Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

Amy is my favorite lolcow because of how unimaginably easy she is to hate. She is unfathomably stupid; she actually makes someone like Amberlynn seem like they must have a degree.

Fuck community college, Amy is reaching for the stars hoping she could get a high school diploma.
 
Um... Vlogmosque day 15: Day 13 Part 2

Amy jabbers alone in the crapwagon and admits she sits on the couch all day. One snout. Snout rationale: If I give her more than one snout then that gives her more than 3 snouts for the day and she did not earn more than three snouts today!!!!🐽

-She is baffled that the earth spins and December is half over

-Shocked!!!!

-Goal setting

-CRAZY

-She asked Ali to not watch the mini mongs so she can go to the park

-Shes has the kidses every day

-Needs time for herself

-SO much happened this year

-So much we grew on

-Changed her family forever

-Ali's business folded

-Didn't even know if they'd have a home!!!!

*yawns

-Didn't know where they'd get groceries!!!!

-Ali got blessed with an amazing job so she could stay home

-And not take care of her kids

-Preparing the kidses to fail at school

-Her babies are now preschoolers!!!!

-Discussed goals on their way to Costco

-She thought about it

-But not a lot

-Wants to be a confident person

-And know her inner bean

-TO BE A DRIVING FORCE!!!!

-Self image problems

*yawns

-Doesn't want to be in public

-Fills like she doesn't belong

-NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT BUT HER!!!!

-Ali talked and she pretended to listen

-But she wasn't!!!!

-If she isn't proactive, she is wasting space!!!!

-Her inner bean wants to go hiking and camping

-That's her INNER bean

-But the outer bean holds her back

-SHE WILL MAKE A VISION BOARD!!!!

-For lifetime changes

-IT'S A START

-No one believes her

-Because she doesn't preach the talk

-She is desiring!!!!

-She could be killed today!!!!

-And all she did was sit on the couch

-When she dies, she wants to have memories she made

-And they can remember her hiking

-And they can tell their ferals that grandma sat in a recliner

-Then she put her leg up in the recliner!!!!

-Grandma sleeps in the recliner

-Her kidses will be adults one day

-They are NOT going to take care of her

-Wants to see them get married

-She is taking it serious you guys

-She preaches!!!!

-But an hour later, and she's beening stupid

-She will do it tomorrow

-She weighed more than this at one point

-She can't walk

-Food should keep her alive

-Will talk to her therapist

-SHE IS SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!

-Has talked bad about WLS

-She is reconsidering

-It is a tool

-It will make you do things

-It has negative effects on people

-Doesn't mean it will happen to her

-They had negative outputs because they didn't do what they were told

-SHE IS READY FOR CHANGE AND TAKING CHARGE!!!!

-She loves you guyses

-Crazy roller coaster

-You tough lover her

-And her eyes are open now!!!!

-Ali did not sweet talk her today

-Did not tap her butts or backfats

-SHE IS SERIOUS!!!!

-She jabbers with her lips

-She is human and truthful

-INNYWAYS

-People enjoy her vlogmees

-People do not enjoy her vlogmees

-Will not apologize

-THIS IS HER CHANNEL!!!!

-THIS IS NOT A SKIT

-You see what you get

-Vlogmees is all caught up now

-STAY BLESSED!!!!
I love you SO MUCH for doing this. It's helped my sanity even though I need the trash of it all. :o Right now, she and Gene, the Ham lover, are close to being the worst, but then I haven't seen a Pink Fairy for days.
 
Ugh....I’m doing something wrong, obviously it's not intentional.
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To keep this from being an embedding tutorial, here's a timestamped vid of Amy describing her fold infections and how the doctors refuse to put her up at the Hospital Hotel. From November 2018.

 
RIP Vlogm’es, Vlogmosque whatever you were called...


Anyways
She'll come through. You have to remember you're dealing with someone who doesn't know her colors, how to tell time, or what day it even is. For all she knows, it's July, everything is orange, and the sun- which is mushroom brown, revolves around the earf.

