Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah, that was really a risk. He was just about to snag that 18 yo fetlife user. Thank god some w-een intervened.

You sofalaw people come across as autistic as Lucas sometimes. You're just a bunch of facebook users gawking at some sideroad freakshow like the rest of us. Don't act like you're some sort of authority on the matter, morally or otherwise.
 
Yeah, that was really a risk. He was just about to snag that 18 yo fetlife user. Thank god some w-een intervened.

You sofalaw people come across as autistic as Lucas sometimes. You're just a bunch of facebook users gawking at some sideroad freakshow like the rest of us. Don't act like you're some sort of authority on the matter, morally or otherwise.
SOFALAW thinks they have some kind of moral high ground over Kiwi Farms because they don’t say r-tard but they get just as much pleasure and entertainment watching Lucas’ misadventures.
 
Yeah, that was really a risk. He was just about to snag that 18 yo fetlife user. Thank god some w-een intervened.

You sofalaw people come across as autistic as Lucas sometimes. You're just a bunch of facebook users gawking at some sideroad freakshow like the rest of us. Don't act like you're some sort of authority on the matter, morally or otherwise.
Not saying anyone would fall for his bullshit, but would you want someone like him in your DMs and jerking off to your pics after you say one nice thing to him?

And we may be a bunch of losers too, but at least we're civilized enough not to sling racist slurs for the edge of it all.
 
Not saying anyone would fall for his bullshit, but would you want someone like him in your DMs and jerking off to your pics after you say one nice thing to him?

And we may be a bunch of losers too, but at least we're civilized enough not to sling racist slurs for the edge of it all.
Chill nigger. One thing you are ignoreing/forgetting/don't care is we take pride in being savage and childish.

I post way worse things, as many do then we really feel. Let's not turn this or anything into something aside pointing and laughing at Lucas, I'm sorry I got caught in a pol sperg and don't want to reopen that in the thread (more than happy to pm etc but aside point I'm kinda a friendly dude)

What I was TRYING to say when I mentioned Lucas and gas lighting is he takes anything he can pop culture, and victimhood then spins it to him. Lucas is also way behind on pop culture, so he's just now using something that was in years ago.


Nothing else.
 
Chill nigger. One thing you are ignoreing/forgetting/don't care is we take pride in being savage and childish.

I post way worse things, as many do then we really feel. Let's not turn this or anything into something aside pointing and laughing at Lucas, I'm sorry I got caught in a pol sperg and don't want to reopen that in the thread (more than happy to pm etc but aside point I'm kinda a friendly dude)

What I was TRYING to say when I mentioned Lucas and gas lighting is he takes anything he can pop culture, and victimhood then spins it to him. Lucas is also way behind on pop culture, so he's just now using something that was in years ago.


Nothing else.
Sorry, but I think you're wrong there too.

Gaslighting has entered the popular vernacular more recently due to women discussing their abuse more openly. Lucas, in his neverending quest to act like he's being abused on a level similar to a battered woman or oppressed minority, will use any term related to the same without actually understanding it.

It's like when someone mentioned Matt Shepard to him to get him to stop making homophobic comments, and shortly after he was posting about how being called a creep was the same as Matt's torture and murder.
 
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Sorry, but I think you're wrong there too.

Gaslighting has entered the popular vernacular more recently due to women discussing their abuse more openly. Lucas, in his neverending quest to act like he's being abused on a level similar to a battered woman or oppressed minority, will use any term related to the same without actually understanding it.

It's like when someone mentioned Bryan Shepard to him to get him to stop making homophobic comments, and shortly after he was posting about how being called a creep was the same as Bryan's torture and murder.
It's the Lucas binary comprehension; everything is in groups of two, good and bad. Democrats and Republicans. Empathic and narcissistic. Swishy and aggressive, though he used a different word for that last.

He's decided that he's the good half of the good / bad dichotomy, so anything that contradicts his ease or his wishes is gaslighting. I don't think it goes further than this.

