Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

SOFALAW has enacted a contract rule to recent discoveries about his mental health. They didn’t go into specifics but I’m curious what would happen if Lucas suddenly didn’t have anyone reacting or commenting on his posts.

Flail harder until he flailed himself right back into an involuntary vacation in the nut house, most likely.

I'm pretty sure the only place where he feels like he's the center of attention is online and if people quit giving him that attention he'd probably self destruct pretty quickly.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

What's a contract rule in SOFALAW?

I think he meant “contact rule” as in “no contact”?

 

[Rogowski]

What's a contract rule in SOFALAW?

Contact. Forgive my cellphone keyboard. No contact.

 

[DeletedSoul]

SOFALAW has enacted a contract rule to recent discoveries about his mental health. They didn’t go into specifics but I’m curious what would happen if Lucas suddenly didn’t have anyone reacting or commenting on his posts.

I didn't go into specifics in order to protect our sources. Privately, things are really bad for him. We want to do what we can to prevent a total meltdown that could hurt other people.

We're still fine with people asking him questions and trying to push him in a more positive direction (as futile as that is) but we're trying to do our part to curb the wave of harassment he's seeing, since it's clearly not helping anything. All it's doing is turning Lucas into a cornered animal.

 

[mothman96]

I keep thinking, enrolling at SCC added to his sexual frustration and made him more desperate. There he was, surrounded by what he desperately wants, girls 16 - early 20's. He went in thinking he was going to "science" a girl onto his dick. He tried his "board games", no girl wants him. His posts show up, he hated college, was there only to get himself a girl, and they won't date him.

The Lacie affair added to his frustration/desperation too.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I keep thinking, enrolling at SCC added to his sexual frustration and made him more desperate. There he was, surrounded by what he desperately wants, girls 16 - early 20's. He went in thinking he was going to "science" a girl onto his dick. He tried his "board games", no girl wants him. His posts show up, he hated college, was there only to get himself a girl, and they won't date him.

The Lacie affair added to his frustration/desperation too.

I think this is an apt observation. He tried. He failed. Now he's even more hopeless than ever.

Consider that he spent most of his 20s either in psych hospitals, or largely isolated. Considering where he's been, SCC misadventures, however ridiculous, were nonetheless a likely high point in his life.

He was actually trying. Granted, he was trying to spooge in an ovulator, but he was pursuing self actualization. Lucas was actually in public, on campus, part of something IRL. He had money for food, he had access to ovulators. This was probably as close as he ever got to his dream.

His icky, icky dream.

And he didn't even get that close. And he knows it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I didn't go into specifics in order to protect our sources. Privately, things are really bad for him. We want to do what we can to prevent a total meltdown that could hurt other people.

We're still fine with people asking him questions and trying to push him in a more positive direction (as futile as that is) but we're trying to do our part to curb the wave of harassment he's seeing, since it's clearly not helping anything. All it's doing is turning Lucas into a cornered animal.

"Things are really bad..."???

Do tell?

 

[mothman96]

I didn't go into specifics in order to protect our sources. Privately, things are really bad for him. We want to do what we can to prevent a total meltdown that could hurt other people.

We're still fine with people asking him questions and trying to push him in a more positive direction (as futile as that is) but we're trying to do our part to curb the wave of harassment he's seeing, since it's clearly not helping anything. All it's doing is turning Lucas into a cornered animal.

In his present state what might be affecting him more is what he sees every time he goes out. The teenage girls/young women, couples/girls he wants for himself with a boyfriend. Young guys he can't compete with. Regular social interacting/having fun between the young guys and the girls/young women.

 

[Trainwreck]

"Things are really bad..."???

Do tell?

Sounds to me like someone is breaking HIPPA laws. None of us would know anything specific that was 100% true unless someone from one of the organizations, albeit random staff, receptionist, etc., was telling. And if that is the case, then that person can fuck right off. Every one of us, including lucas is entitled to our medical both physical and mental health to be confidential. I actually know someone who works at eastern state hospital even when lucas was involuntarily held there. You know what I heard? Not a fucking thing.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If it leads to tards no longer pozloading my neghole it might do him some good.

 

[Rogowski]

I think it’s a damned if you do/damned if you don’t situation. You’d think that cutting off contact with trolls altogether would help his delusions but cutting off contact with trolls is basically cutting off 99% of his interactions with other humans.

