Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Like what the fuck was even the point of the OT if all the main characters become fucking failures? What was the point the last six movies if all the Skywalkers eat shit in the end? And no, simply going "I'm Mary Sue Skywalker" doesn't fucking count. She barely had any interactions with either Luke or Leia to deserve the right to take up the name.

Fuck this trilogy so much. The nuCanon truly ends after ROTJ in my eyes.
Let the hate flow through you, SoulMan. Let it just flow through you like the most broken glass filled, turd polluted, rotting cadaver covered river known to man.

It will power us all in these trying times.
 
I just want to see when Disney will try and right the ship. Mandalorean isn't a dumpsterfire so that's already an improvement over the movies, but it's not enough. It took Sony two years to put in effort to fix ghostbusters. How long will it take Star Wars to be redeemed?
Ehhh, Ghostbusters revamped hasn't come out yet, so I'd wait on saying it's been redeemed. And this is the House of Mouse. They are too big to fail! They have spent billions! It cannot be that they are fallible!
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I wish there was a way we could have the leaked plot and images linked on every page so all new arrivals know where the info is so they don't have to surf through dozens of pages of content to find it.

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Reminder to newfag arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377
 
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How many of you are thinking this will make under a billion (which would still make it a flop)? I project 800-900 million tops.
I think a lot of people are still going to see it since it is a Star Wars movie. It might make a billion, it might not, but I sincerely doubt it's going to make nearly as much money as 7 or 8, and that's going to hurt the movie since even if it makes money, it's clear that Star Wars is losing its grip on audiences. That and if the production rumors are true, the movie's already sank a lot of cash into production alone, so there's pretty much no way they'll get that money back.
 
Rey force pushed them away and sends Kylo through another window entering another room where she kills him then ressurects him and tells him she will never be like him,she takes his TIE and leaves crying
Jobs to Rey one more time before getting resurrected by the female force, that's what makes this pretty believable to me. How does anyone beside hybristophiliac Reylos take Kylo seriously at this point lmao
 
That gun represents all that is wrong with the series so far.

Look at it.

It's bland. It's "sci-fi". It's clean, and new, and just STUPID LOOKING.

Look at this blaster here.


Look at how worn and, most importantly, REAL it is.

You could take this picture and say "This is the MG42 of the future.", and I would believe you. It looks PLAUSIBLE.

But that blaster? That red piece of trash?

That ain't no blaster. That's a fucking toy.
 
Also is it just me or is the design of this Sith Holocron in Plan IX fucking terrible? It looks like something a kid made for some shitty cosplay. No wait, that's an insult since I've seen cosplayers that can make shit that looks a million times better than this.

I absolutely agree. I don't know what the hell they were thinking when they decided that. I think that's supposed to be that little tracking device to take him to Palpatine but they decided to stick with pre-existing Sith designs. They could have done that without it looking too much like a Sith Holocron. I know they have some fantastic artists on the payroll yet I have no idea how the hell it ended up like that except to blame Jar Jar Abrams himself.

Years of purging all the crap they've made these last 7 years. And if they want to salvage the Mandalorian, they better start deleting all the sequel trilogy and DisneyEU references like those in the first and sixth episodes.

Even thought this will never happen, it wouldn't take much effort to remove said references. Or just adapt Canto Whateverthefuckitscalled into a new continuity.

What's also hilarious? I used to be able to remember these little planet names but now? I can't even recall what the hell the little casino planet's name is without taking some effort to look it up and fuck that noise. It ain't worth it.
 
I think a lot of people are still going to see it since it is a Star Wars movie. It might make a billion, it might not, but I sincerely doubt it's going to make nearly as much money as 7 or 8, and that's going to hurt the movie since even if it makes money, it's clear that Star Wars is losing its grip on audiences. That and if the production rumors are true, the movie's already sank a lot of cash into production alone, so there's pretty much no way they'll get that money back.
There's also the fact that unlike Avengers and TFA, this movie stands to gain nothing from Chinese audiences. Absolutely nothing. I posted a whole bunch of analytical and statistical bullshit about the profits of the Disney films and their performance in each region, among other shit many pages back but I can't remember where (does anyone remember?). But this film definitely won't make as much as TFA and at best it will only do close to TLJ, and at worst it'll do only slightly better than Solo, which is not good at all.

Even thought this will never happen, it wouldn't take much effort to remove said references. Or just adapt Canto Whateverthefuckitscalled into a new continuity.

What's also hilarious? I used to be able to remember these little planet names but now? I can't even recall what the hell the little casino planet's name is without taking some effort to look it up and fuck that noise. It ain't worth it.
I mentioned this before, but the best way to salvage Canto Bight's bullshit is to show it in the show and reveal that its just some fancy casino on Malastare or Nar Shadda which has nothing to do with the one in TLJ, only having the name in common and have it be run by Dugs or some other species that aren't the ones from TLJ.
 
I didn't think this would affect me that me that much but I just have a really sick, sad feeling about all of this.

Where did our culture go so wrong?

I was like that with TLJ. After that, I have just written the whole thing off. Maybe some day we will get the Thrawn books animated or something.
 
What happens to Zorri and Leia please?
I already posted the plot. Leia dies and Zorri is just a human who Poe wants to kiss. They then fly off together because they're useless assholes.
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I was like that with TLJ. After that, I have just written the whole thing off. Maybe some day we will get the Thrawn books animated or something.
Considering that Thrawn's fate is to get tentacle raped to death by octowhales, I really don't think Disney gives a shit about him outside of using his name to sale new novels which don't change his future.
 
But why did Marxism gain such a resurgence? Was it all thanks to the Great Recession?

The Russians legitimately had a plot to infiltrate our education systems and destroy our culture from within, that lead to the people in Acedemics getting attached to all these cultural divisions of Race, Gender, Troons ect..and the Corporate Overlords realized they can use all of that bullshit as a shield from "criticism" and begin to shell out mediocre product and claim racism when someone complains.
 
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