He's a moron.

I used to think that Lucas had an average degree of intelligence, but now I'm not so sure. He has a tendency to Pepper his conversation with multisyllabic words, and this makes it sound as if he has a grasp of sophisticated Concepts, when he doesn't.

I actually think Lucas is a very unintelligent guy who picks up words that he thinks make him sound smart, tries to fashion them into a cudgel to beat people with, and that's it.

He's only interested in knowledge as a buttress to his libido.
 
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You mean Matt Shepard, who was killed for being a fucking gross meth addict yet he gets painted as some magic LGBTQ hero.

I don't think the people who wanted their money cared his fondness for dick.

It's kinda funny, Lucas like so many people whom are unaware of that whole thing, use a fake martyr to... fake martyr themselves. Either way how ever the term got "in" it was like any of flash in the pan, and we all seem to be able to agree years ago.

It's just another case of Lucas being hello fellow cool kids I too am one.

It's stuff like this, that Lucas and most all cows amaze me with, he's got no job, he's got net and it doesn't take a lot of work mentally or body to be "hip" you I etc may have some interest in sports scores, music etc. We a lot some time to keep in and have something to be social about aside deep aspects of the mind, thought etc.

People don't sit around the water cooler (or facebook etc) to discuss string theory, demons, civil war medical info etc. We shoot the shit for 3 seconds about a long bomb football pass, that catchy new tune or how silly family guy jokes can be.

Now we know Lucas has social phobia, and in his case being so bigoted it's probably well earned, i'd probably be shy too if everyone hated me. Granted we know Lucas can't introspect but that's another story for another day.

What I'm really lost on Lucas has literally nothing better or else to do, it's not hard how does he not plop his fat self down watch good morning american and be... more with it? Most of the cows suffer this issue, and it just is baffling to me. Many people can't be with it since they are busy raising kids, working etc but just exisiting you learn stuff. I haven't had my TV on in god knows how long just buying food etc, I know who cardi b is (and might explain why I am so fond of drinking) yada yada.

Lucas wants young girls, younger than he admits and won't get into anything they are into, he's such a lazy predator. It's like a lion that never bothers to wake up.

We know Lucas doesn't do much, but frankly I just wonder where the time goes for him. Being he's stupid and really really fat I don't rule out he might just literally stare that the wall for hours on end. Also, he saves time by you know not showering or anything.
 
Not saying anyone would fall for his bullshit, but would you want someone like him in your DMs and jerking off to your pics after you say one nice thing to him?

And we may be a bunch of losers too, but at least we're civilized enough not to sling racist slurs for the edge of it all.
I'm sure that has nothing to do with an ever-swinging banhammer. Papa Zuck can keep his gulag "civilization." I'll stay down here with the savages, cringey as they may often be. (just roll your eyes and get over it. Submitting to NSAbook is nothing to be proud of)
 
You mean Matt Shepard, who was killed for being a fucking gross meth addict yet he gets painted as some magic LGBTQ hero.

I don't think the people who wanted their money cared his fondness for dick.

It's kinda funny, Lucas like so many people whom are unaware of that whole thing, use a fake martyr to... fake martyr themselves. Either way how ever the term got "in" it was like any of flash in the pan, and we all seem to be able to agree years ago.

It's just another case of Lucas being hello fellow cool kids I too am one.

It's stuff like this, that Lucas and most all cows amaze me with, he's got no job, he's got net and it doesn't take a lot of work mentally or body to be "hip" you I etc may have some interest in sports scores, music etc. We a lot some time to keep in and have something to be social about aside deep aspects of the mind, thought etc.

People don't sit around the water cooler (or facebook etc) to discuss string theory, demons, civil war medical info etc. We shoot the shit for 3 seconds about a long bomb football pass, that catchy new tune or how silly family guy jokes can be.

