Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Relic 31]

Went on to check the video and found this fucking gem
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Emperor living is number 2. I wonder if he looks back at this video in shame.

Judging by that image, he has no shame.

 

[Rotollo]

Went on to check the video and found this fucking gem
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Emperor living is number 2. I wonder if he looks back at this video in shame.

are we sure this isnt just a still from a lost game over thinker episode?

 

[Disc]

Jesus, nearly 30 pages in less than 15 hours, you mad lads.

Mad? We’re not mad, we’re FURIOUS!

I asked everyone at work if they wanted to know the spoilers for the movie, all said yes even those that had tickets to see the movie. I went through and paraprhased the plot on page 1023.

This was a group of 10 people, male/female, gay /straight, married/involved or single, with people of various religious backgrounds and ethnicity.

All of them started making phone calls to cancel their tickets, get their money back, or give it to friends as they don't want to see it now.

No offence man, but this has serious ‘and then everyone clapped’ vibes to it.

 

[nosemouth]

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I was going to reply "and then everyone stood up and clapped," but then I realized this lying cocksucker already put that in his tweet. These cunts are literally beyond parody at this point.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was going to replay "and then everyone stood up and clapped," but then I realized this lying cocksucker already put that in his tweet. These cunts are literally beyond parody at this point.

You dont believe in spontaneous clapping like they did for Stalins speeches? I absolutely believe they all clapped like seals

 

[Marissa Moira]

Is it true that they thanked Cosplayers in the end credits?

 

[Relic 31]

I’m just disappointed that the final way to kill Palpatine wasn’t to drive the Sith dagger through his black heart.

 

[Creep3r]

Went on to check the video and found this fucking gem
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Emperor living is number 2. I wonder if he looks back at this video in shame.

Yep, that's the one. He won't even acknowledge this shit or his own hypocrisy anymore. I posted some pics of his most recent content weeks back and its just him making generic clickbait hype videos, acting smug and ignoring any tweets or comments pointing out why he praises Disney for bringing back the Emperor as a brilliant and logical move that always made sense despite saying the exact opposite just a few years ago. A truly shallow and product consuming hypocrite if there ever was one.

And speaking of youtubers, I'm not ashamed to say that I'm more hyped for the E;R, Mauler and RLM reviews than anything by Disney.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I just read that summary and dear Lord, I'm glad I'm being spared.
There aren't tickets until Monday.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Went and had dinner with my old man this evening. He's 60. I told him about the Star Wars leaks and he saw the original trilogy at the time. He isn't a fan, but had two observations:

1. There's a reason John Cleese only made 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers, and that was because he didn't want to wear out its welcome.

2. Dallas did the whole bringing back a main character after death for no good reason way better. And that relied on the "it was all just a dream" nonsense.

 

[Judge Holden]

I’m just disappointed that the final way to kill Palpatine wasn’t to drive the Sith dagger through his black heart.

Cmon, what kind of shitbag franchise would pull a random "super duper villain destroying weapon" out of nowhere at the very end of the series with absolutely zero foreshadowing or wider setting justifications solely so a hackfraud writer can escape the corner they wrote themselves in to?

- picture unrelated -

 

[Polyboros2]

Once Galaxy's Edge closes that's going to be the end to this nightmare.

The three films will be forgotten just like TMNT 3 and the Girl Ninja Turtle from the bad TV series, or Jurassic Park 3, or Alien Resurrection, or the last few Terminator movies after T2, or Ghostbusters 2016, or Batman and Robin and Batman Forever, or all the direct to video Disney movies, or the two Ewoks movies, The Droids and Ewoks TV series, and The Star Wars Christmas Special.

Disney will do an all new episode 7 and then just reclassify the other 3 movies as something else and throw them along side the OG EU.

Like go yeah yeah these movies were from the old EU which we threw away, but these new movies are from and ALL NEW CONTINUITY RIGHT AFTER ROTJ!

Oh, sweet child...

As soon as this is dead? The clock on the reboot starts. This was the last chance for a sequel to the OT. Our OT.

They can't admit abject failure, because studio executives probably know where all the child fucking happens, and they only get promoted, not fired. However, the (((money people))) won't let them continue burning small countries worth of money on this mess.

So, they'll make Lucas' trilogy. But they can't use the old cast anymore. Carrie Fisher is dead, I can't believe they got Harrison Ford back for even this cameo. They'll have to remake the OT, with McGregor replacing Alec Guinness, so that they have a contract locked cast to make another sequel trilogy.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

I was going to replay "and then everyone stood up and clapped," but then I realized this lying cocksucker already put that in his tweet. These cunts are literally beyond parody at this point.

