The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

Dustin moved out of state, to live with his boyfriend. I think Indiana.
Is there a source for that? It wouldn't surprise me, since Dustin is the most functional of that family and I know I'd get tired as hell of Maw screeching at me, but I think this is the first I've heard of that.
 
Yes, she should be wearing corrective lenses 24/7(be they glassess or prescription astigmatism lenses) and it would make a HUGE difference. Not so huge irl but on camera it would probably almost stop the wandering eye altogether after a few months of eye therapy.
I doubt the lights will hurt her eyes as you don't look directly into them.

I don't think Amy follows doctor advice very well. She doesn't even wear them for her own carma. If the optomotrist told her anything she probably disregarded anything that would take too much energy to do. Maybe if she did she wouldn't look like she was half chameleon.

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Amy has toxoplasmosis scarring on her eyes since birth, she discusses it in detail in this video:
It's not astigmatism at the root of the issue, although she does have that as well.

I remember this one. Good Lord that complexion! And she didn't even know what a comb was back then. She still hasn't fully grasped the concept of shampoo either.

*record scratch*

Seriously?

A woman who raised two super-morbidly obese daughters, trained them to accept living in filth, gave them zero life skills and as a bonus gave them toxoplasmosis which is picked up from being a filthy dirty beast who handles animal shit (or simply leaves it around their environment because they are too lazy to clean up) and doesn't hand wash properly if at all, essentially, was a nurse? Ugh. Horrifying.

The toxoplasmosis may explain the epic ape-like exceptionalism of the Slaton sisters though. It can cause major congitive issues when passed to a developing fetus. 'Mild to severe mental exceptionalism' is a known symptom of babies born with toxoplasmosis. They're lucky they didn't get the microcephaly at least. But it explains a lot to me about how very fucking 'special needs' those two missing links are.

They should check the hospitals or care facilities where Maw worked and see if there was any spike in infections around those times. Someone who managed to give herself toxoplasmosis, clearly lived in filth, and raised a pair of useless pigs like Amy and Tammy and clearly couldn't be arsed to get them any help to be less fat and exceptional shouldn't be within a mile of any job that requires personal standards of hygiene above and beyond the ordinary, indeed, any kind of standards at all.

Maw has like four cats and three chihuahuas. I bet there has always been some sort of menagerie running around the Slaton doublewide. And obeasts aren't especially good at cleaning up after themselves let alone pets.

Dustin moved out of state, to live with his boyfriend. I think Indiana.

If he did then good for him. Dustin deserves better than Slaton Manor. Guess it's back to the reachin' stick for Maw an' Paw.
 
Is there a source for that? It wouldn't surprise me, since Dustin is the most functional of that family and I know I'd get tired as hell of Maw screeching at me, but I think this is the first I've heard of that.

Ask and ye shall receive:
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Those are from the Community Tab on his YouTube page. I was wrong about Indiana, it's Missouri.
 
I wonder if reality TV producers are lurking the farms right now. We got a veritable circus side show of freaks for them to hunt for new material to make shows with.


My bet would be yes, yes they are. The production company goes to online forms to harvest the humans for "90 day finance" from TLC programming, so I can totally see them here as well. It was just a matter of time.
 
Dear TLC, please hire me to shitpost on kiwifarms and find fatties for you. I’m really good at finding gross images that get to everyone else.

Do it or I’ll dox everyone you ever ever met ever.

Love,
thotto
Ps please have meth mouth come back and have an arc where he fights for Amy back.
 
Did Amy catch chicken pox? This is terrible, she's supposed to be the hot one.

I think it's a combination of acne and bedbug bites. A single bedbug may bite you multiple times until it finds the right spot. So you will see a formation of bites, usually in a circle or half circle. And all of those could be from a single wretched bedbug. The itching is horrendous and it can take a long time for the marks to disappear because you will probably end up scratching yourself bloody. They don't respond to treatment that well.

Of course Amy was probably so used to it that she didn't even feel them anymore. Same with the pimples. Imagine being so greasy and sweaty and itchy that you no longer notice.

I assume the new Maison de Slaton is infested with all the critters Amy brought with her.

It has always bugged me that she could spend hundreds on Hot Topic makeup palettes and other junk yet never once thought of saving that sweet tugboat money for an exterminator. Of course the benefits won't last long if you continue to be disgusting. Kenny & Friends were buzzing and crawling around that kitchen for a reason.

If you see a flying cockroach that means he's looking for love. So you should stop him before he becomes the babby daddy to hundreds of Little Kennys. You know, as opposed to filming yourself making $2 fudge and peanut butter pie in the middle of an infested kitchen.
 
