Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Intelligent Calcium]

This is what BigB was responding to.

Oh? So now the nazis were genuine socialists after all? Usually that claim is seen as a bad faith gotcha against the left but I guess we have it on good authority now. This is what happens when you can't see further than winning the next twitter argument.

 

[Big Nasty]

Bob sounds like that guy Stuart Slade, who thinks that the best way for the US to win WW2 would have been to just build a shitload of atomic bombs and then wiping out the 300 largest cities in Germany.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I’ll do Film Robert a favour and quote an 80s movie for him.

“Sometimes the winning move is not to play”

But that would involve reigning in the tard rage.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't know why John liked this but he did and Bob immediately came.

Spoiler: COW CROSSOVER!

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This is what BigB was responding to.
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I checked and John didn't like or retweet the Everything-I-Don't-Like-Is-A-Nazi tweet so I'm not entirely sure why Bob correcting some anon sped where he lives, something almost anyone should know who follows him or has heard him when he slips up and uses his accent, other than John thought "That was a darn good zinger!" maybe? This guy, on the other hand, did both!

Spoiler: cut from the same cloth

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Aaron is a true fan and I'm glad that Bobbyboi has brought us all together.

Bob also didn't correct BigB about his "pedigree". So does he just assume that being from Bahstin, well...a suburb of Bahstain, carries no pedigree and therefore no correction given or the fact that he is from Bosstone mean that he's just rolling in the status? Maybe he just got confused by the word pedigree and new he had BigB on his actual location so he went for the easy target? These are the mysteries...

I like how Bob's fantasizing about being Mario and Bob wanting Mario to be from Brooklyn have become linked in the public psyche.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

America, Fuck Yeah!

Don't worry, fam, when the EU Marxists come after you, we got your back! Hopefully.

you cunts encourage children to become drag queens, and you're responsible for much of the degenerate cultural cancer over here, you can fuck right off

With Boris and his crew winning, pretty sure once Brexit happens, we can expect a full on tard raging tantrum from Robert.

given the way things have gone so far you'll probably have to wait 30+ years for that particular spazfit

 

[Chaos Theorist]

“Good Uk people” ie “Labour voters” or those who agree with me. Everyone else is “bad uk people”

Robert: “What do you mean conservatives just win their biggest victory in 80 years??”

When you view everything black and white or everyone opposite of you as an adversary and you’re all or nothing you will constantly lose. If you don’t take time to understand why you lose and why people didn’t vote with you, you will lose.

Even though Robert is a nobody, he’s a component of major problem for the Democrats/left.

Theres an irony in Bobs hatred for the white working classes in the midwesr while the core of Labours voters for many years was the white working classes from the North and Wales which is analogus for the midwest for its reliance on heavy industry and coal

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Oh? So now the nazis were genuine socialists after all? Usually that claim is seen as a bad faith gotcha against the left but I guess we have it on good authority now. This is what happens when you can't see further than winning the next twitter argument.

I wasn't expecting Bob Chipman/Dinesh D'Souza solidarity...

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Theres an irony in Bobs hatred for the white working classes in the midwesr while the core of Labours voters for many years was the white working classes from the North and Wales which is analogus for the midwest for its reliance on heavy industry and coal

too right - the old industrial towns and cities in the north were the heartlands of old Labour, and since Labour has pandered to the spoiled wealthy gimme-free-shit generation in London at the expense of the rest of the country, they've had massive losses in the north to the Brexit Party, who are the only quarter-decent alternative

George Orwell predicted this exact scenario in "The Road To Wigan Pier" (1936), and offered a solution - to make the left more accessible to normal working people - and did anyone listen? did they bollocks

 

[Emperor Julian]

too right - the old industrial towns and cities in the north were the heartlands of old Labour, and since Labour has pandered to the spoiled wealthy gimme-free-shit generation in London at the expense of the rest of the country, they've had massive losses in the north to the Brexit Party, who are the only quarter-decent alternative

George Orwell predicted this exact scenario in "The Road To Wigan Pier" (1936), and offered a solution - to make the left more accessible to normal working people - and did anyone listen? did they bollocks

Personally I believe people are overplaying Corbyn, it's probably worth noting that everybody except the SNP got fucked into the dirt. The lib Dems who campaigned on Corbyn being a dick and presenting valid opposition to the Tories lost just under half their seats so are probably a spent force and CUK which was largely founded by disgruntled labour party members is just plain dead. The Tories are very much riding a tiger in that they're expected to deliver a succesful Brexit. If they fail to go through or the economy tanks because of it then they're fucked. Especially considering Corbyn is almost certainly stepping down shortly. If they suceed they can do pretty much anything they want for the next few years, but it's debatable how much people really want standard tory goverment if the win is just about Corbyn and Brexit. This is not to say he wasnt a factor and may have nudged it further to Boris but I have my genuine suspicions on how well Labour would have done with pretty much anyone at the head. Afterall the incredably bland Ed got rammed a few years back.

