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He is so bored with streaming lately, yawns constantly.

he's up at 2a.m tweeting about shit noone cares about

he definitely isn't up all night getting drunk and worrying about losing his condo

dave has a lot of sentimental value in that condo, it's kinda sad to see him not care about it, a lot of memories, but wanted to move to washington cause someone told him there were no taxes
 
he's up at 2a.m tweeting about shit noone cares about

he definitely isn't up all night getting drunk and worrying about losing his condo

dave has a lot of sentimental value in that condo, it's kinda sad to see him not care about it, a lot of memories, but wanted to move to washington cause someone told him there were no taxes


No the cost savings was an excuse. Since when is Dave known for his attention to his finances? If you watch him enough you will know that Phil is obsessed with portraying himself as a 'mature adult'. He moved primarily to prove this to his childfans aand also to tighten his grip on his maid.
 
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He is so bored with streaming lately, yawns constantly.

You'd be bored too if your job consisted of brute-forcing your way through the shit he's been playing the past two weeks.

Shenmue 3
Pokemon
Minecraft
Medievil
Street Fighter vs. scrubs
Miscellaneous old SNES/Genesis games
PUBG/Modern Warfare
Final Fantasy VI

It's not exactly a really interesting lineup. The only game in that list he has any passion for is FF6, and it's random bullshittery that's wrong half of the time. It's one of the easiest, if not the easiest FF game, and he was talking about grinding and how unfair/'RNG' the first Ultros fight is, when you can beat the game at level fucking 30 without much effort, you never have to grind, and Lete River Ultros can be beaten just by putting Banon on the back row and healing with him every turn, or just put everyone on the back row and deal with doing less damage so you can't get 1-shot by the tentacle move.

Oh, and of course he has some passion for old SF games, but he's either playing vs. people who aren't very good or bitching about trolls in his lobby. Only the trolling is interesting, and it's really shitty trolling.
 
If you wanna feel pretty gross compare how Phil looks now to that video essay released about his release from Machinima in early 2017. Phil has aged awfully. His hair has grayed considerably. His skin is ghostly. He looks like he is thinner in a very unhealthy way and his eyes have sunken in considerably. I mean he looks like he is in his 50s. I really don't know why anyone would want him to get removed from Twitch to be honest. This is prime decay material.
 
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If you wanna feel pretty gross compare how Phil looks now to that video essay released about his release from Machinima in early 2017. Phil has aged awfully. His hair has grayed considerably. His skin is ghostly. He looks like he is thinner in a very unhealthy way and his eyes have sunken in considerably. I mean he looks like he is in his 50s. I really don't know why anyone would want him to get removed from Twitch to be honest. This is prime decay material.

Getting him removed from Twitch would create the most epic content not only from Phil himself, but from all his wheelchair orbiters.
 
Do you think Phil ever actually seriously thought he'e join the east coast fgc scene, the larger version of his life's only actual hobby?
 
Getting him removed from Twitch would create the most epic content not only from Phil himself, but from all his wheelchair orbiters.

If he is removed from Twitch he'd likely just go silent for awhile as there wouldn't be any monetary gain or just go to youtube gaming and just do the same schtick he's always done.
 
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If he is removed from Twitch he'd likely just go silent for awhile as there wouldn't be any monetary gain or just go to youtube gaming and just do the same schtick he's always done.
March 29th, 2018,

Phil gets suspended from twitch for his blue beard comment.

Within minutes he is streaming on YouTube. If twitch doesn't fix this he may never go back, he needs financial support now more than ever, someone please explain how to get superchats, etc.

If Phil got kicked from twitch he would be on YouTube within 10 minutes. It happened before so I assume it would happen again.
 
March 29th, 2018,

Phil gets suspended from twitch for his blue beard comment.

Within minutes he is streaming on YouTube. If twitch doesn't fix this he may never go back, he needs financial support now more than ever, someone please explain how to get superchats, etc.

If Phil got kicked from twitch he would be on YouTube within 10 minutes. It happened before so I assume it would happen again.

Exactly. The nervous chair wiggle would make its long awaited return.
 
March 29th, 2018,

Phil gets suspended from twitch for his blue beard comment.

Within minutes he is streaming on YouTube. If twitch doesn't fix this he may never go back, he needs financial support now more than ever, someone please explain how to get superchats, etc.

If Phil got kicked from twitch he would be on YouTube within 10 minutes. It happened before so I assume it would happen again.

