which I do want to do eventually!
But, not tonight for sure!
I just wanna have a relaxing stream tonight.
THROAT CLEAR
So, I hope that's you guys are here for!
Lots of INTERACTION and talking with me, while I mine for Diamond. And then, maybe make some Diamond Armor and mess around with whatever happened in this new update patch!
Okay?
LIP SMACK!
Uhm.
Then, on Friday, it's my Big Birthday Bash Marathon!
Where I will be playing FROM TEN A.M. TO TEN P.M.!
A marathon of games!
Including, YES!, more Sekiro!
TAKES A SIP
LIP SMACK!
Oh my God!
PAUSE
SNAKE CHUCKLE
I got an e-mail from my dad!
Uh.
More Sekiro!
More . . .
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
Uh.
BlackOps4BlackOut!
Probably some Modern Warfare Remastered.
AND, maybe a little bit of MLB?
The whole purpose of this marathon of Friday, will be to raise funds for my Taxes!
As well to celebrate my birthday.
So.
It should be a good event.
Hope you guys will be here on Friday, if at all you can!
All day long! Twelve hour marathon!
PIG SNORT
LIP SMACK!
Then, on Saturday, my final streaming day before time away to visit my parents.
You know?
Speak of the devil. See? My dad e-mailed me.
Then, I'll be in Connecticut for a week.
The e-mail from my dad said, 'Be sure to bring a jacket! Because, your mom says the weather changes quickly, and you don't want to be caught without a jacket!'
SNAKE LAUGH
What an e-mail!
TAKES A SIP
LIP SMACK!
It's pretty funny.
That's the deal, guys!
Hopefully, this week goes well!
Hopefully, I raise a lot of funds for the taxes over this week, including the marathon and my Birthday Celebration, and all of that!
And I can go to Connecticut, not too worried!
I don't know how that's going to go. But, we'll see what happens!
Okay?
The best way to contribute tonight, is to TIP ME!
TIPPING ME is the best way to help me with my Taxes!
Because, I get those funds RIGHT AWAY!
And I'm able to put them directly to The Taxes!
Okay, everybody?
Uhm.

Explains how to send his grifting ass a tip.

I'm pretty sure, you guys know the deal!
Alright?
LIP SMACK!
[2019-03-31 18:31:09 PDT] mrpapaveraceae: cheer50 I recommend to read at least the first part of the Nether survival guide, to consider before taking Diamond gear in the Nether.

I will!
I'm definitely not going to the Nether tonight!
But, I definitely need Diamond! At this point, I've run so low on Diamond, I need it. No matter what.
Uhm.
So.
Thank you very much for the cheer, Mr. Papavera!
And thank you for all the work you've been doing on those guides!
I know you've been doing work on them.
And I swear, WE WILL GET TO THEM.
THROAT CLEAR
Uh.
LIP SMACK!
Probably not tonight. But, maybe the next time I play Minecraft.
Uhm.
Maybe I'll be looking into more Red Stone gizmos and gadgets, and I'll be reading the Nether survival guide as well.
Because I want to know what to expect when I head into the Nether.
So.
LIP SMACK!

~ CHILL & POSITIVE GAMEPLAY INTERACTIONS ~

[2019-03-31 19:12:39 PDT] chaos_realm01: dspcheer100 Do you find that having small hands hinders your gaming skill a bit?

I don't have small hands!
RAISES BOTH HANDS TO THE CAMERA
EXAMINES HIS SOFT MISSHAPEN HANDS
I have about medium-sized hands.
My dad, actually, has much bigger hands than me. Which is funny, because I'm much taller and bigger than my dad!
HAND CLAP
Yet, he has MUCH BIGGER hands than me!
Uhm.
I've got about medium-sized hands. They're not Small-Small. And they're not, they're certainly not huge!
But, I couldn't answer your question, because I don't have small hands.
I would think, Yes!, having small hands would hinder you in certain games. In certain situations, I would think.
I'm just assuming!
You know?
[2019-03-31 19:14:37 PDT] rocthaice24: cheer50 small hands lol
Yeah, I don't know why he said I have small hands. I definitely don't!
[2019-03-31 19:35:24 PDT] crystallaser: @darksydephil - I apologize if my advice stressed you out or made you frustrated, but I didn’t want Minecraft to go away and was trying to think of ways to make it interesting, which included trying to teach you more complicated things

