Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

im just loving this media shitshow, its amazing i expected all the mainstream media outlets and """critics""" to be on the Disney payroll but i guess not and a great way to end this stressed college semester

Honestly I'm not, "professional" reviewers are simple minded, they don't care about much as long as the film makes sense and is well made. But they will turn if one or both of these criteria aren't met, from that point you can wine and dine all you want, but it won't make enough of a difference to matter. They've came to consume product after all, not the wine and french bread appetizer.
 
This day has been a fucking ROLLER COASTER of emotions, holy shit

- Star Wars is shit (Who woulda thunk)
- President soon to be impeached (Perhaps, prolly will happen TBH)
- Shills rebelling against their buyers
- Lovecraft is being done by the fucking GOT people

What next, Quake gets a single player, campaign driven reboot in the vein of Doom 2016?

Please let me have atleast that, I beg of you ID Software
 
The lovecraft cat name shit has been going around lately, they'll need to do some serious altering to any of his books to make them at all palatable to the blue checkmarks or otherwise. Surprising they'd even let someone make a show out of his books, but obviously we're in the darkest timeline.
I'd be happy to spam random lines from 'The Horror at Red Hook' until The Woke nope out and leave his legacy unraped.
 
I'm buying up old shit that I always wanted but my mom never got for me.

hoping that the prices of Kenner AT-ATs falls below 100 bucks so I can scoop up a complete one.
Speaking from experience, unless this film somehow manages to shatter the trend that's been progressing over the last decade, I don't see anyone picking up a vintage Kenner AT-AT (complete and no damage or fading) for at least $150-180 if you're lucky. You can find incomplete and damaged ones for under a $100 but then you gotta factor in replacement parts and repairs. If anything, the prices will continue to increase so if you want one then grab one as soon as you're capable. Vintage Kenner Star Wars is one of those things that have proven to be 'stable' when it comes to price.
 
Honestly, I hope that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker does do poorly in the box office. The stupid 'woke' shit that Hollywood has been pushing for far too long needs to finally stop and the more that this 'woke' stuff fails then the more it will force Hollywood to finally produce better content then.

The 'woke' crap didn't really work for Ghostbusters, it didn't work for Jurassic Park, it didn't work for Men in Black, it didn't work for Charlie's Angels, it didn't work for The Terminator, and it won't work now with Star Wars either.

It's really hialrious to see Disney run something as iconic as Star Wars into the ground and when you can't even make a gold mine like Star Wars work then you know that you have royally fucked up big time.
I don't think they'll ever stop, even if it means losing tons of money. All that matters to them is pushing the agenda.
 
Hmm, what other news can I share to make people even more miserable?

Oh yeah, that fucking thundercats nightmare has not been cancelled and is apparently coming out in a few months
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Act 4

Addition: Hux acts all wounded and saying he couldnt stop them from escaping, Pryde shoots him and says to tell Kylo that they found the traitor


Kylo makes Pryde supreme commander of the First Order and sends them to Exegol to prepare the ships and conquer the galaxy under the new Empire called The Final Order.
(Could be, I cant remember honestly. So this part is iffy. But the Final Order is mentioned way earlier)

Our heroes go to Kef Bir
(Addition, this is where the dagger said to bring them)

Addition: Falcons breaks dont work and it crash lands , Jannah spots them

ewoks inhabit Kef Bir too which means they found some way to travel to Planets thanks to rebels.
(False)

They meet Jannah, they join forces and find the thing Rey is looking for,
(Kinda, Jannah finds them when they are looking at the death star trying to figure out where the wayfinder is. Here Ray remember that the translated message said something along the lines of "With this dagger" dont remember exactly. Here Rey opesn a half circle thingy from the crossguard of the dagger. She looks trough the dagger at the death star and lines up a section of the dagger with the death star and the half circle point where to go. How fucking convenient that they are just at the right place or esle this wouldnt have worked. This is where Jannah appears with her goonies.)

Kylo goes after them, he crashes his ship on death star and waits for Rey to come,
(False)

Rey wants to go there but Jannah tells her it's too dangerous, she doesn't understand the planet as she does,
(The waves were too big and violent so they were going to wait for the morning. Our heroes tell that is too long, they need to get there now. They agree to fix the falcon with any spares they can find to get there faster. )

Addition: In the falcon Jannah and Finn bond and Jannah tells Finn that she andriends a all her fre Ex-storm troopers like Finn who rose against their commanders. Here Finn explains it was the force that lead him and them agains F.O.

she doesn't care and takes a ship there,
(During Falcon fixing Ray takes a water glider and rides to the death star, Jannah tells Finn there is one more and they get to it to after Ray)

gets in the death star and finds a cube,
(Additional info, there is a secret room in the emperor's throne room that leads to the holocron)

a red Sith cube, she touches it and everything changes she meets her darkside self and fights her but she is losing then she gets out of it because of Leia's voice.
(No Leia's voice as far as I can remember)

Kylo is there, he tells her he knows the truth, her father was a bounty hunter and her mother was a normal lady from Naboo.
(This happens back in Kylo's room where they bond and I dont remember the lady being said from Naboo)

But her grandfather, it was Darth Sidious. She ignites her lightsaber and throws Kylo through the window outside the death star,
(Rey swings at Kylo but he does dodges and leaps down a hole to lead Ray away. We dont see what happens here between since they cut to Finn and Jannah but when we return they are fighitng outside)


fight happens, Rey falls in water and dives back, Finn and Jannah arrive and they try to help her, Rey force pushed them away and sends Kylo through another window entering another room
(They fight on the platform and dodging waves with Force jumps, Finn and Jannah arrive and look at them fight from affar)


she kills him then ressurects him and tells him she will never be like him,
(I dont remeber last part happening but adding some info: It was previously shown that Leia senses their fight and gets weak when trying to contact Kylo and is lead away to her private quarters. During the fight, Leia speaks to Kylo who stops and looks back, this is where Leia dies after using all of her strenght and at the same time Ray staps Kylo but doesnt feel Leia's death untill after she has done this. Her and Kylo both seem shocked and Rey sues her powers to heal Kylo's wound, Kylo wasnt dead yet.)