Now we know Lucas has social phobia, and in his case being so bigoted it's probably well earned, i'd probably be shy too if everyone hated me. Granted we know Lucas can't introspect but that's another story for another day.

What I'm really lost on Lucas has literally nothing better or else to do, it's not hard how does he not plop his fat self down watch good morning american and be... more with it? Most of the cows suffer this issue, and it just is baffling to me. Many people can't be with it since they are busy raising kids, working etc but just exisiting you learn stuff. I haven't had my TV on in god knows how long just buying food etc, I know who cardi b is (and might explain why I am so fond of drinking) yada yada.

Lucas wants young girls, younger than he admits and won't get into anything they are into, he's such a lazy predator. It's like a lion that never bothers to wake up.

We know Lucas doesn't do much, but frankly I just wonder where the time goes for him. Being he's stupid and really really fat I don't rule out he might just literally stare that the wall for hours on end. Also, he saves time by you know not showering or anything.
One big reason outside of Lucas being genuinely afraid of people, is that he thinks things should be handed to him.

Money. Food. A roof over his head. Pussy.

He is a lazy predator because he is stuck in the delusion that someone should hand him these things. Why should he go looking for it, when he thinks that one day someone is just going to plop it in his lap.

He's entitled as fuck which just makes him all the more lazy.
 
You mean Matt Shepard, who was killed for being a fucking gross meth addict yet he gets painted as some magic LGBTQ hero.

I don't think the people who wanted their money cared his fondness for dick.

It's kinda funny, Lucas like so many people whom are unaware of that whole thing, use a fake martyr to... fake martyr themselves. Either way how ever the term got "in" it was like any of flash in the pan, and we all seem to be able to agree years ago.

It's just another case of Lucas being hello fellow cool kids I too am one.

It's stuff like this, that Lucas and most all cows amaze me with, he's got no job, he's got net and it doesn't take a lot of work mentally or body to be "hip" you I etc may have some interest in sports scores, music etc. We a lot some time to keep in and have something to be social about aside deep aspects of the mind, thought etc.

People don't sit around the water cooler (or facebook etc) to discuss string theory, demons, civil war medical info etc. We shoot the shit for 3 seconds about a long bomb football pass, that catchy new tune or how silly family guy jokes can be.

Now we know Lucas has social phobia, and in his case being so bigoted it's probably well earned, i'd probably be shy too if everyone hated me. Granted we know Lucas can't introspect but that's another story for another day.

What I'm really lost on Lucas has literally nothing better or else to do, it's not hard how does he not plop his fat self down watch good morning american and be... more with it? Most of the cows suffer this issue, and it just is baffling to me. Many people can't be with it since they are busy raising kids, working etc but just exisiting you learn stuff. I haven't had my TV on in god knows how long just buying food etc, I know who cardi b is (and might explain why I am so fond of drinking) yada yada.

Lucas wants young girls, younger than he admits and won't get into anything they are into, he's such a lazy predator. It's like a lion that never bothers to wake up.

We know Lucas doesn't do much, but frankly I just wonder where the time goes for him. Being he's stupid and really really fat I don't rule out he might just literally stare that the wall for hours on end. Also, he saves time by you know not showering or anything.
First, thanks for the name correction. I don't know why Bryan was the name I had stuck in my head.

Secondly, you just can't help yourself, can you? It's unnecessary to relitigate Matt's death because that's not the point. The point was that Lucas latches onto others' suffering in order to hijack it and try to get sympathy points for himself. Which, ironically, saps anyone's desire to feel sympathy for him.
 
You mean Matt Shepard, who was killed for being a fucking gross meth addict yet he gets painted as some magic LGBTQ hero.

I don't think the people who wanted their money cared his fondness for dick.

It's kinda funny, Lucas like so many people whom are unaware of that whole thing, use a fake martyr to... fake martyr themselves. Either way how ever the term got "in" it was like any of flash in the pan, and we all seem to be able to agree years ago.

