Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Intelligent Calcium]

But Koalas March reminds the thread that not all is lost. Justice is coming, for anybody and everybody that Troontown considers a bigot.

This is my favourite part. Nothing says safe space like secret purge lists. I hope they put Lowtax on there, he'd absolutely perma himself while rubberstamping.

are any of these even words

All the real insults got language policed so now whenever they want to vent their frustration verbally they have to perform a dumb eggshell dance that only makes them look even more ridiculous.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

The thing about Brown Moses talking to the Syrian government is a myth made up by some boob in LF. It literally never happened.

Caro was over there for quite a while before he was captured, doing amateur medic stuff, and using a sniper rifle. He uploaded a lot of vids to Youtube.

He admits to telling the Syrains where Caro was in a GQ story. You're thinking Libya.

 

[Grog]

Why do so many troons end up involuntarily sporting the "Penguin from Batman" look?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

By utilizing the ? button highly advanced and optimized doxing algorithms I have discovered that the earlier posted actually did apparently post a picture.


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gonna go ahead and say "the flat hair" isn't the first problem I'd have mentioned, but...

Hahaha, holy shiiiiiit!

Any orgy that dude is invited to is straight out of an American Horror Story episode cast entirely from a Tennessee truck-stop at 4 am.

He’s too ugly to get laid at a interstate rest area glory hole.

I figured he would be horrifying, but that mug wildly exceeded my worst expectations. He and Fire really would make the ultimate fat, ugly troon orgy couple. Fire could be the pretty one for once too!

 

[TiggerNits]

Do you like anime?

I think why you zigged while alot of the goons zagged is simple. having a sense of shame.

I think its that and just having goals, skills to achieve them and realistic expectations and plans to adapt if they fell through.

Another big one that most goons lack is a healthy relationship with family and friends. Some are involuntary loners, others are hyper codependent.

 

[Brain Problems]

Love how badly all troons pass, especially the fat, broke, bald, sadbrained mentally ill ones that frequent SA. It never fails that they post exceptional shit about how hot they are yet we find the pictures and they're repulsive to the nth degree. Men so fucked up looking if you were walking down the street and saw them you'd have no choice but to point them out to your friend and cringe. This whole scenario has me feeling like John Doe in Seven talking to Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman about the gluttony victim, except in this case it's all the deadly sins wrapped into one neat freakish package.

These are the people that lowtax surrendered his dignity and forum to while he was off chasing 5/10 mormon trim, leaving his kids and sadbrain leaf wife to fend for themselves. Truly a modern tragedy.

 

[Anime is Blood]

By utilizing the ? button highly advanced and optimized doxing algorithms I have discovered that the earlier posted actually did apparently post a picture.


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gonna go ahead and say "the flat hair" isn't the first problem I'd have mentioned, but...

Jesus Christ. I'm not even going to mock this guy.

Get therapy before your distraught family tries to come after the internet for enabling you.

 

[whatinthefck]

Well guys I think it's time to wrap it up. We're just jealous of all the super hot orgies with sexy 11/10s that everyone on SA has.



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Really wish this guy would stop shaming me for my sadism and domination fetish, which I fulfill by belittling internet weirdos.


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IT'S NOT A FETISH DAD

did this freak of nature just brag about dressing slutty going to family events. Lol. and high ?none of your family thinks your an aunt. they just placate the tard. youve embarassed your whole family.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Do you like anime?

I think why you zigged while alot of the goons zagged is simple. having a sense of shame.

Only like Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, One Punch Man, and Jojo for the most part? Guessing since I avoided all the magical girl stuff it might have saved me? That seems like a big launching off point for a lot of the troons from what I've seen. It being all about transforming into a beautiful girl with special powers. The thing they desperately want but can't even get half of.

Yeah, yeah I do have a decent sense of shame. That probably did help.

 

[Troonfleet Commander]

Jesus Christ. I'm not even going to mock this guy.

Get therapy before your distraught family tries to come after the internet for enabling you.

Disabled Enabled.

 

[aquariumwater]

Have we got a photo of this “thing” that I missed?

Call me Nostradamus but I’m not sure reality is going to match up with what they think.

Also, troons are so desperate for any validation that they take condescending ‘compliments’ from other women seriously. When in reality it’s just people humouring the circus freak in front of them.

