Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Carnavoyeur]

Lmao, those old linebacker-bod pics genuinely made me do a double take to make sure I hadn't stumbled into the Trannosphere thread. She looks like any stock standard TiM on r/transpassing.

That picture from her brother's wedding gave me major Yaniv vibes.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Spoiler: As you wish

Spoiler: Gross

Spoiler: Really gross

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Meth....not even once


Ill take my late rating

In other news! Everyone in Falums life is dying all of a sudden and omg more donation requests

 

[ifellandbrokemyspleen]

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Edit: No clue how this post turned into such a cluster fuck. No idea how certain things got copied and pasted into here.

Woohoo! Glad you found these so I didn’t have to search her never-ending instagram photos. It’s very interesting seeing these random bits about nursing. It doesn’t surprise me though. I’ve been noticing a trend among women with medical training or those actively working in the medical profession... it’s as if after one legitimate diagnosis, all of a sudden, their life revolves around being chronically ill. They ditch the nursing persona and identify as someone with an “invisible illness” and it seems to get out of control quickly. It seems like POTS is most commonly that first diagnosis, which makes sense because the diagnostic criteria is clear and you either meet the requirements for a POTS diagnosis or you don’t. While it’s not as definitive as bloodwork, it’s certainly more definitive than the other diagnoses that eventually follow... like EDS, MCAS, GP. I have a lot more to say about this from my experiencing in nursing but I’m too tired to type it all right now. Lol maybe tomorrow I’ll get into it all a bit more.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Wow, Spleenbroke, you got some runon sentences in that last post you might want to take care of. I would rate it informative if not for the exceptionalism.

 

[ifellandbrokemyspleen]

Wow, Spleenbroke, you got some runon sentences in that last post you might want to take care of. I would rate it informative if not for the exceptionalism.

lol oops I was hoping nobody saw that before I could fix it. I’m very new to this site and am on an iPhone. I’ve been randomly dictating notes into my phone throughout the night, killing some time, and I have no idea how that post got all crazy and jumbled. I edited my comment so it only includes what I actually meant to post tonight and not a short novel of straight up word vomit.. “Tourette’s by internet” maybe. Lol

I’m not sure what you actually ended up reading. That post had like... 15 extremely long, semi-related, incomplete paragraphs. Lol I’ll have to turn it all into one whole, cohesive thought in the morning when I have the brain power to fix it tomorrow.

 

[Poop Shoot]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/graeme-kelly-irishbrony1988-irishbronykelly.53740/

Enjoy

Jesus Christ, this man is agressively ugly.

 

[ifellandbrokemyspleen]

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clinical notes: ?

Eh. Looks like a lab slip to me. But this is clearly from the UK and I’m in the US, so I could be wrong. But I’m fairly certain the patient info matches her info and it looks like she has orders for some pretty standard bloodwork.

The only interesting thing here is that the physician (or whoever wrote this) included a test for pemphigoid antibodies. Prior to 5min ago, I had no idea what that was but it appears to test for a condition called “bulbous pemphigoid” which is a apparently a “rare skin condition causing large, fluid-filled blisters” according to google. Which makes sense given the pictures all over her IG.

What’s funny is that this condition is about 10X more rare than something like Cystic Fibrosis or even the munchie favorite, EDS, so OF COURSE this just HAS to be what’s wrong with her. Having regular ol’ EDS wasn’t special enough, so she skipped that diagnosis and went straight for something nobody has heard of. Luckily, that kind of bloodwork can’t be faked.

 

[Montage]

It can be if you’re a munchie! Or she’ll just never post results and say the doctors “couldn’t find anything” so she’ll be “tested some more”.

 

[CashMoney!]

Are there any male munchies around? Genuine question.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I scrolled through her Instagram and found this post and a few others referencing her going to Cardiff University for mental health nursing. I couldn't bear to slog through her nearly 2k posts that are mostly schlocky motivational quotes and her godawful face, so I don't know if there's anything definitive about her actually working as a nurse or not. Though her health issues apparently arose shortly before this post, and she started posting pictures in the hospital, apparently for stomach and esophageal ulcers. Funnily enough, amidst a lot of posts of alcoholic drinks and pints of ice cream.
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Edit to add this post that made me laugh.
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One more edit before I hunker down for the night--interestingly her Twitter bio says "MH nursing student" yet her Instagram bio is "MH nurse".
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Theory 1 confirmed, its probably the more common road to munching but I was kind of hoping she was one of the few who fucked up and ruined their chances of working in the medical industry and then turned to munching. They are usually more interesting.