It's just another case of Lucas being hello fellow cool kids I too am one.

It's stuff like this, that Lucas and most all cows amaze me with, he's got no job, he's got net and it doesn't take a lot of work mentally or body to be "hip" you I etc may have some interest in sports scores, music etc. We a lot some time to keep in and have something to be social about aside deep aspects of the mind, thought etc.

People don't sit around the water cooler (or facebook etc) to discuss string theory, demons, civil war medical info etc. We shoot the shit for 3 seconds about a long bomb football pass, that catchy new tune or how silly family guy jokes can be.

Now we know Lucas has social phobia, and in his case being so bigoted it's probably well earned, i'd probably be shy too if everyone hated me. Granted we know Lucas can't introspect but that's another story for another day.

What I'm really lost on Lucas has literally nothing better or else to do, it's not hard how does he not plop his fat self down watch good morning american and be... more with it? Most of the cows suffer this issue, and it just is baffling to me. Many people can't be with it since they are busy raising kids, working etc but just exisiting you learn stuff. I haven't had my TV on in god knows how long just buying food etc, I know who cardi b is (and might explain why I am so fond of drinking) yada yada.

Lucas wants young girls, younger than he admits and won't get into anything they are into, he's such a lazy predator. It's like a lion that never bothers to wake up.

We know Lucas doesn't do much, but frankly I just wonder where the time goes for him. Being he's stupid and really really fat I don't rule out he might just literally stare that the wall for hours on end. Also, he saves time by you know not showering or anything.
I completely agree. I've often thought that a job might actually be a relief to him, because the boredom of all of his excessive free time seems to weigh pretty heavily on him.

But he's also terminally lazy. That seems to have been a long active aspect of his personality. Lucas's fat is probably equally related to his lack of activity as it is to his overconsumption of calories. He could fix all of this with a simple job, like bagging groceries, or something. It would give him extra money & it would fill his free time and he would start meeting people to socialize with, like we all do. But he'd rather just bitch and moan and make his own future worse by poisoning his reputation on the internet for the rest of his life. Pedophile is not a tag that scrubs off easily and in 10 -20 years, if he ever attains any lucidity, he'll likely rue the damage he's done to his identity.

Weirdo sex predator ain't scrubbing off easily.
 
I'm sure that has nothing to do with an ever-swinging banhammer. Papa Zuck can keep his gulag "civilization." I'll stay down here with the savages, cringey as they may often be. (just roll your eyes and get over it. Submitting to NSAbook is nothing to be proud of)
I don't like Facebook any more than you do. And frankly if I cared as much about their rules as you think I do, SOFALAW wouldn't exist, since it's a giant rule violation.

Furthermore, their enforcement of rules doesn't make sense. One guy says he wants soldiers to machine gun kids at the border and nothing happens to him, but I tell that guy to jump out of a helicopter and land ass first on a flagpole, and I get zucced for 30 days.

Also, the comment about the banhammer is hilarious, since we've banned fewer than 100 people since the start of the group. That averages out to maybe 3 people a month since people started actually joining.
 
First, thanks for the name correction. I don't know why Bryan was the name I had stuck in my head.

Secondly, you just can't help yourself, can you? It's unnecessary to relitigate Matt's death because that's not the point. The point was that Lucas latches onto others' suffering in order to hijack it and try to get sympathy points for himself. Which, ironically, saps anyone's desire to feel sympathy for him.
Please stop trying to pick a fight, you got me with the insurance stuff and I'm not going to play this game anymore.

The culture of this site is different than most, and frankly since it's one of those subjects that skirts around i felt it would be both educational as well as funny to mention that Lucas pretends to be a victim when he's spoiled rotten and him playing a victim is made off a false thing.

I mean, let's make the example a bit more silly both for a chuckle and to high light what Lucas is doing, I have PTSD from order 66. Yeah, give me free money because i had to gun down some jedi.