The interesting part is if the next labour MP will have to keep both wings of the party in line while pushing forward a moderate socialist policy mandate. While getting the traditonal labor total kicking in the tabloids.

Back on Subject does Bob genuinly believe the NAZi's where socialists? Does he think all those wacky African bannana republics are actually democracies because the they hard the word democracy in the military juntas formal name?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Back on Subject does Bob genuinly believe the NAZi's where socialists?

Some of them were. But they all got purged in the Night of Long Knives. Not because Hitler had some great devotion to capitalism, but because he wanted to get the help of the industrialists and the military for his plans, and both those groups hated socialism so getting rid of Strasser and Röhm was a must for getting their cooperation.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Some of them were. But they all got purged in the Night of Long Knives. Not because Hitler had some great devotion to capitalism, but because he wanted to get the help of the industrialists and the military for his plans, and both those groups hated socialism so getting rid of Strasser and Röhm was a must for getting their cooperation.

Yeah the nazi's like any party had factions, unlike most parties the ones who der fuhrer didnt like got shot. Historically the nazis are a right wing group, with some pretensions of left wing politics. Typically the left wing aspects to the party are played up for rhetorical leverage, which is silly when you've got a perfectly horrible soviet union across the border. Weirdly Goebbels was very much the working mans nazi until Hitler talked him out of it.

Then again Himmler thought he was a wizard with magic powers so fuck knows what the higher ups thought when they wernt lying through their teeth.

Bob probably would have really liked them before the full truth came out, they where afterall about a superior future.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh lord, he’s finally made his RTG on A New Hope.

Apparently it’s blocked on YouTube, so if you want to cringe, here’s the link on Vimeo.

Cant wait to see @GeneralFriendliness rip Bob a new one.

Really That Good - STAR WARS

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[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Oh lord, he’s finally made his RTG on A New Hope.
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Apparently it’s blocked on YouTube, so if you want to cringe, here’s the link on Vimeo.

Cant wait to see @GeneralFriendliness rip Bob a new one.

Really That Good - STAR WARS

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So, instead of giving this content to The Escapist he puts it out on his own? I wonder how they feel about that...

 

[Mola Ram]

So, instead of giving this content to The Escapist he puts it out on his own? I wonder how they feel about that...

Relieved, I'd imagine.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So, instead of giving this content to The Escapist he puts it out on his own? I wonder how they feel about that...

More proof that the relationship between the two is deteriorating behind the scenes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Twenty minutes in and I stumbled upon this.

More proof that the relationship between the two is deteriorating behind the scenes.

Isn’t Really That Good exclusive to Bob’s main channel though.

 

[Mola Ram]

Twenty minutes in and I stumbled upon this.
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Isn’t Really That Good exclusive to Bob’s main channel though.

I'll give him this: I'm willing to bet he smells like a Frenchman.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'll give him this: I'm willing to bet he smells like a Frenchman.

If you’re implying that includes sweaty armpits, body that smells like no shower for two weeks, and breath being a deadly mixed of fast food and old, dried up food.

 

[Bolo]

Twenty minutes in and I stumbled upon this.
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Isn’t Really That Good exclusive to Bob’s main channel though.

This is what happens when dumbass just shove words on google translator and doesn't even bother to check how the correct grammar works for said language. litteral translation of Star Wars is "Guerre des étoiles", but french language usually asks for a article before the noun when it is the subject of a sentence.

Dunno about titles, and my french is rusty as fuck, still, all you have to do Robert is a quick serch and see that Star Wars in french is "La Guerre des étoiles":

Also, he doesn't know how to act in front of a camera besides waving his sausages fingers around right?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This is what happens when dumbass just shove words on google translator and doesn't even bother to check how the correct grammar works for said language. litteral translation of Star Wars is "Guerre des étoiles", but french language usually asks for a article before the noun when it is the subject of a sentence.

on a similar subject, a few years ago there was a pirated Chinese version of episode III with hilariously mangled English subtitles called "Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West"