SNIFFS FINGERS
RUBS HIS PATCHY GOATEE
Crystallaser, I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't even know what you're talking about.
So.
I guess, I wouldn't stress out. I have no recollection, of what you're even addressing.
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
It must not be that big of a deal!
PAUSE
No!
You see, my concern is: if I play Minecraft, you know?
I want people to want to come and relax, and chill with me.
You know?
But, even though that's fine.
You know?
It still has to be a stream where people PARTICIPATE, and I make a little bit of money!
I'm just being honest with you!
You know?
If I play Minecraft once a week, and it's a Dead Stream for me, that's not a good thing!
So, I'm just saying! That's kind of what it hinges on!
It's kind of like, if I'm going to do classic RPGs, right?
Then, people have to come out and be supportive of those RPGs, to make those streams happen!
[2019-03-31 19:49:27 PDT] dope_soap_: cheer50 are you excited for the marathon stream do you think it will go well i hope it does

I think it will!
I'm basically playing the games that did well last time!
Plus, I'm gonna add in a few other things. Like I said, uh, probably some MLB or something. Just something a little different.
But, I'm going to play the games that people liked.
For longer?
So.
Hopefully.
That works out.
PAUSES TO CONCENTRATE ON THE GAME
But, I am excited for the marathon stream!
Twelve hours of hanging out with you guys!
Action-packed games. More relaxing games.
Good stuff!
And, like I said, hopefully it does go well. Hopefully, I can raise-
PAUSES TO CONCENTRATE ON THE GAME
Hopefully, I can raise funds!
And, wha, my goal with this, this, BIRTHDAY BASH MARATHON is,
Number One: obviously, celebrate my birthday!
And Number Two: tohangoutwithyouguysandhavefun
And Number Three: to raise enough money, via TIPS, so I can go to Connecticut, and not have to be like, 'Well! This is, like, the Last Hurrah for me!'
When I go back, to, to, to Washington, I, basically, now don't have enough money to pay Taxes! And get on a payment plan! And therefore I'm fucked! And I just have to, basically, uh, ehhh, you know? Figure out how to sell my house!
You know?
That would be awful!
To go to Connecticut. Have a great time with Kat, and my parents!
Then have to come back home and say, 'Well. Say goodbye to your house!'
Uh.
That would probably be Worst-Case Scenario!
And I'm hoping, I'm not going to be in that scenario.
I hope!
[2019-03-31 19:53:23 PDT] chaos_realm01: dspcheer100 I recently paid off all my credit card debt. I was paying minimum payments on it, but with my tax return and saving money, I was able to pay off everything. Is it hard for you to make more than the minimum payment? Also, do you have plans in the future to ensure you don't run into tax problems again next year?