I completely agree. I've often thought that a job might actually be a relief to him, because the boredom of all of his excessive free time seems to weigh pretty heavily on him.

But he's also terminally lazy. That seems to have been a long active aspect of his personality. Lucas's fat is probably equally related to his lack of activity as it is to his overconsumption of calories. He could fix all of this with a simple job, like bagging groceries, or something. It would give him extra money & it would fill his free time and he would start meeting people to socialize with, like we all do. But he'd rather just bitch and moan and make his own future worse by poisoning his reputation on the internet for the rest of his life. Pedophile is not a tag that scrubs off easily and in 10 -20 years, if he ever attains any lucidity, he'll likely due the damage he's done to his identity.

Weirdo sex predator ain't scrubbing off easily.
Lucas also thinks he's oddly some sort of big mover and shaker. Too good for that. It to me is well funny clearly but also shows how distant to the real world Lucas is, he's in some mind set he's the upper crust the 5% or something.

Lucas has blamed his meds on weight and brags how he lost it yet he's still massively over weight. Those meds medically speaking are maybe 30 lbs or so. They can and do often get people heavier but not Lucas size. He's dumb as fuck too, so he probably shovels food in not aware of portions or if he's full.

He's got a lot of free time and humans are wired to bored eat if we can, nature of being cave people a short time ago (in evolutionary points) I'm not shocked Lucas probably munches a block of cheese while wall staring or what ever the fuck he does in his day.

Remember wound ? His idea of a job is having other people slave for him so he can sit around and eat. Even his dream world where he's a multi billionaire he's still living off other people like a leech. To be honest, I think almost his pea brain gets off on the power trip he steals from you and I. He's so god damn low on the scale of the world, his only power and pride comes from knowing, we have to skip date night, pour in the cheap gas, wear a sweater in the home vs cranking the heater. All so he can waddle around being fat.

Now, we think he wants a g/f too. Much like his las Lucas would abuse her, it's clear as day to men and women keeping him alone forever.
 
I was referring to Zuck's banhammer.
Ah. My mistake.

Yeah, Zuck's banhammer would be more effective if it were swung by a blind man with an inner ear infection.

Please stop trying to pick a fight, you got me with the insurance stuff and I'm not going to play this game anymore.

The culture of this site is different than most, and frankly since it's one of those subjects that skirts around i felt it would be both educational as well as funny to mention that Lucas pretends to be a victim when he's spoiled rotten and him playing a victim is made off a false thing.

I mean, let's make the example a bit more silly both for a chuckle and to high light what Lucas is doing, I have PTSD from order 66. Yeah, give me free money because i had to gun down some jedi.

Lucas also thinks he's oddly some sort of big mover and shaker. Too good for that. It to me is well funny clearly but also shows how distant to the real world Lucas is, he's in some mind set he's the upper crust the 5% or something.

Lucas has blamed his meds on weight and brags how he lost it yet he's still massively over weight. Those meds medically speaking are maybe 30 lbs or so. They can and do often get people heavier but not Lucas size. He's dumb as fuck too, so he probably shovels food in not aware of portions or if he's full.

He's got a lot of free time and humans are wired to bored eat if we can, nature of being cave people a short time ago (in evolutionary points) I'm not shocked Lucas probably munches a block of cheese while wall staring or what ever the fuck he does in his day.

Remember wound ? His idea of a job is having other people slave for him so he can sit around and eat. Even his dream world where he's a multi billionaire he's still living off other people like a leech. To be honest, I think almost his pea brain gets off on the power trip he steals from you and I. He's so god damn low on the scale of the world, his only power and pride comes from knowing, we have to skip date night, pour in the cheap gas, wear a sweater in the home vs cranking the heater. All so he can waddle around being fat.

