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[Napoleon Bonerfart]

troons will never know the touch of a woman even if they use each other as fuck toilets.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

So what are the rules to SA Clownworld.....asking for trolling purposes....Can I self identify as a MIG fighter Jet or something or is there limits to what is acceptable?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So what are the rules to SA Clownworld.....asking for trolling purposes....Can I self identify as a MIG fighter Jet or something or is there limits to what is acceptable?

Any “I identify as a attack helicopter” gender joke will get you banned. Just role play as Jake Alley and you’ll do great.

In fact mining SGG/Jake Alley posts on twitter would make great SA posts. Copy and pasting Jake’s whining on Twitter is perfect material for the troon threads and it’s totally earnest.

 

[Tanner Glass]

So what are the rules to SA Clownworld.....asking for trolling purposes....Can I self identify as a MIG fighter Jet or something or is there limits to what is acceptable?

The rules are vague and will constantly be held against you.

The trick (if you're willing to put time in) is to get established as a "good faith" poster before you lean into any shennanigans and they have to be somewhat believable. The move then becomes to try and call out other posters for not being "woke" enough, by pointing out wrongthink where it likely dosen't exist and claim to be whatever protected class is being disparaged.

 

[soy]

So what are the rules to SA Clownworld.....asking for trolling purposes....Can I self identify as a MIG fighter Jet or something or is there limits to what is acceptable?

If you're an SJW, there are no rules. You might catch a 6 hour probation if you are coordinating/encouraging terrorism.

If you're labeled a "chud" then the rules are:

- you can't say anything remotely edgy ever
- speaking out in response to a dogpile = ban
- if you're ever wrong about any minor autistic factoid, ban
- you're banned
- BAN
- 30 day probe for ???, also BAN

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Either he was lying about getting permission to return, or the mods can't make up their minds. KM queued the permaban, so if she was out of the loop this is going to be funny.

e:

Meanwhile, D&D has people saying that democracy is bad because it might elect a nazi

Jail all the Monster Raving Loony candidates as public enemies.

 

[Loose Goose]

Eliot Piggins AKA Brown Moses literally put a man into a death camp. That didn't get him run out of DnD but a legal election does?

Fucking clownworld

What'd he do? I get it he is some kind of intel mouthpiece with all it entails, but that's a story I haven't seen yet. (Even though the Russkies obviously don't like him.)

 

[Marissa Moira]

What'd he do? I get it he is some kind of intel mouthpiece with all it entails, but that's a story I haven't seen yet. (Even though the Russkies obviously don't like him.)

Elliot Higgins is a fucking cocksucker of the Chinese government and authoritarian bootlicker of fucking ISIS. He feels that if there's not a single monolithic entity controlling everything in a country that it's at risk of collapse and therefore any opposing voices to the hands that grease his palms must therefore be the worst evil ever. He has self edited wikipedia articles that he later cites as evidence in order to fit whatever fucking narrative he's paid to shill. He has sold out many people who were later abducted and captured by government groups and were tortured and imprisoned for years, all the while he pretends to have some humanist view of everything when in reality he's fucking retarded and like Sargon he just thinks he's big brained, and his wife is just as vile as he is.

He also sucks North Korean dick too. Because they're on a DO NOT VACATION list, that automatically means they're just misunderstood and it's the big bad meanie white man who hurts them. He has been in active contact with NK(or so he claims) and ratted out locations of people who fled in exchange for good boy points from NK officials.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

/!\[OFFICIAL]/!\FYAD refugee encampment thread - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

most people can see that there is a world of difference between what you claim to be after (getting bigotry off the forums, which is a worthwhile endeavor that i completely agree with) and what you're actually after (trying to get rid of a forum where it's encouraged to make fun of obtuse histrionic weirdos like yourself that drag drama all over the forums). if you were actually just after the former, you would be satisfied with the complete and total rebuke of bigotry across the entire forums that the admins issued and the dozens of idiots that suicided their accounts in protest. but it was never just about that. you won't be satisfied until fyad is completely gone because it's the one place where clowns like you aren't safe from ridicule. no amount of restricting language will prevent people from correctly identifying your entire weird vindictive deal and laughing about it. they're not laughing at you because you're trans or that your friends are or whatever. they're not laughing at you because you care that all people are treated with the dignity they deserve. they're laughing at you because you're an oblivious fool that keeps tilting at windmills.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

What'd he do? I get it he is some kind of intel mouthpiece with all it entails, but that's a story I haven't seen yet. (Even though the Russkies obviously don't like him.)

Bluntly, when Caro (Kevin Dawes) was crossing over into Syria, he was in contact with Brown Moses, who alerted the Syrians when and where he was crossing over.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Elliot Higgins is a fucking cocksucker of the Chinese government and authoritarian bootlicker of fucking ISIS. He feels that if there's not a single monolithic entity controlling everything in a country that it's at risk of collapse and therefore any opposing voices to the hands that grease his palms must therefore be the worst evil ever. He has self edited wikipedia articles that he later cites as evidence in order to fit whatever fucking narrative he's paid to shill. He has sold out many people who were later abducted and captured by government groups and were tortured and imprisoned for years, all the while he pretends to have some humanist view of everything when in reality he's fucking exceptional and like Sargon he just thinks he's big brained, and his wife is just as vile as he is.