And that audience member was Albert Einstein

 

[JongleJingle]

My god.

I return from work, and gaze upon the thread, and I see the notifications on my tab...

I have no words for my fury, disgust, shame and most of all DEPRESSION for what has been uncovered in the span of a few hours.

Anakin's legacy? Tarnished and hauled away to an undeserving "Savior".

Literally ALL the efforts our beloved characters have gone through? Rendered pointless.

ANY sort of death that occured in the previous trilogies? Mere roadbumps, nothing more. Not even the fucking HERO of the series, Luke Skywalker, is given respect for his demise.

This is fucking INFURIATING.

But you know what?

I'm happy, in a weird sense.

I'm happy that despite the Rat's disregard for my childhood series, despite all the public farces shoved in my face, despite ALL the half baked ideas and desperate pandering...

I've got some folks to rage with...

Laugh with...

Mourn with...

And that amounts to so much more than whatever Rey and her damned "friends" got up to.

Because despite all the rage I've been throwing at this film, despite my disdain for anything Disney has done with the main series...

I'm hating it with love for a series soon to be rendered dead.

Because that's the moral of the story, right?

Love beats hate in the end.

So no, shills and Mouse fanatics, I'm not hating the film because I'm a mindless, retarded manchild who can't see the glory of Rion Johnson and JJ Abrams.

I'm hating it because I love what it was once, and believe it can still be.

 

[verissimus]

You dont believe in spontaneous clapping like they did for Stalins speeches? I absolutely believe they all clapped like seals

YouTube

www.youtube.com

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh, sweet child...

As soon as this is dead? The clock on the reboot starts. This was the last chance for a sequel to the OT. Our OT.

They can't admit abject failure, because studio executives probably know where all the child fucking happens, and they only get promoted, not fired. However, the (((money people))) won't let them continue burning small countries worth of money on this mess.

So, they'll make Lucas' trilogy. But they can't use the old cast anymore. Carrie Fisher is dead, I can't believe they got Harrison Ford back for even this cameo. They'll have to remake the OT, with McGregor replacing Alec Guinness, so that they have a contract locked cast to make another sequel trilogy.

I don't think they would remake OT, it's too ingrained and would go over worse than their live action remakes of classic disney films because not even china would fucking buy tickets.

They really need new stuff to draw people in, and it can't be side stories like Shadows of The Empire because if people hate the ending to Episode 9 it will taint the whole franchise just like the final season of game of thrones did.

They're going to need to start back at the end of ROTJ that's the only real way forward.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

I missed the memo on this stuff. Source?



Cue Seinfeld Numb again, play on repeat.

I believe it was Hollywood reporter, Variety, or Time. One of those did a long production article post TFA.

Also, some interviews mixed in. Least, the ones I thought were credible, specifically the ones with Ardnt and Kasdan. Kasdan, specifically, was very frank...

 

[ZMOT]

so I just took a very liquid shit, which oddly reminded me of TROS and that it's the best jj could do and he dindu nuffin

FUCK YOU

ruin roundhead torching everything was also a chance to start slightly fresh without the baggage of those earlier 2 shitheaps.

so the first order won. now what?
- have a timeskip of a few years to insert at least some backstory. have the resistance (or what's left of it) split up and go in hiding - this is a setup for 2-3 arcs to combine at the end.
- have leia die in the meantime. it's not elegant but definitely better than literally parading her corpse around.
- have finn & poe do odd jobs or smuggling. maybe have poe disillusioned to make him more than "hotshot pilot han wannabe". have a bounty hunter find them. to give them a reason to run from what they usually do and meet up with the rest. maybe even meet lando along the way for memberberries.
- have leia train rey (although she doesn't need any more training) or outright admit her sueness and make it part of her character to the point it killed leia for some reason and it fucked her up.
- have kylo in the meantime get bored and/or more off the deep end going balls deep into sith shit. this would give an in for hux to either start a coup or split and actually make him a character.

with that setup you can still do literally whatever, have luke warn rey kylo is up to now good, have kylo find shit important enough to keep from the first order (like a sith holocron in an old doomsday device, which while "teaching" him makes kylo notice that he was fucking retarded for 2 movies) , have the others join in along the way, then pull a rogue one and nuke both ren & stimpy because good riddance. toys already don't sell, so what's the harm? disney is gonna pay the shills anyway, so the actual story means fuck all to begin with.

EDIT: this would also scale the conflict back a notch without going fucking overboard with characters and another OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING death star number 4.

 

[Ashen One]

In the end, the real Star Wars was the pissed off friends we made along the way.

And that's what's so powerful about it.

 

[don't tred on snek]

Lol they kill Chuck Wendig's self insert character in the film