Nobody online really wants to be his friend l except maybe that weird boomer lady who supports him and if you cut off all his online interaction you’d be left with social workers, volunteers in soup kitchens, and occasionally service industry workers. He’d be all alone with his thoughts and delusions with no likes on Instagram, FB, or twitter, no sarcastic encouragement from trolls and eventually that could be just as damaging.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is bothered that the homeless he wanted to "help" are still awake in the middle of the night, so he can't drop his gifts and scurry off like a secret squirrel.

Btw, wtf are "cocktail peps"?

Edit: he then creepily drops his Ziploc bagged gifts near and on 2 sleeping homeless people.

Remember, the only reason they had to be asleep is cause he didn't want to dox them.

Not cause Lucas is shy.

Any idea what's in those bags?

Edit:

I'm an idiot. He explains what's in the bag, sorta, in this earlier vid. Still don't know what cocktail peps are. He spent 40 bucks of his money, he makes a point of telling us.

Edit The 3rd: Despite much promising to the contrary, he's still including attraction signs in his gifts.

Knew it.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This video gives off far more serial killer vibes than I had anticipated

My only guess is "pep" is short for "pepperoni"(?) Like cocktail sausages. Very bizarre. Whatever was in the package looked like cured meat, but pepperoni (opposed to salami) tastes absolutely rancid uncooked.

 

[Kane Lives]

This video gives off far more serial killer vibes than I had anticipated

My only guess is "pep" is short for "pepperoni"(?) Like cocktail sausages. Very bizarre. Whatever was in the package looked like cured meat, but pepperoni (opposed to salami) tastes absolutely rancid uncooked.

I really hope he didn't accidentally poison a homeless guy to death with his cocktail of... whatever that is. I don't think it's edible.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This video gives off far more serial killer vibes than I had anticipated

My only guess is "pep" is short for "pepperoni"(?) Like cocktail sausages. Very bizarre. Whatever was in the package looked like cured meat, but pepperoni (opposed to salami) tastes absolutely rancid uncooked.

I think you're right about the pepperoni. Must be some Spokane slang, or something Lucas's brain manufactured.

And yes, staring at the sleeping bags, and the way he gets bolder on the 2nd one, bold enough to both lay the gift on the bag and film it, did give off extreme serial killer vibes.

Thought it was just me, but if @Man vs persistent rat agrees then I guess not.

Tres creepy.

 

[mothman96]

Wait, he's leaving a note -- " find me on patreon, if you need a friend". Using the homeless as a tool to scam people , goes to shelter to take the food meant for the homeless, now he wants the homeless to give him whatever money they have too.

Leaving that "food" at night while they're asleep is creating a health hazard. It's gonna be attracting rats, stray dogs, etc. The homeless are going to appreciate that.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Does Lucas only give to women or to men also?

Even As an anti theist, he might want to remember this lesson. It's good for everyone.


Matt chap 6

1“Watch out! Don’t do your good deeds publicly, to be admired by others, for you will lose the reward from your Father in heaven. 2When you give to someone in need, don’t do as the hypocrites do—blowing trumpets in the synagogues and streets to call attention to their acts of charity! I tell you the truth, they have received all the reward they will ever get. 3But when you give to someone in need, don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. 4Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you

 

[mothman96]

Does Lucas only give to women or to men also?

Even As an anti theist, he might want to remember this lesson. It's good for everyone.


Matt chap 6

1“Watch out! Don’t do your good deeds publicly, to be admired by others, for you will lose the reward from your Father in heaven. 2When you give to someone in need, don’t do as the hypocrites do—blowing trumpets in the synagogues and streets to call attention to their acts of charity! I tell you the truth, they have received all the reward they will ever get. 3But when you give to someone in need, don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. 4Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you

Lucas the hypocrite narcissist has found his own use for God/the bible. Use God/bible to try and manipulate a girl to let him fuck her.

 

[DeletedSoul]

God fucking dammit.

I've messaged him. I'll see what he says about this. If I'm not satisfied with his alibi, out he goes.

I just finished talking to Ben. He didn't offer a satisfactory response to the evidence here. He's been removed from SOFALAW.

 

[Da Dude123]

Does Lucas think homeless people will donate to his Patreon? Seriously? Pay him back for the pepporoni stick and mini hershey's bars? Is he just leaving these for women on the streets? Are there a bunch of 18-24 year old women sleeping on the streets of Spokane? I don't live in Spokane, nor have I visited there, so I don't know. I lived in the Seattle area for a little while and the homeless population was certainly different than where I am now (more young people, more white people).

Lucas really is a dufus if he thinks a homeless person is going to give him money. I get Instagram, but not Patreon. Our tax dollars at work here, folks.