He also sucks North Korean dick too. Because they're on a DO NOT VACATION list, that automatically means they're just misunderstood and it's the big bad meanie white man who hurts them. He has been in active contact with NK(or so he claims) and ratted out locations of people who fled in exchange for good boy points from NK officials.

I guess brown people and foreigners' lives only matter when they're a vague, abstract concept used in posting debates and virtue-signalling. It's actually extremely cool n good to use them as fodder in your rl geopolitical -larping goon mmo.

 

[repentance]

Bluntly, when Caro (Kevin Dawes) was crossing over into Syria, he was in contact with Brown Moses, who alerted the Syrians when and where he was crossing over.

Didn't he also fail to notify US authorities during the period when Caro was planning all of this, thereby removing any possibility of them intervening prior to Caro being captured by Syrian forces?

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Brown Moses basically tortured caro for half of a decade with his own hand

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

Brown Moses basically tortured caro for half of a decade with his own hand

Well, he was telling everybody that Caro was captured and killed.

Didn't he also fail to notify US authorities during the period when Caro was planning all of this, thereby removing any possibility of them intervening prior to Caro being captured by Syrian forces?

Worse part was Piggins injected himself as an active player, not a reporter.

 

[Bees]

I guess nobody's 100 percent bad. The Caro saga is untoppable and I enjoyed it very much.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

It's a word-filter that they had to avoid scaring away advertisers, though by now that ship has long since sailed. It's similar to exceptional individual for re.tard here, but the filter goes away on SA if you register. They also used to filter rape to "surprise sex" up until the troons complained so Rich filtered rape to "chomp wad" instead.

Or well, he instead filtered surprise sex to chomp wad, and has inadvertently made it so that the word filter applies regardless of whether you're registered or unregistered, because SA is well coded and minor changes are easy to do.

For several years the word 'sir' was filtered to the word 'fag', but because the forums run on literal trash software, there was no differentiation between using the word alone (as in "Thank you, good sir!", which is the 'catchphrase' Low-T was trying to eliminate) and that sequence of letters appearing in a different word. This led to many people professing their love of eating 'fagloin steaks', etc.

 

[FuckedUp]

For several years the word 'sir' was filtered to the word 'fag', but because the forums run on literal trash software, there was no differentiation between using the word alone (as in "Thank you, good sir!", which is the 'catchphrase' Low-T was trying to eliminate) and that sequence of letters appearing in a different word. This led to many people professing their love of eating 'fagloin steaks', etc.

Couldn't he have added something like "\ssir(s|\s)" or all the possible evaluations of that regex expression in the filter? That would've easily solved the problem without having to rely on software hand-holding.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Here comes another episode of TALES FROM TROONTOWN

It started with Beet Wagon coming into the trans thread to apologize for stepping down, for some reason. The embers of unrest begin to glow.

Sensing trouble, Koalas March comes rushing in to quench the uprising with a bucket of gasoline:



CYBEReris reminds everybody that the war against FYAD is far from over.


And soon, the uproar is enough to attract the attention of Null's favorite psychopath. CascadeBeta is furious, having been forced to alt-tab out of iRacing to address this injustice.


This level of anger is insufficient, however, so KM responds by whipping CascadeBeta on, until he's screaming that literally none of us are safe.



Soon, everybody is screaming bloody murder. Not even the Adbot Grandmas can calm them.



So great is the outrage that some troons compare the situation to their horrific betrayal by the evil transphobes at Games Done Quick.


Concerned that the trannies' demands won't be met, Militant Lesbian encourages the thread to starve Lowtax of cash, which past events have shown is a surefire means of rousing the man out of his stupor.


But Koalas March reminds the thread that not all is lost. Justice is coming, for anybody and everybody that Troontown considers a bigot.


But can the admins be trusted to do the right thing?


Some wannabe terrorist reminds all onlookers that trannies just want to be treated the same as everybody else. His word carries weight; should you disagree with him, he might mistake you for a cow and chuck a pipe bomb at you.


That's it for today's episode. I close by paraphrasing the words of a famous statesman from last century. I ask all of you to hold these words dear in your hearts:

First we ignore you
Then we laugh at you
Then we laugh at you
Then we laugh at you
Then we laugh at you
Then we laugh at you
Then we laugh at you
Then we la--

Oh wait. Gandhi is cancelled, guys.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

The thing about Brown Moses talking to the Syrian government is a myth made up by some boob in LF. It literally never happened.

Caro was over there for quite a while before he was captured, doing amateur medic stuff, and using a sniper rifle. He uploaded a lot of vids to Youtube.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

The thing about Brown Moses talking to the Syrian government is a myth made up by some boob in LF. It literally never happened.

Caro was over there for quite a while before he was captured, doing amateur medic stuff, and using a sniper rifle. He uploaded a lot of vids to Youtube.

Caro's sniper work was in Libya, not Syria.