Now, we think he wants a g/f too. Much like his las Lucas would abuse her, it's clear as day to men and women keeping him alone forever.
On a meta level, Wound is a perfect example of Lucas's laziness. He wouldn't put anything to paper himself. He dictated it and had people transcribe his stream of consciousness videos on the subject. That was the extent of his "writing."
 
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On a meta level, Wound is a perfect example of Lucas's laziness. He wouldn't put anything to paper himself. He dictated it and had people transcribe his stream of consciousness videos on the subject. That was the extent of his "writing."
To him and on a real scale, what is amazing this is his crowning jewel, his life work.

I don't remember anything about it because it was so poorly done it was boring, lacking even that lol this sucks flair, aside clock punk makes me laugh every time I think of it.
 
To him and on a real scale, what is amazing this is his crowning jewel, his life work.

I don't remember anything about it because it was so poorly done it was boring, lacking even that lol this sucks flair, aside clock punk makes me laugh every time I think of it.
This is probably narcissistic of me to say, but the best part about Wound was the parody I wrote, called Whined.

 
Please stop trying to pick a fight, you got me with the insurance stuff and I'm not going to play this game anymore.

The culture of this site is different than most, and frankly since it's one of those subjects that skirts around i felt it would be both educational as well as funny to mention that Lucas pretends to be a victim when he's spoiled rotten and him playing a victim is made off a false thing.

I mean, let's make the example a bit more silly both for a chuckle and to high light what Lucas is doing, I have PTSD from order 66. Yeah, give me free money because i had to gun down some jedi.


Lucas also thinks he's oddly some sort of big mover and shaker. Too good for that. It to me is well funny clearly but also shows how distant to the real world Lucas is, he's in some mind set he's the upper crust the 5% or something.

Lucas has blamed his meds on weight and brags how he lost it yet he's still massively over weight. Those meds medically speaking are maybe 30 lbs or so. They can and do often get people heavier but not Lucas size. He's dumb as fuck too, so he probably shovels food in not aware of portions or if he's full.

He's got a lot of free time and humans are wired to bored eat if we can, nature of being cave people a short time ago (in evolutionary points) I'm not shocked Lucas probably munches a block of cheese while wall staring or what ever the fuck he does in his day.

Remember wound ? His idea of a job is having other people slave for him so he can sit around and eat. Even his dream world where he's a multi billionaire he's still living off other people like a leech. To be honest, I think almost his pea brain gets off on the power trip he steals from you and I. He's so god damn low on the scale of the world, his only power and pride comes from knowing, we have to skip date night, pour in the cheap gas, wear a sweater in the home vs cranking the heater. All so he can waddle around being fat.

Now, we think he wants a g/f too. Much like his las Lucas would abuse her, it's clear as day to men and women keeping him alone forever.
Right again. He really enjoys the idea of stealing things of worth from other people, to get the worth attributed to those things. Rather than find a girlfriend on his own, his most erotic fantasy is to be able to steal a girlfriend or wife from any man. Let's face it, there's something really sadistic about that.
 
It shows to me a few things aside Lucas being a cruel human. It shows how he's not aware how love works or happiness for that matter.

His joy is taking from people it's why he was an abusive boy friend. It's not good enough she paid his bills fed and clothed him. She had to be less happy than he is.

Granted what joy being at Beck and call of a 400 lb child rapist want to be.

Lucas wants to stop any joy that is not his he's unaware how life works since he stews on his child predation hopes.

If I see my buddies for darts it has nothing to do with Lucas sex politics etc. Lucas doesn't want that because he feels happiness has a scarity level like trees or some shit. So if I smile he can't have one.

He feels this way about everyone and wants to see suffering for his own cruelity fetish.

It's part him being dumb but the stuff like this reminds you how deranged and sick he is.

If all the men died off Lucas feels he can still be top end so he wishes I'll since it's easy to be winner when you're the only choice.

If that happened tho Lucas would be shocked how many girls go buy strapons vs fuck his mirco broken dick.
 
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