The Bottom Line Is, a few things, Number One -
I don't know why I said 'The Bottom Line Is.' There's no bottom line.
Number One: I'm in a situation where, I-I-I-uh, basically, I can pay everything! But, uh, uh, it's at the point where I can barely do that!
I can pay. What I need to pay. To keep afloat. Every month.
But I can barely do that.
Some months I can't!
And, as you guys know, my bank accounts been overdrawn! A few times!
The reason being, is because, there were months that were really slow. That, typically, would be the good months for me. That weren't!
Like.
The months of November and December, were terrible! Compared to months, where normally, November and December, I would have, like, really good months for Christmas and everything!
And it ended up being bad!
Which makes no sense!
November and December are usually the months with the most games, were some of the worst months of last year for me! When it came to Streaming and YouTube.
Uhm.
SNORT
So, that sucks!
I rely on that increase of income at the end of every year! To kind of, juggle things for the early months.
That didn't happen!
So, right now, like, normally, I'd be like, 'Oh, yeah! I can pay ahead on credit cards!'
I can't do anything!
I'm barely making any payments on anything! I'm barely staying afloat!
To the point, where like, it sucks!
I have no, NO freedom financially, to really do anything!
I would never, never have the ability to visit my parents, if they weren't paying for the trip.
Uhm.
My hope!
Is a few things, Number One: in two years, I have two loans that will be paid off!
And, that's like, almost a thousand dollars a month! No lie! That will be freed up, if I don't have those loans anymore!
So, that's Number One. If I can make it, like two more years, those are gone completely!
Number Two: if I can keep paying down, what I have on this house, okay? And the equity on this house keeps increasing.
Which, by the way, it is! It's funny, because, somehow homes slowed down. The equity on this house has kept going up!
So, as long as the equity keeps going up, what I'm hoping is, within a couple of years, hopefully it's this year. Maybe it's next year.
I can refinance this house!
And put all my credit card debt into the mortgage!
If that's the case? I'm good!
'Cuz, then my credit score will go up! Those minimal payments are gonna- be gone!
Because when you put them in a mortgage, instead of a credit card, those minimum payments go WAY DOWN!
But, the problem is, I just have too much debt in my name!
I need, I need debt to go down, somehow!
And, right now, considering, I can only make, like, like minimum payments on shit! That's not going down!
Uhm.
It's just staying stagnant where it is!
So.
You know?
In essence, I need to find a way to hold out a couple of years!
And natuarlly, for example, naturally, I'm going to pay down.
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
Naturally, I'm going to pay down the mortgage, on the stupid house I'm stuck with in Connecticut!
That's going to go away eventually!
Just the question is: When?
It could be five or ten more years! It could be less than that!
I don't know!
Uhm.
Eventually.
I'm going to be able to refinance this house.
But when?!
It could be one or two years. It could be longer!
Like I said, there's, eh, those loans, once they're paid off, will help me out tremendously!
That's like a lot of extra money every month!
Uhm.
There's a lot of factors involved!
Nothing's definite!
That's the problem!
You know?
Nothing's definite!
I wish I could say, 'Oh! If I stay the course, if I keep doing this, I'll be fine in a year! Or two years!'
I can't say that!
That's why it's funny,
MOCKING VOICE
'But Phil! Once you get past this year's tax problem, then what about next year?'
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!
You're asking the wrong person!
I have no idea- you know what I mean?!
I have absolutely no idea, what's going to happen next year.
Things could go well. Things could go poorly!
I have no clue!
My streaming is actually doing better than it ever had! I'm being honest! It had!
But YouTube's way down!
That's the problem!
Streaming picked up! And then YouTube plummeted!
So it didn't even matter that my streaming got better!
Seriously!
It didn't matter that my views were up! That I'm making more money on Twitch every month!
Because, my YouTube revenue that I used to make, is gone now!
So.
It's like.
It sucks!
'Oh! You increase here! You decrease there! And now, it doesn't help anything!'
Which is fucking bullshit!
You know?
Because, I didn't change anything on YouTube!
If anything, on YouTube, I changed for the better!
T-POSE
I'm making longer videos now!!
I'm getting more subs!
You would think that YouTube would be doing better! It's not!
It's actually doing fucking worse!
OGRE LAUGH
[2019-03-31 19:54:36 PDT] dope_soap_: cheer50 how much do you need to save the house phil do you have an exact amount so we can prepare if you dont mind me asking

Honestly.
To be a 100% sure.
I think, around FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
At this point.
That's what I'm thinking.
Because.
What I think I need to do is, basically, be able to make a payment, that's equivalent to what my first payment should be, this year's estimated taxes.
And then I need to be able to pay my accountant.
Uh.
Not my accountant, my Tax Attorney-slash-CPA.
Uhm.
And he's gonna bill me, I know it's going to be a thousand bucks or more.
So, I think I need around FIVE GRAND.
If I had around FIVE GRAND, I'm pretty sure I'll be, at least, qualifying for the payment plan!

[2019-03-31 19:59:19 PDT] thumbonthecouch: what happened to the 17k?
[2019-03-31 19:59:45 PDT] press_my_life: From $17,000 to $5,000
[2019-03-31 19:59:57 PDT] reddragonsupreme: @darksydephil but you really said it was going to be 17000
[2019-03-31 20:00:00 PDT] garyshiggles: From 16k to 20k to 17k to 5k actually

Some people are saying, 'What happened to the 17k?'
I STILL OWE THE 17k!!
But, I think, if I raise the FIVE GRAND, I'll qualify for the payment plan.
And, then the 17k will be paid off gradually with the payment plan!
But, I think I need to raise about FIVE THOUSAND, from what I have now, in order to pay it down enough, to qualify, and be okay, to qualify for that payment plan and everything!
And I don't think it's going to happen, honestly!
OGRE CHUCKLE
I mean, I hope it does!
I hope that the marathon goes incredibly well!
Because it's my birthday, combined with all this!
But I don't know, man. I don't know what's gonna happen.
[2019-03-31 19:58:10 PDT] lollermittens: dspcheer50 phil, why don't you ask your CPA to help you budget for next year's taxes based on your projected income for 2019? that shouldn't be too hard for him