Him switching to YT after relying on mod tools on Twitch for so long would be hilarious. I'm not sure what YT has in terms of auto-mod and blacklisting and shit like that, but he'd have to learn an entirely new system and would be scrambling to go live while not having any control of his chat. Then add in having to get all of his monetary stuff working and trying to convince the mods he trusts to move over to a new platform (never mind his viewers) and it would be an utter shitshow for a week.
 
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Him switching to YT after relying on mod tools on Twitch for so long would be hilarious. I'm not sure what YT has in terms of auto-mod and blacklisting and shit like that, but he'd have to learn an entirely new system and would be scrambling to go live while not having any control of his chat. Then add in having to get all of his monetary stuff working and trying to convince the mods he trusts to move over to a new platform (never mind his viewers) and it would be an utter shitshow for a week.
I agree it world be a disaster.

I was just saying I don't think getting kicked off twitch would end Phil.

People thought Phil would be over when Machinima dumped him. Instead he plays games with all the music turned off. It's dumb and people don't like it, but it was a solution.
 
The real question is, how much of this guys peak on youtube with all that bullshit youtube money, was he spending on mobile games?

I believe he admitted to spending thousands on that WWE Supercard game (or it was estimated based on his WWE Supercard forum comments), and that's the only one we really know about. If he was playing others...then could easily get to tens of thousands, but that's purely speculative.
 
I believe he admitted to spending thousands on that WWE Supercard game (or it was estimated based on his WWE Supercard forum comments), and that's the only one we really know about. If he was playing others...then could easily get to tens of thousands, but that's purely speculative.

I think he said he spent like 300$ on Hearthstone, which I don't think he played much at all. Should give an idea of his spending habits on mobile games.
 
I believe he admitted to spending thousands on that WWE Supercard game (or it was estimated based on his WWE Supercard forum comments), and that's the only one we really know about. If he was playing others...then could easily get to tens of thousands, but that's purely speculative.
Phil never outright said he spent that much, but it was a given considering how competitive he was. Likely, a situation where Phil only thought he was spending bits at a time but it added up to a crazy amount... WWE Supercard masters predatory acts on suckers like Phil.
 
Phil never outright said he spent that much, but it was a given considering how competitive he was. Likely, a situation where Phil only thought he was spending bits at a time but it added up to a crazy amount... WWE Supercard masters predatory acts on suckers like Phil.
Fellow Philstorians keep me hahnest here:

DSP also played Hearthstone for a short time and even streamed it as well. I seem to remember that he either specifically asked for or received iTunes gift cards to use on Hearthstone and likely Supercard as well.

I bet he spent a lot of money on mobile games in general.
 
Fellow Philstorians keep me hahnest here:

DSP also played Hearthstone for a short time and even streamed it as well. I seem to remember that he either specifically asked for or received iTunes gift cards to use on Hearthstone and likely Supercard as well.

I bet he spent a lot of money on mobile games in general.

That rings true to me, and it was likely during one of his Ask the King episodes or something similar. It was something about christmas gifts or something else like his birthday, and he asked for those. It's fucking hilarious, makes him sound like one of those Indian call center IRS/rebate scammers.
 
I remember how a few months ago he talked about thinking of doing a house tour, only for him to change his mind later on and saying it'd invade Khat's personal space

Obviouslly he can just choose not to film Khat's "office", so no doubt he remembered that people would start looking up the shit he has around the house to see how much it costs
 
Getting him removed from Twitch would create the most epic content not only from Phil himself, but from all his wheelchair orbiters.

I would love to see that happen, I went through some things and if their moderation team gave a shit he'd be out in a heartbeat. Sadly Hassan is protecting him, so less a way is found to go above Hassan there is no real way to get Phil off Twitch.

Edit: Not gay ops, I went through their rules and TOS, looked for why partners got banned and tried looking for similar stuff.
 
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I remember how a few months ago he talked about thinking of doing a house tour, only for him to change his mind later on and saying it'd invade Khat's personal space

Obviouslly he can just choose not to film Khat's "office", so no doubt he remembered that people would start looking up the shit he has around the house to see how much it costs

Or detractors finding stuff in the house he's trying to hide, like mold, cat leavings left sitting there, dust or what Phil's Philthy Phridge looks like on the inside. you know Phil doesn't clean his house at all when he's got a soul maid around
 
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