And don't forget the call-outs on the haydurs.
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This incredibly wild story, which could be true, but sure falls into that adventures of baron munchausen category. possible i guess, with conditions as serious as a pituitary tumor and addison's disease - those are pretty nasty on the body.
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However, she did not start saying she had a pituitary tumor or addison's until well into her bleeding ulcers journey.
And, she has repeatedly said they were going to do surgery to remove it, but that doesn't appear to have happened. (sorry, no receipts, her IG is huge and I started by saving the gore for dear @Ellesse_warrior. Post your gore publicly and it's fair game to share with the like minded morbidly curious.

Trying to keep an open mind with this one, but holy wow.

And then, we have Kelly of all people liking her posts and giving her some pro-tips. Yikes.
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I am very appreciative of your screen shots. Keep them coming plz and dank yew. I wonder if Kelly is secretly fuming that Cherie found and even more rare and sooper speshul condishun than bechets. Let the battle of the skin pickers begin!

 

[Cryptozoology]

Notice how she was built like a fucking linebacker back in the day
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Then she gets half her stomach removed and a TPN
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#weightlossjourney? I guess that's one way to stop being an alcoholic porker.

Those photos of her lying on her back are giving me some serious ana-chan body checking vibes.

#malnourished for sure.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

With all the pageantry and gore and senseless surgery in this thread the first thing to leave me speechless in a long time is a tee shirt that says "not faking"

If it's on a shirt it must be true!!!


Description from the site: "I’m not faking being ill, I’m faking being well’ I’m pretty sure everyone with a chronic illness has thought this or something similar at some point in their life… When the going is tough, you’re feeling rough and someone comes up and says you look great or don’t look sick at all, it might be meant as a compliment but sometimes it’s just not what you want to hear, is it?! When you don’t have the energy to explain why you actually aren’t feeling as great as you look or if you want to subtly remind folks you aren’t well, this tee is here for you, to help state the truth and spread the word on invisible illness."

...subtly remind them

She also seems to try to play the pokemon sun & spoon edition - gotta catch them all: POTS/EDS/Fibro and now fishing for GP

Poor thing can't eat, will need a tube soon:

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Her hair is clean, yet she manages to still look grimy. That’s the real mystery, and it’s not medical.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

Meth....not even once


Ill take my late rating

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For someone who's all 'OMG RESPECT DISABLED PEOPLE' she's posting some pretty horrible and sad photos of her dying step father and some random person (likely without their permission) So dying means Falum can post someone's photo of their agonized face? I'm not going to post the photo because honestly guys it's sad.

She's only about respecting people and disabled people to get asspats and scream ablism because 'SO WOKE' but she uses dying men for fundraising.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

For someone who's all 'OMG RESPECT DISABLED PEOPLE' she's posting some pretty horrible and sad photos of her dying step father and some random person (likely without their permission) So dying means Falum can post someone's photo of their agonized face? I'm not going to post the photo because honestly guys it's sad.

She's only about respecting people and disabled people to get asspats and scream ablism because 'SO WOKE' but she uses dying men for fundraising.

These woke girls claiming disabilities has always bitch about ablism. But, they so far are the most ablest people I have ever seen. The worst of them are part of the Autism community.

 

[Pepper_OG_Lab]

Major apologises if this is bad brand new to all this

thIs person (pronouns seem to change constantly) has popped up a lot in the assistance dog groups the last few days because of the state of their Assistance dog. You don’t have to be a dog person to see the issues- I think the account has been deleted now but they defo have another account. Dogs name is eliji

it’s disgusting that these people make these dogs suffer like this just to get more arse pats and attention online

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

Major apologises if this is bad brand new to all this

thIs person (pronouns seem to change constantly) has popped up a lot in the assistance dog groups the last few days because of the state of their Assistance dog. You don’t have to be a dog person to see the issues- I think the account has been deleted now but they defo have another account. Dogs name is eliji
it’s disgusting that these people make these dogs suffer like this just to get more arse pats and attention online

I never had a dog or a pet (and don't know about pet care, animal health etc) , but even my untrained eye can see all the bones poking out and I don't think a dog is supposed to look like a skelly? Poor thing.

 

[Pepper_OG_Lab]

I never had a dog or a pet (and don't know about pet care, animal health etc) , but even my untrained eye can see all the bones poking out and I don't think a dog is supposed to look like a skelly? Poor thing.

the dog pictured is insanely skinny-that’s a Labrador. it’s not easy to make a lab that skinny without literally starving it

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

the dog pictured is insanely skinny-that’s a Labrador. it’s not easy to make a lab that skinny without literally starving it

Lab owner. Can confirm. They're incredibly food-driven. Mine would be very fat if it was up to him.
Someone needs to feed that poor baby. People who abuse animals are some of the worst people.

 

[large_farva]

our new friend is debbie downer IRL


oh and I'm a little MOTI
this bitch. I never saw a service dog in shoes until munchies started using their dogs like walkers