Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Shield Breaker]

It doesn't even help that other characters change their clothes throughout their journey, even Luke and background characters did so. Rey just... didn't through a whole trilogy. That's how bad she is, something so simple as changing appearances can mean a growth of character, and Rey didn't grow at all. She's static and only got through by mary sue plot armour.

It’s worse than that. She had the same clothing and haircut as when she was left on Jakku.

 

[verissimus]

Oh another point. I believe we see Knight Of Ren fight total of. . .one time and its in the end against Kylo and even then they dont give much of a fight. Literally fucking useless and go unexplained

But...but..the promotional material said they were loyal to Kylo! That would mean Disney lied...to no one's surprise.

 

[The Fresh Maker]

You know what? Seeing what Abrams, Johnson, Kennedy, and Disney have done to Star Wars makes me stop and think about how My Little Pony of all fucking things managed to have more quality writing than anything those hacks could come up with. Yes the brony fandom was cancer, but it actually had well developed characters, a more consistent world, and an ending that didn't make me want to punch a hole through my living room wall.

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Just a reminder that Star Wars movies are cancer

and Firefly is kino

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I'm surprised no one has commented on the post credits scene:

INT. LEIA AND HANS' APARTMENT - CORUSCANT
LEIA wakes from a fitful sleep, and hears noises from the bathroom. She gets out of bed and opens the bathroom door to reveal - HAN SOLO, showering.

LEIA
You're alive! I had a terrible dream you died and Luke was a massive faggot and we had an asshole son. But thank the force, that was just a nightmare and we're still pretty young, running the New Republic like bosses and you look very hot in that shower.

HAN
I know

Fade

 

[GnomeofDoc]

George, I am sorry I called you all those mean names over the Prequels that you made. I am sorry I hated your midichlorians and Jar Jar. Please George, just come back and make your dumb movies again, they were bad but there is some life in them unlike the completely corporate shit.

 

[Drihten]

The score inflation is hilarious. The BBC review is a laundry list of why the movie is awful - 3 stars, though. Can't cross the mouse, even from thousands of miles away.

Trust me mate, they'll give anything over here a 3 stars at least, still not as bad as the Guardian though.

"The movie is good as long as you don't think."

 

[Silent Observer]

All this Rey talk reminds me: Who the fuck is Rey anyways? What is her motivation for all this? She has no clue who the emperor is, so why does she care? Why are all the jedi sending her their energy? You can easily name other characters who fought and killed more than she did.
Did Rey ever even fight a stormtrooper in her life? All she did is had two lightsaber fights with Kylo Ren and won because she's a woman.
She's a fucking nobody and SHE'S the one that gets to deliver the final blow to villain.
what the fuck?

Come on dude. You should have seen this coming since TFA. She was a Mary Sue the moment she stepped onscreen.

 

[Aib Ld]

It’s worse than that. She had the same clothing and haircut as when she was left on Jakku.

Oh god, that's beyond worse. This is beyond a mary sue at this point.

Come on dude. You should have seen this coming since TFA. She was a Mary Sue the moment she stepped onscreen.

She was so bad that I managed to blank out her existence. Just seeing this dumpster fire of a movie brought it back.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Well the Final Order ships get all destroyed by Resistance on Exegol then there is offhand comment how worlds have suddenly risen up and we get shots of star destroyers falling on cloud city, above Endor (yes we see Ewoks) , and Jakku. All of Palpys cronies die in the explosion when the arena crumbles around and on them.

With what armaments are worlds rising up? Given that their big boss had just been demolished, why wouldn't the remaining First Final Order ships just land on the Ewoks and the Jakku natives and the Bespinites with both feet? Also if they "reign supreme" still, they surely still have enough manpower and matériel to keep control. Surely Pryde or whoever's next in the chain of command would take over.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

As every female protagonist in the Kennedy movies.

Either KK self insert or a casting director has a thing for mousy brunettes.

 

[Silent Observer]

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George, I am sorry I called you all those mean names over the Prequels that you made. I am sorry I hated your midichlorians and Jar Jar. Please George, just come back and make your dumb movies again, they were bad but there is some life in them unlike the completely corporate shit.

This is how I've been feeling ever since TFA and ESPECIALLY TLJ. Almost seems like Disney's goal is to make the prequels look good.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

I can now die happy knowing that The Last Jedi wasn't accidentally shit. Thank you Disney!

 

[Based Papa John]

Either KK self insert or a casting director has a thing for mousey brunettes.

With English accents.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Begun the Rotten Tomatoes war has.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Hey Hollywood, here is a graphic novel series about strong female leads that isn't total shit and the characters are likeable too.

The hacks in Hollywood dont even get western storytelling. There is no way in hell they would be able to get Eastern storytelling. The idea that the other members of band are not supporting charachters but fully realized parts of the whole (a Nakama) or that the goal of the story is not the ending but the journey you take to that end, with an ending being optional.

Oof. I shudder.

 

[Grumbo]

It doesn't even help that other characters change their clothes throughout their journey, even Luke and background characters did so. Rey just... didn't through a whole trilogy. That's how bad she is, something so simple as changing appearances can mean a growth of character, and Rey didn't grow at all. She's static and only got through by mary sue plot armour.

Hey now, Rey changed into different colors of her same costume. She at least found the change color button in Smash Bros.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Damn it, there's no way I'm catching up to this thread. Just wanted to say that I'm glad (dare I say, I'm Exogol) seeing this shitty trilogy get what it deserves: being brought down in flames like a Star Destroyer on Raxus Prime. All thanks to a bunch of unsung leakers and people not unlike our very own @GeneralFriendliness.

Thank you all for entertaining my lurker self for these past few months.

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[Silent Observer]

Trust me mate, they'll give anything over here a 3 stars at least, still not as bad as the Guardian though.
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"The movie is good as long as you don't think."

100% grade
"don't dwell on the logic"

The only Hoffman I'm seeing is the giant rodent dick going down The Guardian's throat. Seriously, that has to be one of the worst "positive" reviews I've ever seen for any movie. Even if I was intent on seeing the movie, reading this would make me hesitant

 

[Creep3r]

With what armaments are worlds rising up? Given that their big boss had just been demolished, why wouldn't the remaining First Final Order ships just land on the Ewoks and the Jakku natives and the Bespinites with both feet? Also if they "reign supreme" still, they surely still have enough manpower and matériel to keep control. Surely Pryde or whoever's next in the chain of command would take over.

Ewoks somehow took down Star Destroyers that were in space and now this ambiguous evil not-empire government that was only in power for less than year (maybe even just a few months) has been overthrown with no problem as all their ships are now simultaneously breaking down and their soldiers dying for no reason? Don't think about it too much. Just consume product.

Funny thing is that this is another example of Disney's DLC style crockery, since in the Galaxy's Edge park you learn that Ewoks are actually brilliant engineers and hackers for no reason despite coming from a forest world devoid of tech, thus explaining IX's bullshit, but the only way you can know this is by going to the expensive as shit park and download the Galaxy's Edge app.

Also wtf is up with these assholes?

Are they even remotely relevant?