TAKES A SIP
CHEWS WATER
LIP SMACK!
Dude, I can't budget TO PAY MY BILLS!!
How do I budget to pay next years taxes, when I can't pay my bills NOW?!
CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE
There's no money for all this shit!
The only way to fix this, is more money!!
Being very honest!
The only, the only immediate fix for my problems, is more money!!
Where that money comes from?
I have no idea!
That's the only immediate fix!
The long-term fix is to STAY AFLOAT! For two to three more years.
So I can pay off these loans I owe! So I can pay down the mortgage on this house, to have more equity in this house!
So that, the condo in Connecticut's value, you know, either goes up or I pay down the mortgage on that house. So I can maybe sell the house.
So, that's the thing, it's basically staying afloat!
There's no immediate resolution to my problems, besides finding money somewhere!
I find a satchel full of a hundred thousand dollars! Okay! Now I'm good!
But, there's no way, there's no-
MOCKING VOICE
'Why don't you plan out for this and that?! For next year!'
CAN'T!!
There's no way to do it!
IT'S NOT FUCKING REALITY!
I wish I could!
There's no reality where that happens!
THROAT CLEAR
[2019-03-31 20:01:08 PDT] joesmoe4444: What happened to he money got from he fundraiser in 2017? Did it vanish?

Boy, people are stupid.
Let's see: it paid the back state taxes and it paid my bills.
Where do you think it went?!
To the Cayman Islands??
SNAKE CHUCKLE
Dummy!
Oh my God.
People are asking me, 'What happened to the money from two years ago?'
IT PAID BILLS!!
CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE
Holy Shit!
I think people think that everything is free!
You see everything in my house? It all has to be paid for!
The electricity. The water I'm drinking. The electricity keeping the internet running. All, it's a bill!
Where do you think the money goes?!
PAYS THE BILLS, STUPID!

[2019-03-31 20:01:32 PDT] jewbacca2o3: cheer50 Why not just sell the house and move to a small and affordable apartment? You dont plan on having kids so screw it dood you only live once bro.

Because, first of all, that's worst-case scenario.
I love this house!
I worked my ass off to get it!
Kat and I have lived in it the last year. We love it!
We've done nice things to it, to make it our own.
And, it would be, basically, admitting defeat!
You know?
I'd be like, 'Listen. I've busted my ass! Worked my ass off! And now, I'm defeated! Because, all these things that got to me. The trolls fucked me over! A bad tax attorney that fucked me over! Now I have to lose everything!'
I really do!
I would equate losing this house, with kind of losing everything I've worked for.
I'm being very honest with all of you.
Because, I've worked my ass off for over ten years!
I sacrificed relationships and friendships!
Moving away from my parents, to do what I do.
And, to, to basically lose this house would be saying, 'Well! I'm giving up on all of that!'
Just being honest with you!
Now, being more practical than that, because that is kind of an A-SO-TERIC, kind of, you know, THING.
Where on Earth do you think I'm going to find time to look for apartments?!
How do you think I'm going to afford to move everything from this house to an apartment?!
You know?
Where's this time going to come from?!
I HAVE TO WORK SIX DAYS A WEEK! FULL TIME!
In order to make ends meet, and barely afford to pay my bills!
Now, all of a sudden, I'm supposed to have MAGIC EXTRA TIME to apartment hunting?!
And to do all this shit?! Where does it come from??
Where does the money come to move??
Where does- you know what I mean?
This isn't- it's not REALISTIC!
SNORT
It's just not realistic!
Like.
If I had to, actually, go move out of here and get an apartment somewhere.
You're talking, A SIGNIFICANT TIME away from streaming!
That I don't have! Because I have to stream to pay the bills!
You have to clone me, in order to find all the time to do all this shit!
I'm being very honest!
It's not, it's not viable! It's not feasible!
PAUSES TO CONCENTRATE ON GAME
So, anyway. Yeah!
You know.
People having this phantom expectations.
MOCKING VOICE
'Phil can just easily sell his house! No problem! No work! No time and no effort! He can easily just sell his home! And immediately, just get an apartment! It would be fine!'
Keep in mind, I have no money to do any of that. And no time to do any of that.
That's what I mean, it'd have to be absolute worst-case scenario. Where like, I know things are going to get financially so bad for me, for several months. I can't pay bills and shit. In order to sell my house, and then use the profits of the house to pay back what I didn't pay for those fucking months.
Right?
Uhm.
In the hopes, that I make enough selling the house, to pay the taxes that I owe. It would just be a fucking nightmare!
Just being very honest!

