Plagued Weeaboos and other Japan spergs

[Jihadi Daddy]

just to further supplement my view
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Nippon banzai!!!

That's too uyoku even for me

 

[Jihadi Daddy]

"I dislike this girl. If I ruled the world from the shadows, I would take everything from her and sneer at her when she hits rock bottom. Then I'd make her eat a delicious, piping hot steak and watch the tears of frustration on her face. I really want to see it." -Shoji Gatoh

The author of Full Metal Panic seems like a pretty cool, based dude.

He seems like a normal, well-adjusted guy.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

While I can appreciate the professionally done custom itasha for shows, I never really get when someone just throws a bunch of ugly anime decals and bumper stickers all over some old beater and pretends it looks anything other than exceptional.
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Yes, it stands out like it is meant to, but for all the wrong reasons. If I were a cop and stopped a car like this for doing some dumb shit on the road my first thought would probably be, this guy is probably too :autistic: to be behind the wheel in the first place. MADD should have a sister organization specifically for cases like this called MAAD (mothers against autistic driving) they might just save some kids somewhere from being mowed down at the bus stop by a distracted exceptional individual in a rusty minivan covered in Miku and Love Live stickers.

Easier to spend $80 on stickers than get a personality or a hobby that shows through your appearance or exercising said hobby. Yknow, having a small "I love rock climbing" sticker on your laptop that someone notices in class. A small conversation starter. Wearing athletic wear to school instead of sweats and a hoodie.

But alas, rather plaster a car in the most mainstream of anime instead of something at least kind of niche that may point in a certain direction. "Oh he only likes sports anime; he must be into motivational stories and hoping to one day come out of his shell" as opposed to "this nigga googles "top 10 anime" and goes down the list".

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"this nigga googles "top 10 anime" and goes down the list".

It's actually even worse than that; these people throw all their money and their entire identities behind the kind of seasonal moeshit designed to make a quick buck from the otaku who go to game centres after work and dump 5,000 yen into those claw-catcher machines to get a shitty prize figure because it's less effort than catching a train to the designated suicide forest. Then these weebs buy up any leftover merchandise - sold to them at 300% of its original price - for shows that won't matter at all to anyone in six months. By the time the shit arrives in the mail they'll have moved onto another flavour-of-the-month waifu.

Their whole lives are about throwaway seasonal trash. The stuff that stands the test of time - your Evangelion, your Cowboy Bebop, even your Sailor Moon or Pokémon - doesn't interest them because there's no quick fix of boob physics and crude sexual innuendo. Lowest-tier shit for the lowest-tier people.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

It's actually even worse than that; these people throw all their money and their entire identities behind the kind of seasonal moeshit designed to make a quick buck from the otaku who go to game centres after work and dump 5,000 yen into those claw-catcher machines to get a shitty prize figure because it's less effort than necking yourself. Then these weebs buy up any leftover merchandise - sold to them at 300% of its original price - for shows that won't matter at all to anyone in six months. By the time the shit arrives in the mail they'll have moved onto another flavour-of-the-month waifu.

Their whole lives are about throwaway seasonal trash. The stuff that stands the test of time - your Evangelion, your Cowboy Bebop, even your Sailor Moon or Pokémon - doesn't interest them because there's no quick fix of boob physics and crude sexual innuendo. Lowest-tier shit for the lowest-tier people.

If the car was decorated with art from No Guns Life and Beastars it'd still be about seasonal anime

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Brb getting a No Guns Life tattoo on my back

 

[Cheetahman]

Their whole lives are about throwaway seasonal trash. The stuff that stands the test of time - your Evangelion, your Cowboy Bebop, even your Sailor Moon or Pokémon - doesn't interest them because there's no quick fix of boob physics and crude sexual innuendo. Lowest-tier shit for the lowest-tier

I don't know about you, but if I saw someone with an Evangelion car, I could already hear the "hyuk, to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand masturbating to a comatose teenager".
I'm not convinced that's any better.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

If the car was decorated with art from No Guns Life and Beastars it'd still be about seasonal anime