Vlogmosque Claus will visit soon. Have faith, child!
 
She has visited this thread since yesterday. The FB account has vanished. I have screenshots though.
No, it's still there.

Is it another one you're talking about? They're all archived in the OP.
 
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I got you fam. Downloading.
THANK YOU. I didn't want to post this until it is downloaded somewhere.

I'm giving this five snouts. HEAR ME OUT!!!! Amy admitted to a possible crime by getting food voucher kickbacks when she did ""child care"" a ""career"" that ended with a visit from foster care investigators if you recall.

She also vaguevlogs about an issue that could affect her marriage, her relationships and everything!!!! 🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

-She is behind because she rolls that way

-Wommart

-Needs tocao shit for tomorrow???? No???

-FLOODING!!!!

-Praying Allah does not give them snow

-THEY COULD GET IN AN ACCIDENT

-Not their fault

-They hit someone when it snowed

-It rains a lot in Orgun

-Does not take the kidses out unless she is hafting

-NOROVIRUS!!!!

-Has not gotten Jeremiah his flu shot

-He is getting his flu shot

-SHE DOES NOT TAKE THE FLU SHOT!!!!

-Nor do "the babies"

-Omar has been in the hospital a lot

-Esraa had been for a bloody ear

-It was a busted eardrum and Amy didn't notice

-The busted eardrum was from teething

-Jeremiah is prone to pneumonia

-Ali gets sick a lot

-He is with people all the time

-Happy vlogmee day 15

-Touched important things in counselling today

-IS NOT VAGUEVLOGGING!!!!

-In the midst of a problem

-COULD BE DETRIMENTAL TO HER MARRIAGE AND EVERYTHING!!!!

-Facing issues

-Will get to the bottom of it

-Is in a repetitious ball

-AMAZEENG AND GROWEENG!!!!

-BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TIC TACS!!!!

-Got taco shit

*insert pic of taco shit

-Will make goulash

*tard claps

-GOT A PLANNER!!!!

-A LOT WILL BE HAPPENEENG!!!!

-Planners are important

-Got Esraa a planner

-She got gummy bears

-SHE IS NAUGHTY!!!!

*eats a bear

-She has a lot of UK friends

-Cheapstakes

-A show about cheap people

-RICE KILLS BIRDS!!!!

*eats a bear

*cheap people TV show sperging

-Amy sucks spaghetti then bites off the ends

-IT REALLY MADE HER THINK ABT HOW TO SAVE MONEY!!!!

-She is not telling you to eat out trashcans

-Dumpster divers

-RILL ONES!!!!

-Dumpster diving fambily members

-What could WE as a fambily do to save money????

*eats a bear

- WILL NOT USE WASHCLOTHS FOR TOLLPAPER!!!!

-She used to be irresponsible with money

-Made great money doing """child care"""

-USED TO MAKE 10,000 A MONTH!!!!

-Which did NOT include the kickback she got from the gvmnt for feeding kids in her care

-Those kickbacks were for 1500-2000 a month

-She walked away with 12k a month

-SHE DIDN'T SAVE ANYTHING!!!!

-Was not mature

*Amy gives investing advice

-WATCH CHEAPSTAKES!!!!

-Vlogmees is a challenge!!!!

-She fills the void for people who don't have fambilies

-PEOPLE ENJOY HER!!!!!

-Vlogmees is not easy

-SHE IS A YOUTUBE CREATOR!!!!

-Not easy

-STAY BLESSED!!!!


(Archive thanks to @Daddy's Little Kitten <3)
 
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12k a month? Uh-huh.
Ear infections are fucking painful. How hard do you have to ignore your kids to not notice?
Deathfats love 'em some planners cause it makes them fill like they're doing something, when they're not. I'm more amused by the link between fatasses and dumpster diving....that has the potential to go pear shaped (:)) in a spectacular way.
 
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