Tomatometer is up to 59% at 88 reviews, but this is off to a terrible start, I'll laugh my ass off if this movie fails to reach 70%.
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Man. I thought my love for Star Wars was dead. I truly did. But watching this made me feel uneasy. It was a really weird, uncomfortable feeling. I can't even put it into words, shivers ran down my spine and I felt dizzy and confused. This was a knife twisting in my flesh after I thought the torture was over.
God that scene sucked ass. I can't believe what I have just witnessed, it's so bad. So terribly, terribly bad. So atrociously written, so passionlessly acted. It's ridiculous.
Now that Palpatine never died, what was the point of operation cinder? Blow up a galaxy you are going to take back?
One could argue that it was meant to prevent someone else from taking over the Empire and replacing the Emperor, but if your great idea to not lose your Empire is to break it asunder (and thus not having an Empire to take over) that makes no sense whatsoever.
So from Palpy's point of view, there was no reason to throw his own Empire into the garbage.
I guess we'll get a comic about some blue-haired, jiddish-speaking muslim tranny lesbian super secret agent that not only blew up the Death Star by hitting its actual weakspot (not that silly fake-contraption the heroes in the movie fell for), but she also put a file onto Palpy's personal laptop that was fake orders by Palpatine to destroy the Empire after his death. See, she knew his death wasn't final, so she had to do this. Also, if you dislike her 26-volume graphic novel series, you are a bigot nazi trump-voter.
Capitulates to the most toxic fans? What the fuck? It was shit because of its terribad writing and total creative bankruptcy. What's the Fandom Menace got to do with that? Are these people even on the same planet as the rest of us?
Let them believe whatever they want as long as it means they are BLANGRY at lucasfilms and JarJar.
Makes it all the more hilarious, they'd think the Fandom Menace would enjoy this crap and even wanted this crap.
The best outcome is that all the TLJ shills now are made at Disney for shitting on TLJ.
What we can do now is grab their arguments and throw them back in their faces.
"So, you didn't like it cause it SuBvErTeD yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS?"
It's bizarre how every piece of media affiliated with nuWars now contradicts everything else. At best, it invaldiates it by saying "That's not what really happened", there is no consistency anywhere to be found, it's crazy.
The end result is that Endor is in the movie, Tatooine is in the movie too, the Tantive IV is not in the movie but Kylo Ren's quarters look strangely a lot like the Tantive IV despite that his rooms before were always black, probably suggesting that they recycled the set
One of the trailers shows a Blockade Runner, maybe that has to do with the Tantive IV leaks?
I mean, a similar ship pops up in The Loo of Skywalker, so maybe that ties into that leak.