They're really no different than drug addicts. Objectively speaking, that's exactly what they are.

Hopefully when the US chills out on its self righteous rage against smokers, we will do something about welfare whales that prefer to binge on sugar than be productive members of society.


Smokers pay taxes out the ass for decades and then die within 5 years of contracting lung cancer. Meanwhile we spend 20 years of heroic efforts to keep people like the Slatons alive so they can resume copping attitudes on the internet.
 
They're really no different than drug addicts. Objectively speaking, that's exactly what they are.

Hopefully when the US chills out on its self righteous rage against smokers, we will do something about welfare whales that prefer to binge on sugar than be productive members of society.


Smokers pay taxes out the ass for decades and then die within 5 years of contracting lung cancer. Meanwhile we spend 20 years of heroic efforts to keep people like the Slatons alive so they can resume copping attitudes on the internet.
The Slatons smoke too, actually. They used to smoke in Youtubey videos. Amy left the Slaton doublewide years ago over a dispute with step-paw stealing her cigarettes.

One of my favorite classic moments (back when they were the Slaton's sister) was Amy lying in a video about them being on a diet and Tammy leaning in and telling Amy to tell the internet they stopped smoking, too. Loud enough for the carma to pick up on it. While she had a lit cigarette in her meaty paw.
 
The Slatons smoke too, actually. They used to smoke in Youtubey videos. Amy left the Slaton doublewide years ago over a dispute with step-paw stealing her cigarettes.

One of my favorite classic moments (back when they were the Slaton's sister) was Amy lying in a video about them being on a diet and Tammy leaning in and telling Amy to tell the internet they stopped smoking, too. Loud enough for the carma to pick up on it. While she had a lit cigarette in her meaty paw.

In that video where Amy talks about her toxoplasmosis related blindness she keeps flicking a cigarette like it's some kind of mental tick. It drove me crazy. The comments were full of people telling her to stop flicking it and that smoking is bad. But there she is with her bad skin, greasy unwarshed hair sticking up and smoking away while she mumbles about her tugboat being for blindness.

It's one of those videos where you can really see just how ignorant the Slatons are. Amy just sits there looking disgusting with absolutely no cares at all that people all over the world can see her like that. Well at least they couldn't smell her.

Amy tries to emulate her favorite beauty gurus but fails to see that you have to make yourself presentable in front of the carma first. Even the fat ones don't sit there in a $1.50 Walmart spaghetti top all sweaty with filthy greasy hair. If you want to get genuine compliments that aren't either hate watchers trolling you or fellow unwarshed deathfats asspatting themselves by proxy then you need to make yourself look at least halfway decent before you slather on the Disney Frozen palette.

I remember when Amy claimed she lost 40 lbs a few years back. Absolutely not. Her face was still the site of the moon landing. Nothing had changed. She actually had a scale and used it maybe once or twice. It came with an app to track your weight. After a piss poor review and maybe one weigh in we never saw it again. Hell, Tammy couldn't even keep up her deathfat hospital exercises at home. All she had to do was move those thrice stacked Christmas hams she calls arms a few times a day. At that weight any movement at all is progress.

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Dear Sweet Jesus she's got an art deco fupa.:cryblood:

Seeing her mountainous visage in high def is so much worse than I could imagine. Hopefully this will be a wakeup call. But I don't think HamTam will ever see the light. We already know she failed the show by the looks of her now. If she can't look at that and be horrified by the realisation that this is what everyone else sees then she is doomed. I don't think Tammy is smart enough to understand that. She just feels bullied but can't connect the dots past people being mean because she's fat.
 
Dear TLC, please hire me to shitpost on kiwifarms and find fatties for you. I’m really good at finding gross images that get to everyone else.

Do it or I’ll dox everyone you ever ever met ever.

Love,
thotto
Ps please have meth mouth come back and have an arc where he fights for Amy back.
He’s not kidding, I’ve seen him do it

Let the man shitpost for the learning channel
 
Amy tries to emulate her favorite beauty gurus but fails to see that you have to make yourself presentable in front of the carma first. Even the fat ones don't sit there in a $1.50 Walmart spaghetti top all sweaty with filthy greasy hair. If you want to get genuine compliments that aren't either hate watchers trolling you or fellow unwarshed deathfats asspatting themselves by proxy then you need to make yourself look at least halfway decent before you slather on the Disney Frozen palette.
Chefs don't usually feature cockroaches in their cooking videos either, but this is why Amy has stood out in a crowded Youtube landscape.
 
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