[2019-03-31 20:01:33 PDT] greenduck636: sell those statues, geta part time job and stream

Greenduck, you are officially an idiot!
I WORK FULL TIME!! SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!
WHERE THE FUCK DO I HAVE TIME FOR A PART TIME JOB?!‽
Oh my God!
People are so fucking stupid!
I won't have time to find a new apartment! Now, I'm gonna find time for a part time job, apparently!
SHAKES HIS MISSHAPEN HEAD
CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE
My God!! People are dumb!
HEAVY SIGH
So anyway.
That's really all I have to say about that.
Rather than worry about magic fixes for the problem, that don't work.
Really. If you actually do like me, and my content, and you support me.
Please consider attending my marathon OR contributing during my streams coming up this week.
This is the last chance for me to raise funds, and kind of get out of this situation.
And I appreciate anything that anyone contributes, being very honest.
Because, it really is my last chance to raise funds, before- that's it!
I come back and I'm like, 'Well, I'm fucked.'
LEG SLAP
So.
[2019-03-31 21:26:39 PDT] timboslicegb: @darksydephil you had high blood pressure? thst causes swelling feet

Yeah, Timboslice, I did have high blood pressure at one point.
Because, that was when I was very unhealthy! I was eating incredibly unhealthy!
I was super overweight!
Right?
I was almost, like, TWO HUNDRED FORTY POUNDS.
And, I was DRINKING PROFUSELY. Like, every night, I was drinking a ton of liquor, too!
So, I was, like, so fucking unhealthy and fucked up!
My blood pressure was out of whack and everything!
But now I'm feeling a hell of a lot better!
Like, NO LIE! This is, this is the truth, guys! I didn't reveal this to you guys, when it was happening!
But, in late 2017, remember?
I had become a Full Time Streamer, but then all the fucked up stuff happened, where I broke up with my ex, and all of that.
And then, the Back State Taxes hit me!
And I was like, ' What the fuck?! My life, is like, falling apart!'
When that happened, for about three months, I was having CHEST PAINS.
I was actually- I had high blood pressure. I was having chest pains.
And I was having insane amounts of, like, stress problems!
And I tried my best, to not let that relay on stream, because I was very nervous that I was going to, like, have a heart attack or something.
But, basically, I toughed through it and changed my life a lot!
You know?
Eating better! Have a much better sleep schedule now!
And my life, just in general, since Kat moved in with me, has become so much better!
MIC CUTS OFF
GAMEPLAY AUDIO IS STILL ON
CONTINUES TO TALK WITH THE MIC OFF
[2019-03-31 21:28:20 UTC] timboslicegb: mic
[2019-03-31 21:28:23 UTC] thebabyinthechat: RIP mic
[2019-03-31 21:28:23 UTC] blooyripper150: RIP
[2019-03-31 21:28:24 UTC] bigfatwobblybuttcheeks: mic
[2019-03-31 21:28:25 UTC] udiedbro20199: mic
[2019-03-31 21:28:25 UTC] leokira997: oh i know you do MrPapaveraceae
[2019-03-31 21:28:25 UTC] timboslicegb: mic died
[2019-03-31 21:28:25 UTC] hobox10: yeah mic just died in the middle of that
[2019-03-31 21:28:26 UTC] da_whopper: mic died
[2019-03-31 21:28:26 UTC] nolbert87: mic is not working
[2019-03-31 21:28:28 UTC] kingkozatof: Good
[2019-03-31 21:28:28 UTC] supaflash82: Phil's calves are so big they have their own zip code
[2019-03-31 21:28:29 UTC] areflectinggod: hes not gonna notice lmao
[2019-03-31 21:28:30 UTC] robotnicrekt: Lul
[2019-03-31 21:28:31 UTC] crystallaser: ....
[2019-03-31 21:28:32 UTC] blooyripper150: PHI
[2019-03-31 21:28:32 UTC] suckasurprise: quick someone cheer and tell him his mic is out
[2019-03-31 21:28:32 UTC] xbox1_is_garbage: Lmao
[2019-03-31 21:28:33 UTC] bigfatwobblybuttcheeks: mIC PHIL!
[2019-03-31 21:28:34 UTC] justsomedude_gaming: missing all the juicy bits
[2019-03-31 21:28:34 UTC] areflectinggod: @darksydephil YOUR MIC
[2019-03-31 21:28:34 UTC] da_whopper: @darksydephil MIC DIED
[2019-03-31 21:28:35 UTC] blooyripper150: STOP
[2019-03-31 21:28:35 UTC] leokira997: DOODS stop spamming
[2019-03-31 21:28:35 UTC] udiedbro20199: cant hear you
[2019-03-31 21:28:38 UTC] crystallaser: Mic died!
[2019-03-31 21:28:38 UTC] robotnicrekt: Mic wasn’t taking anymore lies
[2019-03-31 21:28:39 UTC] lutherkujo: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
[2019-03-31 21:28:40 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: Mic died.
[2019-03-31 21:28:41 UTC] xbox1_is_garbage: :(((
[2019-03-31 21:28:42 UTC] adrenalindragon: Silent Phil
[2019-03-31 21:28:42 UTC] kingkozatof: @suckasurprise No don’t cheer
[2019-03-31 21:28:43 UTC] supaflash82: mic dead
[2019-03-31 21:28:44 UTC] nolbert87: mic is dead
[2019-03-31 21:28:47 UTC] leokira997: CHAT slow down he cant read what youre saying
[2019-03-31 21:28:48 UTC] xbox1_is_garbage: Rip
[2019-03-31 21:28:50 UTC] blooyripper150: STILL TALKING HUH
[2019-03-31 21:28:51 UTC] crystallaser: LOLOL
[2019-03-31 21:28:51 UTC] areflectinggod: Silent Phil LOL
[2019-03-31 21:28:53 UTC] hobox10: you said your life with kat was better then mic died lol
LOOKS AT CHAT
THROWS UP HAND IN FRUSTRATION
TALKS TO THE VIEWERS EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS THAT HIS MICROPHONE IS OFF AND NOBODY CAN HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING
LEANS TO THE LEFT
TURNS OFF STREAM
UNFORTUNATELY HE RESTARTS THE STREAM
[2019-03-31 21:36:35 PDT] crisis624: You said before it was a sacrifice to leave your parents and friends. Would you consider moving back to CT? Not to the condo, that's stupid, but CT in general to be close to them again.

