Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

My only question now is will Disney cut its losses and roll over to the Rian Johnson cultist checkmarks, or will they launch a new "these overwhelmingly WHITE and MALE critics are threatened by the diversity of this movie and are responsible for a barrage of bigoted threats and abuse aimed at its stars" jihad against them?

Because ngl that would be fuckin enjoyable to watch
Sadly, neither. Disney, as a company, is just in it for the money. I'd expect Lucas Films to be gutted quietly, its upper staff to be removed entirely, and for it to be filled with bog standard worker-bots. Then they'll shelve the whole company outside of the Disney+ bullshit until the stain wears off a bit. The mouse doesn't fuck around.
 
ITS AT 59% ON RT

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK STAR WARS IS FUCKING DEAD

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAVE. YOU. DONE?!


Yeah....im going to be reusing this post for quite some time I think
 
Doesn't matter, he dead now.
I talked about this comic before in this thread a few pages back before 1000, and I knew they were going to lay in some heavy retcons to salvage this mess, but to think it would be this bad and desperate is unbelievable.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!
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Yeah....im going to be reusing this post for quite some time I think
Oh I'm sorry George... How much did this bum you and the fans out? *unhooks nipple covers*
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I know it was in SW Rebels but did they really have some concepts of it for IX too?
The gist of said leak was that like in Rebels and the Vader comic, Rey and Kylo would figure out how to do time warps through the space anus. Several of the locations warped to were mentioned to be from the OT and PT, mainly the Tantive IV, Tatooine, the Death Star, Endor, Mustafar and a mysterious new black planet with lots of rain. Concept art for Mustafar existed and was posted during the leaks along with art of Rey and Kylo fighting each other through the floor, as if some kind of rend in space.

The end result is that Endor is in the movie, Tatooine is in the movie too, the Tantive IV is not in the movie but Kylo Ren's quarters look strangely a lot like the Tantive IV despite that his rooms before were always black, probably suggesting that they recycled the set. And finally we know the black rainy planet that is now Exegol which we had been talking about for months was in fact real. So while these leaks are questionable, they did have some basis, much like the spider oracle leak which sounded like pure bullshit, but as it turned out, it existed...
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Tomatometer is up to 59% at 88 reviews, but this is off to a terrible start, I'll laugh my ass off if this movie fails to reach 70%.

ENDING SCENE; WATCH WHILE IT'S STILL UP

BASED REY DABBING ON SHEEV

Man. I thought my love for Star Wars was dead. I truly did. But watching this made me feel uneasy. It was a really weird, uncomfortable feeling. I can't even put it into words, shivers ran down my spine and I felt dizzy and confused. This was a knife twisting in my flesh after I thought the torture was over.

God that scene sucked ass. I can't believe what I have just witnessed, it's so bad. So terribly, terribly bad. So atrociously written, so passionlessly acted. It's ridiculous.

Now that Palpatine never died, what was the point of operation cinder? Blow up a galaxy you are going to take back?
One could argue that it was meant to prevent someone else from taking over the Empire and replacing the Emperor, but if your great idea to not lose your Empire is to break it asunder (and thus not having an Empire to take over) that makes no sense whatsoever.

So from Palpy's point of view, there was no reason to throw his own Empire into the garbage.
I guess we'll get a comic about some blue-haired, jiddish-speaking muslim tranny lesbian super secret agent that not only blew up the Death Star by hitting its actual weakspot (not that silly fake-contraption the heroes in the movie fell for), but she also put a file onto Palpy's personal laptop that was fake orders by Palpatine to destroy the Empire after his death. See, she knew his death wasn't final, so she had to do this. Also, if you dislike her 26-volume graphic novel series, you are a bigot nazi trump-voter.

Capitulates to the most toxic fans? What the fuck? It was shit because of its terribad writing and total creative bankruptcy. What's the Fandom Menace got to do with that? Are these people even on the same planet as the rest of us?
Let them believe whatever they want as long as it means they are BLANGRY at lucasfilms and JarJar.

Makes it all the more hilarious, they'd think the Fandom Menace would enjoy this crap and even wanted this crap.
The best outcome is that all the TLJ shills now are made at Disney for shitting on TLJ.
What we can do now is grab their arguments and throw them back in their faces.
"So, you didn't like it cause it SuBvErTeD yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS?"


It's bizarre how every piece of media affiliated with nuWars now contradicts everything else. At best, it invaldiates it by saying "That's not what really happened", there is no consistency anywhere to be found, it's crazy.

The end result is that Endor is in the movie, Tatooine is in the movie too, the Tantive IV is not in the movie but Kylo Ren's quarters look strangely a lot like the Tantive IV despite that his rooms before were always black, probably suggesting that they recycled the set
One of the trailers shows a Blockade Runner, maybe that has to do with the Tantive IV leaks?
I mean, a similar ship pops up in The Loo of Skywalker, so maybe that ties into that leak.
 
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Don't worry kids.
The new Mandalorian released today.

A very gather your crew episode.
Cara Dune and Kuiil the Ugnaught have some interesting scenes together. We get more information on Kuiil.

Baby Yoda reveals more abilities and part of me wonders if he's simply acting like he knows less about what is going on.

An interesting thing is most people are amazed at force powers. It builds on the Jedi being a myth or legend.

Ends in a Standoff cliffhanger.
Hopefully someone didn't just die and is wounded.

It asks at the end of the Episode if you'd like a sneak peak if The Rise of Soywanker. Unfortunately there is not an option for "Go fuck yourself" instead of play or pressing back.
 
It's funny that people criticize the sequel trilogy but these same people praise the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy. No, they're all cliche and trite. George Lucas himself calls them a Soap opera. You only like Star Wars because Hollywood has gaslit you and you can't recognize a good movie anymore.

These movies are cliche beyond belief, they are not art. Star Wars has never been anything more than propaganda designed to make money, Star Wars has never been art and never will be art, and this is more obvious now but it was always true.
 
My only question now is will Disney cut its losses and roll over to the Rian Johnson cultist checkmarks, or will they launch a new "these overwhelmingly WHITE and MALE critics are threatened by the diversity of this movie and are responsible for a barrage of bigoted threats and abuse aimed at its stars" jihad against them?

Because ngl that would be fuckin enjoyable to watch

They will try, extremely hard, to bring in 7-13 year old boys from here on...

It's already starting with Mandalorian. The bluecheck marks will get a bone(here or there), but they're no longer getting pandered...

Era of Kennedy/Bad Robot is over, and new management will go in a different direction.

Next major set of films will probably take place hundreds of years after the ST....

So outside of passing refrences, you can probably just forget about it....

It's an uphill battle though...
 
Man. I thought my love for Star Wars was dead. I truly did. But watching this made me feel uneasy. It was a really weird, uncomfortable feeling. I can't even put it into words, shivers ran down my spine and I felt dizzy and confused. This was a knife twisting in my flesh after I thought the torture was over.

God that scene sucked ass. I can't believe what I have just witnessed, it's so bad. So terribly, terribly bad. So atrociously written, so passionlessly acted. It's ridiculous.

"Man who thought he had lost all hope loses last little bit of hope he didn't even know he still had."
 
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