Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Alto said:
Goodnight. And always remember...

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“hey Kathleen, wanna hear another joke?”
“I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes tonight, George.”
“What happens when you a beloved franchise with an unlikeable producer, an incompetent director, and an arrogant, soulless money-grubbing megacorp? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!”

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Dear Media: The new ‘Star Wars’ trilogy is garbage, and your endless fawning ‘rankings’ can’t change that

Each year brings with it obligatory ‘ranking’ lists from the mainstream media meant to convince us that Disney’s reboot Star Wars trilogy is brilliance we just don’t understand or appreciate enough yet.
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I don’t care how much you hate Jar Jar Binks or Hayden Christensen, you will never convince me that a film that brought back Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, but made them miserable pricks who never share a scene and a movie that basically rewrites Lucas’ mythology while also presenting a main character about as boring as a Steven Seagal role, are better than the prequels or anywhere near the original trilogy in quality.
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The speed at which this thread moves is insane.
 
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DrearyDoomguy said:
“hey Kathleen, wanna hear another joke?”
“I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes tonight, George.”
“What happens when you a beloved franchise with an unlikeable producer, an incompetent director, and an arrogant, soulless money-grubbing megacorp? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!”

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Georgo shot first
 
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DrearyDoomguy said:
“hey Kathleen, wanna hear another joke?”
“I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes tonight, George.”
“What happens when you a beloved franchise with an unlikeable producer, an incompetent director, and an arrogant, soulless money-grubbing megacorp? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!”

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"KaThLeEn ShOt FiRsT!!!11!!!1"

Fuck, ninja'd. Time to commit seppuku.
 
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So I only care about OG Star Wars and it should have ended there filmwise. But that scene was awful and every copy of that movie should be burned.
 
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JongleJingle said:
LMAO, what a silly looking creature. Look at his tiny head and facial expression.
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Hey thats no way to talk about Rey Skywalker...
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DrearyDoomguy said:
“hey Kathleen, wanna hear another joke?”
“I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes tonight, George.”
“What happens when you a beloved franchise with an unlikeable producer, an incompetent director, and an arrogant, soulless money-grubbing megacorp? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!”

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Delusional Shill: "Why do you hate these products?"
Me: "You wouldn't get it."

Also, I'll be going Saturday. If I die of cringe i'll let Jersch have my hard drive.
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
Coming up with a 3rd movie after TLJ is hard after Rian bombarded everything to dust
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why?
seriously, people need to stop spouting this bs.
first of all, writing a star wars movie is piss easy. you can take literally every story, sugercoat it with space wizards and people will leave the theater happy.

it's only hard if you're a hack like jarjar that thinks bigger=better (nu-enterprise, nu-deathstar deathplanet) or 2 lightsabers > 1 lightsaber and are arrogant enough to think it's your job to write a conclusion for NINE episodes. ffs even that ballgoblin johnson isn't as shit falling for that literal fanfiction-tier move.

let's see, what's the state of the galaxy after ep8? oh Wow, the first order rules everything and the resistance is fucked like the retards they are. newsflash: it's the exact same fucking state of the ep7 title crawl.
now let's look what they achievement in the meantime: blew up deathstar 3.0 - did fuck all. destroyed their biggest ship - did fuck all. meanwhile they lost pretty much anyone prominent that could rally the galaxy. luke's dead, which was the fucking main goal of the FO since the ep7 opening crawl.
and let's assume for a moment the best case scenario of the resistance utterly defeating a galaxy-wide empire somehow: this is the same fucking galaxy where operation cinder and the military disarmament act are canon, meaning whatever jarjar and his merry band of story group tards will shit out will be equally utterly retarded.
ignoring all that, after the second act the heroes are usually on their lowest. guess what, they are. hence writing a story how the come back from utter defeat would've been needed anyway even if johnson didn't smash it all in a tardrage (and this reminds me why it's extra hard for a hack like jarjar - this is new ground, he can't just copy a previous movie and shit on it).

fuck, after ep8 we're even in a better state than we started out with initially since the status quo is common knowledge by now, people already forget the asspull that happened 2 movies ago, so they at least could begin ep9 with that in mind. literally everything could been done now.
but with jarjar rubbing itself in mouse-feces and calling it worldbuilding, whatever the resistance could do, it would never defeat the FO anyway. so at least they could've written a story to bring the shitheap of the new trilogy to a satisfying conclusion. and as I said initially, writing a fucking star wars story is easy.
 
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So earlier in the trilogy it was neonazis fault it wasn't well liked by audiences because it was a progressive masterpiece, and now it's not well liked because it's pandering to neonazis?

SJWs seem really mad Rey ended up with Kylo instead of the black guy I guess? IDK what supposedly panders to neonazis, and I saw that coming from a mile off by watching Farce Awakens at home. No shit the popular dearth vader guy is gonna have some sacrificial change in heart and be loved by the main protagonist... like the original trilogy.
 
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Wow the intro is so bad. We cut from space to just random shots of kylo killing a bunch of people then out of nowhere finding a legend of zelda chest with the wayfinder. No context, no dialogue. Then smash cut to kylo going to the exogol planet. You can tell this has been hacked together in the editing bay
 
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PirateBay is eating shit atm, here's a lower quality rip of Mandalorian Ep 7 until I find something better:
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I find this all very frustrating. J.J. Abrams did a great job of rebooting Star Trek. Any failure lies solely in the hands of Disney execs.
 
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