Quite frankly? No.
The reason is: Too Expensive.
The taxes and everything, they are so expensive!
To move back there would be a major detriment.
Uhm.
And the weather, too!
Like, everything out here, allows me to do what I do, and have a good life.
Moving back to Connecticut, I may have health problems again!
I may end up hurting my back!
Because I have to be in snow and ice, and shit! And deal with all that nonsense!
Here, is the ideal place for me, in my opinion.
[2019-03-31 21:37:54 PDT] timboslicegb: @darksydephil do you plan on taking switch on trip and if so what game

Yeah!
In fact, KAT was thinking of taking the Switch and getting Breath of the Wild, for the Switch.
Because she didn't play it, and she saw me playing it and LIKED ME PLAYING IT. And wants to play it herself.
And she's thinking of getting it, and playing it on the plane, to and fro.
I told her it would be a good game, and I'd probably be able to help her when she's playing it!


[2019-03-31 21:38:23 PDT] hobox10: is kat nervous to meet your parents for the first time

Yes and no.
Like.
Is she nervous? I mean, of course. She's never met them before.
Whenever you meet someone, you've never met before, obviously you have have nerves.
Uhm.
But at the same time, she's, she's heard them.
Like, like, I call them every week and she's here when I'm on the phone with them.
So, she knows what they're like, because she's heard them every week!
You know?
Thanks everyone, who did TIP ME.
I know there were some Troll Tippers in there.
It is appreciated.
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Reminder! I am streaming tomorrow!
Okay?
I am here tomorrow! Even though, normally, I'm not!
Uhm.
Uh.
I'll be doing Sekiro, my main gameplay stream, early one. And then, Super Mario RPG at night.
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Still making this big push this week to raise TIPS for my taxes!
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Okay?
[2019-03-31 21:45:33 PDT] crystallaser: cheer100 You’re enchantment guide has also been sent. :biggrin:
Thank you, Crystallaser for a hundred bit cheer!
READS CHEER
Thank you very much!
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I wonder if DarkSydeDad would appreciate being mocked, as he's shelling out a bunch of money to fly in his failson and his awkward "girlfriend."