I'm most impressed by the comb-over that starts from the back of his skull, but his makeup skills are obv quite masterful.

Lucky for us, goons are narcissists who can't see how fucking disgusting they are. The thread that was memory holed most recently was chock full of selfies, just so they could reap some sweet validation (that isn't just actual women being disingenuously nice when they're caught staring at a tranny.) I give it a month before they're back to posting pics in the new thread.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

"Kiwilosers" is the kind of sick fuckin burn that trannies are known for, especially ones who shine brightly like Chloe Sagal did.

Also, from our newest moderator and "trans ally:"

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Fuck my life, how'd SA get a photo of me in my posting tuxedo?

This is amazing. How did this rétard develop the stereotype that Kiwifarmers all post while dressed in faultless evening wear before retiring to read obscure Continental philosophers? And how did he get the idea that this was some sort of insult?

Regardless, I'm now going to assume SA somehow got the inside scoop, and Null actually records all his MatI streams dressed like a Terry-Thomas character.

 

[Vivec]

By utilizing the ? button highly advanced and optimized doxing algorithms I have discovered that the earlier posted actually did apparently post a picture.


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gonna go ahead and say "the flat hair" isn't the first problem I'd have mentioned, but...

¡Dios mío, el goblino!

 

[Jarolleon]

Well guys I think it's time to wrap it up. We're just jealous of all the super hot orgies with sexy 11/10s that everyone on SA has.



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Really wish this guy would stop shaming me for my sadism and domination fetish, which I fulfill by belittling internet weirdos.


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IT'S NOT A FETISH DAD

I know this one is probably lying to own the kiwis, but what's with the frequency of guys managing to find a wife before trooning out?

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

I know this one is probably lying to own the kiwis, but what's with the frequency of guys managing to find a wife before trooning out?

The men in these relationships tend to keep the "I can only orgasm when I imagine I'm the woman"/"My erections are gender dysphoria" thoughts secret.

 

[Manah]

Only like Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, One Punch Man, and Jojo for the most part? Guessing since I avoided all the magical girl stuff it might have saved me? That seems like a big launching off point for a lot of the troons from what I've seen. It being all about transforming into a beautiful girl with special powers. The thing they desperately want but can't even get half of.

Yeah, yeah I do have a decent sense of shame. That probably did help.

Hey, I watched a bunch of magical girl shows growing up and I turned out fi-

Hm.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Hey, I watched a bunch of magical girl shows growing up and I turned out fi-

Hm.

Do you think you're Sailor Moon or Madoka now?

 

[Marissa Moira]

I only watched Card Captor Sakura as far as magical girl anime went.

I think the only other closest thing was Ah! My Goddess and I never got into Tenchi and fuck Inu-yasha and it's non-ending after a billion fucking episodes. That's why I never also got into Shonen anime because I wanted series with a clear ending or endpoint. So I opted for stuff like El hazard and Record of the Lodoss War.

Everything else was giant robots.

 

[Jarolleon]

This is amazing. How did this rétard develop the stereotype that Kiwifarmers all post while dressed in faultless evening wear before retiring to read obscure Continental philosophers? And how did he get the idea that this was some sort of insult?

Regardless, I'm now going to assume SA somehow got the inside scoop, and Null actually records all his MatI streams dressed like a Terry-Thomas character.

Maybe he was going for the Fedoralord stereotype and fucked it up. We're supposed to be "born in the wrong century" arch-reactionaries who dress up in ill-fitting period clothes to match our conspicuously dated ideology. As if we're an entire forum of Carl "Have you even read Locke?" Benjamins because this guy is too lazy to check things and just assumes some GG-era skeptic stereotype applies to every "Chud".

Only like Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, One Punch Man, and Jojo for the most part? Guessing since I avoided all the magical girl stuff it might have saved me? That seems like a big launching off point for a lot of the troons from what I've seen. It being all about transforming into a beautiful girl with special powers. The thing they desperately want but can't even get half of.

Yeah, yeah I do have a decent sense of shame. That probably did help.

I assumed it was just girl-on-girl porn, and identifying with one of them.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I assumed it was just girl-on-girl porn, and identifying with one of them.

Futa porn is probably the answer were looking for to explain this.