Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

At this point i realy think the box office sales is going to be as bad as Ranger Soylo.
The shills giving mixed to bad reviews means that bad word of mouth is going to spread like wildfire more easily IT'S ALREADY SPREADING!
Genuine interest for Star Wars is almost nonexistent and if it wasn't for the Mandolorian or Jedi:Fallen Order there wouldn't be anything at all.

I realy hope we get to see JJ sperg the same way Ruin did with TLJ, it would be the cherry on top of the cake.
 
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What an ending for the film, though.
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AtomicAgeBoy said:
Also I have to mention. It is indeed Senates plan to have Ray kill him so he can take over her body. I think he says it's old sith rutal or something.
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Ah and so Sheev's masterplan is revealed

"HAHAHAHA, I HAVE TRIUMPHED! MY MASTERPLAN HAS SUCCEEDED! NOW IN THIS YOUNG WOMANS BODY I CAN FINALLY TOUCH FIRM ROUND BOOBIES!!!"

*looks down*

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"...fuck"
 
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Scarface1 said:
At this point i realy think the box office sales is going to be as bad as Ranger Soylo.
The shills giving mixed to bad reviews means that bad word of mouth is going to spread like wildfire more easily IT'S ALREADY SPREADING!
Genuine interest for Star Wars is almost nonexistent and if it wasn't for the Mandolorian or Jedi:Fallen Order there wouldn't be anything at all.

I realy hope we get to see JJ sperg the same way Ruin did with TLJ, it would be the cherry on top of the cake.
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Unfortunately it doesn't matter in the long term, since Disney can summon soyboy money with the snap of their fingers, all they need is another quippy capeshit film and they've already made up for the losses and more, as I said earlier in this thread, it'll just prove even further that Star Wars is dead.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
So... uh... this exists:
I really don't know man. On one hand, it's so cringey, but on the other, man, at least she's trying real hard...
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When that girl hangs herself, her suicide note will consist of a pile of papers with the phrase "aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper" neatly typed out thousands of times.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
Holy shit.. how has the mouse failed this hard this many times in a row? Are they actively trying to kill Star Wars? 🤔
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Its not that they are trying to kill it.

Its that they thought they could just slap the brand name on anything and it would make money, so they didn't try that hard. That came back to bite them.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
So... uh... this exists:
I really don't know man. On one hand, it's so cringey, but on the other, man, at least she's trying real hard...


And what good timing that this shit hits the fan right at the end of this miserable decade.
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You know what.....I actually kinda want to visit galaxys edge now

I want to feed on the fucking misery and bitterness there like a goddamn Nazgul
 
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Scarface1 said:
At this point i realy think the box office sales is going to be as bad as Ranger Soylo.
The shills giving mixed to bad reviews means that bad word of mouth is going to spread like wildfire more easily IT'S ALREADY SPREADING!
Genuine interest for Star Wars is almost nonexistent and if it wasn't for the Mandolorian or Jedi:Fallen Order there wouldn't be anything at all.

I realy hope we get to see JJ sperg the same way Ruin did with TLJ, it would be the cherry on top of the cake.
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The reviewer for the Minneapolis Star Tribune had a glowing review (but despite the gushing still only rated it 3 of 4 stars. It's hilariously transparent...

“Skywalker” is the most diverse of all the “Star Wars” movies, including a showy, same-sex kiss that the Hallmark Channel will love then hate then love, and a plot that is unapologetically driven by its female lead’s search for herself. She gets closer and closer to figuring out her purpose as “Skywalker” draws to a satisfying finale that springs out of advice from her pals: “We’re not alone.”

That sentiment is constantly being rephrased in “Skywalker,” so much so that I found myself thinking, “OK, J.J. Abrams. I get it.” On the other hand, in a world that faces problems even larger than those in the “Star Wars” universe, the message that we’re all in this together is one that bears repeating.
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You know, with this whole thing exploding over the course of like 10 hours, I completely overlooked how absolutely atrociously the movie introduces Palpatine, like, there is no buildup, mystery or whatever. It's like the movie can't get it over with quick enough and drop Palpatine into the movie asap.

The title crawl is literally "Palpatine is still alive and Kylo is looking for him", then we see Kylo obtain that dime-store prop and he meets Palpatine, who goes "Nah, mate, I'm the real deal, now be a good boy and become my buttmonkey" and so that takes care of that plot point.

Using Palpatine as new villain is a terrible idea, but the execution is botched as fuck, too. If this had been the goal from the beginning, they could have hinted at it in the previous movies, but the way it happens, it's literally as if another movie had hijacked the trilogy.

Even if one would think adding Palpatine would be a great idea, the way it happened is just such a lackluster thing to witness.

Scarface1 said:
At this point i realy think the box office sales is going to be as bad as Ranger Soylo.
The shills giving mixed to bad reviews means that bad word of mouth is going to spread like wildfire more easily IT'S ALREADY SPREADING!
Genuine interest for Star Wars is almost nonexistent and if it wasn't for the Mandolorian or Jedi:Fallen Order there wouldn't be anything at all.

I realy hope we get to see JJ sperg the same way Ruin did with TLJ, it would be the cherry on top of the cake.
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Can't underline that enough.
The shills are abondoning the ship. Word of mouth is going to be terrible and the shit that happened over the course of this day already have taken their toll on the movie's reception, no doubt. This could limp its way to a billion dollars, but I am growing a tiny bit hopeful that this movie is going to be a desaster at the box office. It's not yet very likely, but it's possible.
 
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