So, even though he sees that housing values around his area are starting to going down, he's in complete denial that the value of his McMansion is going to down eventually, and is STILL hoping to sink himself further into debt by ramming his credit card debts into his mortgage?
He clearly did not learn any lessons from his ongoing predicament with the Connecticut condo, and he's going to end up with ANOTHER underwater mortgage loan tied around his neck.



And he's hoping for a higher credit score, so that he can take out EVEN MORE lines of credit and charge more stuff on his credit cards, and continue to sink himself EVEN FURTHER into debt.
I have never seen anyone work so hard to be financially irresponsible.



This patchy-bearded grifter knows exactly what's going to happen next year. Because it's the same thing that he's done the last two years.
He's going to blow through whatever money comes in, and expect the paypigs and tryhard trolls to cover his tax bills at the end of the year.



Is this the mysterious secret health problem that he kept hinting at for so long?
Maybe.



Has Kat never talk to DarkSydeDad and DarkSydeMom? Not even on the phone??
That's fucking weird.

Darksydephil needs your money. He really does. He needs your money to . . . PAY HIS BILLS.
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As to your question I think any and all health problems will be entirely blamed on his mother for smoking while she was pregnant because Phil did nothing wrong, and just imagine how much worse off he might have been if he hadn't done everything correct!
 
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PieceofShet said:
I dont know where did mrhuth got this video but holy shit

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Anyone who didn't watch, Rambo says he got fired because his boss saw his videos he made with DSP and they are inappropriate for someone who represents their business.

This explains a lot.

You can't do business with Phil Burnell and come out clean.
 
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Anyone who didn't watch, Rambo says he got fired because his boss saw his videos he made with DSP and they are inappropriate for someone who represents their business.

This explains a lot.

You can't do business with Phil Burnell and come out clean.
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holy shit thats so sad, all rambo wanted to do was play video games with his friend and it got him fired
 
PieceofShet said:
I dont know where did mrhuth got this video but holy shit

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Sparkletor said:
Anyone who didn't watch, Rambo says he got fired because his boss saw his videos he made with DSP and they are inappropriate for someone who represents their business.

This explains a lot.

You can't do business with Phil Burnell and come out clean.
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It should be pointed out that the video is nearly 10 years old.

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Honestly, until he at least passes out, I don't think Phil will do anything about his health. Hell, I think that if - when, really - he does, he'll manage to blame it on not having eaten well enough or something that can happen to anybody on a "bad day" like that.

This is obvious from the fact that he already has sizable health problems: Gout flare ups, implied (Or demonstrated, IIRC the unboxing of one of his computers) inability to do physically "taxing" tasks without discomfort, lack of sleep. And that's only what we've gathered from his highly controlled videos that feature basically no physical activity whatsoever. Pretty sure we can add vitamin D deficiency to the list without much arguing from anyone. And now I learn he's had chest pains and did nothing about it. There's also been talk of a possible stroke, though I think people are reading a bit too much into a low quality camera aimed at a room only ever lit from one side, and badly at that.

How much worse can it get before we're talking full blown heart attack, here ? Not a whole lot, realistically. At that point, he's on a collision course, and just like with racing games, he doesn't intend on considering the danger until he's crashed into it.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
It will absolutely 100% be that he did nothing wrong. I'm sure he'll bring up his mothers weight and claim all the health problems are genetic. Nothing he could do, he was blahking.
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No no no.
His mom is a saint, except the smoking.

It's the aunt who had gout, cancer, bone spurs, stole Dave's condo, forced him into homosexuality etc etc


Also, you know that motherfucker will be one of the worthless slobs that have amazing genes and lives to 115
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
No no no.
His mom is a saint, except the smoking.

It's the aunt who had gout, cancer, bone spurs, stole Dave's condo, forced him into homosexuality etc etc


Also, you know that motherfucker will be one of the worthless slobs that have amazing genes and lives to 115
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We already know his genes are shit (GOUT GOUT GOUT plus just look at him), but you're probably right about him blaming his aunt when the time comes.
 
Looks like Phil is threatening a rage+wagequit on CoD tonight. EXTRA SALTY.

Edit: Who said he's going to play NFS? He just complained about the cost and said he didn't care about it. Also, apparently you can tell how much people like games based on how much money he gets.
 
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