Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

At $4 apiece you're looking at around $24 (not counting shipping) blown on useless stickers to help her feel ~quirky~ about being a worthless drain on her household... and she hasn't even quit her job yet. This bodes excellently. I am going to be tickled pink at all the ways she will find to waste even more money once she no longer has a job to keep her tardwrangled for 8 hours out of the day. The cucks are in for quite the wake up call.

Remember how trashy and entitled it was when Barb would always use local businesses as free babysitting services to just dump her tard off at, whereupon he would tard out and annoy people until they had to ban him? We've hit a level of trashy entitlement where they do that with an adult like Becky and actually expect to be paid, too, like she is useful for anything.

Cuckson is now defending m'lady. I thought at first the fake Jew callout was what made her made her rage delete, but no, it's actually this star wars fangirl crap.

Someone literally tard raging about people not liking some character who literally doesn't matter in the least. And someone saying "folx" and still tard raging over plastic straws. When God finally has it and obliterates the world it will be only worthlessness like this that that will be wiped away.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Come back after giving the thread a hiatus, and we're still at straws and rage quitting twitter. Someone should teach the old dog some new tricks. It's getting boring.

 

[AnOminous]

Come back after giving the thread a hiatus, and we're still at straws and rage quitting twitter. Someone should teach the old dog some new tricks. It's getting boring.

Wouldn't any of the "disabled people" who would instantly die without plastic straws all already have died in the plastic straw genocide of last year?

 

[Army Burger]

Come back after giving the thread a hiatus, and we're still at straws and rage quitting twitter. Someone should teach the old dog some new tricks. It's getting boring.

It's time for the dog to be put down

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Becky has access to any and all of cuckson's accounts, of course this arrangement is not reciprocal.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Wouldn't any of the "disabled people" who would instantly die without plastic straws all already have died in the plastic straw genocide of last year?

REEEEEEEEEEbeca is not disabled.

Fun fact. I was at a few restaurants in her neck of the woods not that long ago, and sure enough, they all gave me plastic straws with my glasses of water without even asking. I personally didn't use the straws because I'm not a child and can drink from a glass without spilling. I don't know what this lunatic continues to shriek about. The entirety of Los Angeles has not outlawed plastic straws and utensils. Far from it actually.

 

[Water-T]

Becky only likes Last Jedi because it shit on 40 years of canon, and from what i've heard, the newest one will undo it. So OF COURSE, Becky will hate it.

Die mad, you fat cunt.

 

[melty]

Good news everyone, Becky is making a speedy recovery from the trauma of being told she's wrong on Twitter.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Daniel and Jackson have decided like good little cucks that The Last Jedi was GREAT and BEST star wars and the new movie, which Becky already hates, is shit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this new movie has not come out yet? So many people have strong opinions about it that it's hard to tell.

Movie is out on Friday but had a premier a few days ago and there's been a bunch of advance previews in various places apparently.

Spoiler: Rise of Skywalker Spoilers

It turns out Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter and he turns up because plot demands it despite there being 0 hint of him still living prior to RoS - Kylo and Rey have some special force bond but apparently the film does little more than ship-tease rather than lead to them ever hooking up properly

In the end after a retcon revealing that Leia apparently was trained in the force too and had her own lightsaber. Ghost Luke gives Rey Leia's lightsaber and she melds them into a double blade weapon. Palpatine lures her in to kill her - because apparently once he dies, Rey's destined to be the new vessel for the sith. Leia gets killed in the process and in her final moments utters her son's name.

This apparently summons Han's spirit to Kylo who have a heart to heart which suddenly cures him of his hatred for his parents or something so he suddenly has a heel turn and saves Rey, they share a kiss before he dies and becomes force particles or something like Luke did in TLJ. Rey rejects her old family name and adopts the Skywalker surname.

Basically the post-TLJ fans are unhappy because a bunch of the new characters have been utterly shafted and the plot tries to salvage the mess Rian Johnson made to try and grab some of the classic fans back on board. The result tbh sounds a bit hodge-podge and seems like it will make both camps rather unhappy regardless.

Also is notable because pretty much all the major actors from TFA to ROS have pretty much confirmed they are done with Star Wars after this point and all seem pretty fed up from recent interviews. Ironically in dicking the old stars about, they ultimately scared off the showcase new cast too.

Also yes the Reylo fans are upset, even though they technically get the only semi-successful ship in the end. They really should of just let JJ Abrams do all 3 films. It might of been more predictable, but it probably wouldn't of been as much as a PR disaster as TLJ was.