I don't know about you, but if I saw someone with an Evangelion car, I could already hear the "hyuk, to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand masturbating to a comatose teenager".
I'm not convinced that's any better.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I think the car thing is silly regardless of what anime it is. Just saying, there are different kinds of anime fans out there, and these niggas who drive around with "LOLI IS LIFE" bumper stickers are the people who enjoy the absolute worst kind of anime, but they're the loudest about it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's one thing if the car decal was of a particular anime symbol like the Straw Hat skull, Soul Eater logo, Leaf Village, the Homunculus symbol from Fullmetal Alchemist, a quote, or even just part of a character making it look like they're peeking out of the rear window (those can be cute), but full-body decals on the sides of cars when they're not for promoting a con or other show gives people second-hand embarrassment. If you have to insist on it, get some stylized fire or cloud decals, or just stay simple and have a "I ❤ Anime" decal on the back and leave it at that.

Although I'm still having a hard time deciding which is worse: the car decals, or customized license plates.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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Holy fuck lmao imagine buying this with real money

 

[Aria]

MUH lgbt representation

 

[TaimuRadiu]

MUH lgbt representation

all of these magical girl shows are for pedophiles the last one that wasn't was sailor moon in the early 90s

 

[Syaoran Li]

all of these magical girl shows are for pedophiles the last one that wasn't was sailor moon in the early 90s

Cardcaptor Sakura was also legit, although it's also a 90's relic.

Granted, there's some iffy material like the girl who has a crush on her teacher and in CLAMP's defense, they realized that mistake and quietly kept that character out of the sequel and avoided making any mentions of it altogether.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Cardcaptor Sakura was also legit, although it's also a 90's relic.

Granted, there's some iffy material like the girl who has a crush on her teacher and in CLAMP's defense, they realized that mistake and quietly kept that character out of the sequel and avoided making any mentions of it altogether.

CCS was probably a large contributor to the pedos and their mahoushoujou shows now. Granted, CLAMP does know how to design a little girl, perhaps too well.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

all of these magical girl shows are for pedophiles the last one that wasn't was sailor moon in the early 90s

There are still magical girl shows that aim at the young girl audiences. The weebs don't watch them though – when was the last time you saw weebs discussing Precure?

 

[Syaoran Li]

CCS was probably a large contributor to the pedos and their mahoushoujou shows now. Granted, CLAMP does know how to design a little girl, perhaps too well.

True, but from what I can gather, CCS's contributions to that phenonemon was largely accidental.

CLAMP may be closet fujoshi and they have their own issues, but they don't strike me as being pedos or intentionally pedo-friendly.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

There are still magical girl shows that aim at the young girl audiences. The weebs don't watch them though – when was the last time you saw weebs discussing Precure?

When Saban dubbed it as "Glitter Force" and suddenly it was the early 2000s again.

 

[Monolith]

True, but from what I can gather, CCS's contributions to that phenonemon was largely accidental.

CLAMP may be closet fujoshi and they have their own issues, but they don't strike me as being pedos or intentionally pedo-friendly.

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[Syaoran Li]

When Saban dubbed it as "Glitter Force" and suddenly it was the early 2000s again.

Speaking of which, is it wrong that I kind of miss the 2000's weebs?

Don't get me wrong, they were cringe in their own right, but it didn't seem as bad back then.

It's probably just the nostalgia talking, but even with things like yaoi paddles, edgelords with Death Notes, and teens in headbands doing the Naruto run, the 2000's weebs seem fairly quaint compared to now. Like, they were cringe in their own right, but it seemed a lot more harmless by comparison.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Speaking of which, is it wrong that I kind of miss the 2000's weebs?

Don't get me wrong, they were cringe in their own right, but it didn't seem as bad back then.

It's probably just the nostalgia talking, but even with things like yaoi paddles, edgelords with Death Notes, and teens in headbands doing the Naruto run, the 2000's weebs seem fairly quaint compared to now. Like, they were cringe in their own right, but it seemed a lot more harmless by comparison.

Take off those rose-colored glasses. They were just as bad.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Take off those rose-colored glasses. They were just as bad.

You're probably right. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

To be honest, I'd still rather have those weebs than either the modern weebs or your soyboy/SJW types. I think the issue is that weebs back in the 1990's and 2000's were every bit as cringe as they are in the 2010's, but it was mostly apolitical and innocuous, basically dumb spergs being dumb spergs. You didn't have the "Weebs vs. Soyboys/Dangerhairs" culture war bullshit, so it probably seems better in hindsight than it actually was.