Kylo on the death star alone hears his father's voice, then Han appears in flesh and Kylo says he is sorry, he tells him he loves him and Han says I know.
(To my memmory this doesnt happen immedialetly after but basically this happens minus the last part. Kylo asks how is he there and Han says he is his memmory or some bullshit, Han calls him Ben and kylo says Ben is dead, Han responds saying, no, Kylo Ren is dead. then Han asks Kylo to come back and says its too late or something, Han says some fatherly bullshit I can't remember. Anyhow, this ends with Kylo throwing his lightsaber to the ocean, turning back to Han to see he is gone)


Someone posted the supposed plot on 4chan. Here we go...

THE PLOT OF PLAN IX:

Oh man, my hands are getting tired from all this writing, shit. Lets continue.


Kylo gets redeemed and goes to Exegol,
(Not shown)

Rey meets force ghost of Luke when she throws her lightsaber,
(Addition, this happens when Ray is burning the Tie fighter)

Luke catches it and tells her this weapon is too important to be thrown away, he gives her Leia's lightsaber and tells her they knew from the beginning who she was but decided to train her because he felt bad for Kylo.
(Nothing like that is said to my recollection. Also there is a falshback of Luke training with Leia and Luke says Leia quit because she could sense that her Jedi training will lead to her kid's death in the future or some shit. Also digitally de-aged Leia and Luke can be seen breifly.)

Addition: Luke also says here that all previous generations Jedi are within Ray, we literally Avatar now.

Addition Addition, Rey finds Kylo's wayfinder from the tie fighter when Luke says everything she needs to get to Palpatine is right here.

She decides to go to fight her grandfather. Rey gets out off the water Luke's x wing
(The Force ghost of Luke lifts it like Empire. REMEMBER EMPIRE!?!?!?)


and sends a message to the resistance to help her
(So there is bunch of shit that happens in the meanwhile when Rey ran away. Heroes come back to find Leia dead, Chewie cries, almost made me choke up not gonna lie. Poe becomes their leader now. Also they are shit out of luck now because I forgot to mention in previous post, Kylo destroys the wayfinder, this is what caused Rey to attack Kylo. Somewhere in here they use the planet killer ships and destroy kijimi. Finn talks to Ochi's droid and its revealed that the droid knows the way to Exegol, they look at the map they get from the droid to there but the path is too dangerous if going in blind. Somewhere in here C3po gets his memmories back from R2D2. Here we see that Rey put out a signal as she goes to Exogol that the Resistance figures out can be used as a guide trough the hazardous way to Exegol and prepare fora final battle. Lando and Chewie leave to broadcast a message around the galaxy to join them to topple the Last Order.


, she gets to Exegol, enters a different room than Kylo and finds a throne and out of nowhere appears a giant crane and Sidious is attached to it,
(Not a room but a huge as fuck stadium full of sith accolites chanting some anchient Sith shit.)

he tells her how he expected her to come and tells her he is her grandfather, how he saw the family potential in Luke and Vader and tried to replicate it with her mother but it didn't work out.
(Could be but I dont remember this at all)

He tells her to strike him down and become empress Palpatine, she gets angry, Kylo is there and gets beaten by Knights of Ren, Rey sends him his mother's lightsaber and he kills them then comes to her. Rey and Kylo fight Sidious but he uses his force and takes their life force from them and gets out off the crane to his throne.

So bunch of shit happens here. Resistance attacks and they have figured out previously that they need to take down a signal tower so Last Order ships cant leave exogol and their shield go down, this is due to the hazardous conditons. They try to get to the tower, it gets shut off and the signal is now coming from a capital ship. Finn knows what ship it is from by sensing it aka force. They get to the capital ship, use horses to ride the ship, cant remember why they had to be ON the ship but it was explained I just forget it. They get to the antena. They blow it up but resistance can't really do nothing since they dont have the fire power to destroy the planet destroying canons. Finn and Jainnah stay on the capital ship and turn the ships canons to point at the ship.

Now to the Ren Kylo stuff, happens basically as said just adding some info. Rey sends the lightsaber to Kylo by using the same force bond shit that send the necklase to Kylo. Ray does this when putting her hand behind her back ready to strike The Senate and then she reveals her hand is empty like its a fucking magic trick. When Palpy is holding Kylo and Ren in place, he says something about them having a super duper forve bond for somereason that has not been seen in generations and Palpy believes by sucking out the life force from them he can return to his old self. He does.
 
I don't think they'll ever stop, even if it means losing tons of money. All that matters to them is pushing the agenda.
Either something colossal happens that ends up stopping the woke shit dead in its tracks, or they'll go until they've effectively spun themselves apart like a washing machine with a brick in it. Probably a mix of both, somehow.
 
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