Word has been that for things like Galaxy's Edge development, Disney went from leaning hard on the new saga stuff to retreating more back into classic/prequel mech since as stuff for the new saga sells really badly.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Good news everyone, Becky is making a speedy recovery from the trauma of being told she's wrong on Twitter.

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Wasn't she saying money was going to be tight for the holidays and asking for money about... 24 hours ago?

I can't even be mad. This is all so absurd, I'm actually sitting here giggling to myself like a loon.

OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

 

[Water-T]

LOL. The blue haired baby won't stop crying, so (sugar) Daddy's gotta buy an expensive shiny to get it to stop flinging her diaper around.

The Housewife saga hasn't hit its stride yet, and it's already promising to be VERY entertaining.

Becky couldn't even wait until Christmas to start her spoiled baby bullshit and demand expensive Disney trips to keep her placated - door delivered pork products and pricey weed edibles aren't enough to give Becky that sweet dopamine hit she needs.

Daniel and Jackson better work lots of extra overtime, because now that Becky has all this extra freetime to get into triggering Twitter slap fights, that means she's going to be expecting Disney trips on a DAILY BASIS, along with all the expensive toys and meals that she expects on these trips.

I can already hear the sound of the Cuck Bros wallets and bank accounts drying up.

Christmas came early for the Farms, you guys.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Wasn't she saying money was going to be tight for the holidays and asking for money about... 24 hours ago?

I can't even be mad. This is all so absurd, I'm actually sitting here giggling to myself like a loon.

OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

Jackson works for the mouse and they've all had annual passes for years - so really going to Disneyland itself doesn't cost them much extra. But they always spurge on food and gifts for Bex when she's having a "depression spiral" - they did this for Last Jedi too with Daniel buying her a Porg plushie and lobster nachos, because they have an adult child for a wife.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Jackson works for the mouse and they've all had annual passes for years - so really going to Disneyland itself doesn't cost them much extra. But they always spurge on food and gifts for Bex when she's having a "depression spiral" - they did this for Last Jedi too with Daniel buying her a Porg plushie and lobster nachos, because they have an adult child for a wife.

Right, I knew about the passes -- but it's just more of the same. Can't afford "cancer surgery" can afford to spend "only" a couple hundred bucks at Disney every few weeks. Can't afford to join a synagogue, can definitely afford to go on the deluxe Disney vacation.

Now she can't afford presents so the internet should go buy her presents, and in the meantime she'll go to Disney (and get a few presents).

It's eerie. And hilarious.

 

[Kheapathic]

I know it's not unique to Becky; but shippers are the worst part of any fandom. These cows acting like they don't know this is fucking hysterical; and they can't pin the shit on hateful white men. Shippers, especially the hardcore ones are majority women; big shock that grown women can't get along with each other.

 

[Next Task]

It's time for the dog to be put down

In before Becky intentionally misconstrues this as the Farms wanting to kill Kaylee. #FreeKaylee #NodogdeservesBecky

I'm presuming since this is a real trip to Disneyland rather than one taken with friends (aka people who don't exist) we'll get photos this time...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I love how "disabled folx" is just shoved in here like it somehow is obviously connected to the topic

 

[Pargon]

If a mild call-out on Twitter is enough to apparently warrant an account shutdown and an emergency pilgrimage to Mouse Mecca I wonder what happens when she experiences a dreaded microaggression in meatspace. Total loss of bladder control and a new dog? Complete ego death and a timeshare in Paris? What sort of extravagance did she supposedly need after that hairdresser incident?

An emergency trip to one of the most expensive places in the country. The cucks are clearly both paypigs, so I suppose at least they're getting something out of it. Becky will doubtlessly just find things to bitch about regardless.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The standards of scum is really dropping these days, I mean I always considered that guy who fed his son bleech to spite his wife in my home town and then tried to sue the cops for using too much force to restrain him is my definition of scum.

Not to mention what qualifies as 'valid'.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The standards of scum is really dropping these days, I mean I always considered that guy who fed his son bleech to spite his wife in my home town and then tried to sue the cops for using too much force to restrain him is my definition of scum.

Not to mention what qualifies as 'valid'.

The only thing more pathetic than getting worked up about a relationship between two fictional characters is getting worked up defending those people. No wonder he’s such a cuck.

 

[White AF]

"Anyone who mocks or makes fun or wishes ill on any Reylo fan... you are the scum of the earth."

That is a pretty good random.txt and it shows how good they really have it. Imagine caring this much about what some idiot on twitter says about Star Wars of all things.