Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I wouldn't put it past Lucas to only be delivering his cocktail penis to homeless girls.

We've known him to stalk various street kids; heck he tried to have the girls he saw as prostitutes arrested (probably because they rejected his advances) by "reporting them", whatever that meant.

I also think his unwillingness to give gifts while they're awake could be explained by the recipients being girls he liked.

Remember, we haven't SEEN the text of the notes; we don't KNOW what they say, exactly.

I don't see Lucas giving his cocktail penis to old homeless men.

I think he's preying on street girls.

He also said yesterday that he only wants poor girls. Probably because they're more vulnerable.

That video last night was very creepy.
 

Lucas is bothered that the homeless he wanted to "help" are still awake in the middle of the night, so he can't drop his gifts and scurry off like a secret squirrel.

Btw, wtf are "cocktail peps"?

Edit: he then creepily drops his Ziploc bagged gifts near and on 2 sleeping homeless people.

Remember, the only reason they had to be asleep is cause he didn't want to dox them.

Not cause Lucas is shy.

Any idea what's in those bags?

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I'm an idiot. He explains what's in the bag, sorta, in this earlier vid. Still don't know what cocktail peps are. He spent 40 bucks of his money, he makes a point of telling us.


Edit The 3rd: Despite much promising to the contrary, he's still including attraction signs in his gifts.

Knew it.
"Fuck you and your credit cards, classist oligarch bitches!"

"Hey homeless people, hit me up on Patreon."

(did he look up the definition of "oligarch?" He seems to have dropped it in favor of "classist")
 
This post is old it was a public post from July when Lucas went full retard about Lacie and this was one of her internet friends laying into him:
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Could they have mentioned the Starbucks thing as part of the court proceedings?
In a reply to someone Lucas said he ended up at the mental hospital because he went all psychotic. The court proceeding would have addressed that mental health issue only, since that was what he was there for.
 

Lucas is into swish.

God knows why the dateless wonder would think ANYONE should take his relationship advice, but....i guess that's all part of his narcissistic disorder: he thinks that his opinion on ANY subject is of worth, even a subject he admits lack of success in.

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Also: Hillbilly Beaver likes Bernie Sanders. I know this will come as a shock to everyone.
 
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Also: Hillbilly Beaver likes Bernie Sanders. I know this will come as a shock to everyone.
This has been one of Lucas’ defining characteristics for years.

I first spotted him in the wild in “Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash” group on FB in the comments section of meme posts hitting on millennials and going apeshit when he was denied. He would rant and rant about how it was so hypocritical for millennials to want to vote for an old man for president but not want to ride his MRSA dick.
 
Wait, he's leaving a note -- " find me on patreon, if you need a friend". Using the homeless as a tool to scam people , goes to shelter to take the food meant for the homeless, now he wants the homeless to give him whatever money they have too.

How does he figure that someone who is homeless is going to even want to subscribe to his Patreon, let alone be able to afford it at the levels he's pushing?
 
I think the girl from Starbucks may have filed a restraining order against him. I think I saw that somewhere. Don't know if it was approved or not. Restraining orders are not in and of themselves criminal hearings. It only becomes criminal if they are violated. Not sure if this is what he meant or not,

Lucas was saying he went to court in the case of the 16 yr old Starbucks girl, and was found not guilty. I don't believe that's true. He was never in court due to that incident. Yea, he was in court, to get involuntary committed to he mental hospital.
 
I think the girl from Starbucks may have filed a restraining order against him. I think I saw that somewhere. Don't know if it was approved or not. Restraining orders are not in and of themselves criminal hearings. It only becomes criminal if they are violated. Not sure if this is what he meant or not,
There is this one from 3 yrs ago. Maybe this is the one you're thinking of. It's an order of protection filed against Lucas. Happened at the time he'd gotten banned from House of Charity and he couldn't be located.

ETA: I don't think the 16 yr girls name was stated in the news articles, so don't know if she's the one in that order of protection.

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There is this one from 3 yrs ago. Maybe this is the one you're thinking of. It's an order of protection filed against Lucas. Happened at the time he'd gotten banned from House of Charity and he couldn't be located.

ETA: I don't think the 16 yr girls name was stated in the news articles, so don't know if she's the one in that order of protection.

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The date of the Starbucks incident was December 22, 2016 according to this article. The above screenshot you posted mentions Lucas being banned from the House of Charity until April so it may be unrelated.
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EDIT - Never mind it’s probably the Starbucks girl.
 
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The date of the Starbucks incident was December 22, 2016 according to this article. The above screenshot you posted mentions Lucas being banned from the House of Charity until April so it may be unrelated.
Yes, I saw he was banned till April. It looks like the authorities went looking for him on Jan 17, 2017 at the House of Charity and were notified he'd been banned till April and there was no info about his current whereabouts. The file date for the order was Jan 05, 2017. Don't know the length of time for the process: when the order is requested/accepted, it gets filed, someone is sent to look for the individual etc. This is the only order I know of that's surfaced since Lucas been in Spokane. Not knowing the girl's name, can't say it is her in the order.
 
Yeah, back when the news first broke the Spokane Creep article and it went viral everywhere, Lindsay did have friends commenting that the irony of the whole situation was that she wasn’t even a minor. She was 21 or 22. You can never bring this fact up at all because people deny it. “Lucas himself said she was 16!!!” How would he know? Lol
 
Yeah, back when the news first broke the Spokane Creep article and it went viral everywhere, Lindsay did have friends commenting that the irony of the whole situation was that she wasn’t even a minor. She was 21 or 22. You can never bring this fact up at all because people deny it. “Lucas himself said she was 16!!!” How would he know? Lol
So that is the Starbucks barista. She wasn't 16, but Lucas creeped on her because he thought she was 16. There's a screencap back in the thread where he says "barely 16 for her to work".
 
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Lucas has hit four decades of well being Lucas. As many of us agreed, he was gonna shift his "science" to fit his age. Lucas is just a flat out fucking gross pedophile. He's taking any antic angle etc he can to skip that, but he wants to rape kids.

He cant even be trusted with a fucking toilet at his flop house, no way in hell he can be trusted with a g/f let alone a kid. His newer antics are just the same damned game. Lucas is gonna spin his tires like drag slicks on ice till he dies and I don't mean to be a log but it can't be soon enough. His only worth is a boogyman and laughing stock.

Since Lucas reads here and what ever I'm drunk, but here. I had a god daughter talk to me about her first monthly time. That was some crazy deep shit. Lucas would think firing off in it, because he's a pedo and aside his rapist ideas he's also suffering from being unable to get it up being a fat drugged up loser.

Why am I babbling about this? A scotch. B, growing up sucks and some of us are so lucky to share that with someone. We all get older and adult body things happen. Lucas wants to abuse that trust and care.
 
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