Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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These dumb bitches thinking because Amber figured out the secret decoder ring messages.... Although I'm quite biased, I assume she read it on the farms

TBH Reddit always looked so difficult to follow to me. Facebook groups? I decline all invites only because of the noise it invites. Those groups are ALL self-fellating shit.
 
These dumb bitches thinking because Amber figured out the secret decoder ring messages.... Although I'm quite biased, I assume she read it on the farms

TBH Reddit always looked so difficult to follow to me. Facebook groups? I decline all invites only because of the noise it invites. Those groups are ALL self-fellating shit.

Those dumb Instagram posts were all over Twitter being tweeted and retweeted and if you follow anyone who comments on ALR, you would have seen it. One of her asspatters probably told her. There's someone I come across sometimes (@Diva0Samantha) who's definitely one of them.
 
How stupid do you have to know you are to believe that Amber is an all-seeing genius pulling the strings inside every Amber discussion group and controlling the future of every subreddit?

Alright goys and gorls, here's an idea: how about we take a page from CharityLynn's journal and help these hapless homeless haydurs by setting up a Redditor Refugee Relief thread. Farmers would abstain from posting or rating posts so as not to cause any badfeels for these bitches, and they could PL to their hearts' content. It would be like having an ant farm: they diligently go about their hayding while we observe (and laugh) from behind the glass. Of course, all this assumes they could make it past the signup page :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
You can neck yourself for that, frankly.
Next you'll be unironically suggesting a Torrid try-on containment thread.
 
Reddit user FaerieLoveBird has claimed responsibility for the Amber subs getting hammered.
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So one of the "You guise are so meeeen!1!!1" types unclutched their pearls long enough to tattle on the others, then bragged about doing it on another page so that Precious Victim Amberlynn wouldn't get blamed for doing it? This shit is better than any soap opera plot written in the past five decades. Bravo, well done.
 
yeah Amberlynn is a piece of shit but she's also been through some shit too. I don't doubt that she was donating just for content and internet asspats but it's not as if she's in a position to win no matter what she tries. So what point was pettykitten trying to make, here? "Oh that charity that helped me stay alive and off the streets? Don't donate to it unless you're super duper cereal about it" What a stupid thing to gatekeep like shut the hell up.

Amberlynn bragging about donating to a homeless shelter is a pretty small price of admission for a homeless shelter to receive donations. I think most people have met someone who did some kinda charity just to flex about it. Yeah its gross but people still rely on those services anyways. I don't agree with that weird flexing but I agree with doing what you can to help others more. Especially around Christmas where there's an abundance of goods flowing and very little of it going to people who actually need shit.

why do these hoes have me defending Amberlynn I swear to god.
 
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Reposting this since now there's a thread specifically for this.
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/u/MamaFreeThinker, creator of r/Amberlynn


I wish people (not you specifically but just in general) would quit emphasizing "hulthy" food. All that does is give the fatties an excuse. It doesn't matter if you eat healthy food or absolute garbage food. All that matters is that you not eat more calories than you burn. And yes, ladies of FB and Reddit, liquid calories from Starbucks and alcohol count.

unrelated to the topic but i'm never not amazed by how high hamber's butt fat goes LIKE jesus fucking christ how does the human body become THAT distorted. Seriously, it starts in the middle of her back! Our dainty gorl be shaped like a damn duck.
 
why do these hoes have me defending Amberlynn I swear to god.

Yet, there you are. The Amberverse is a weird cyclonic place to live in. One moment, you believe her, and the next moment you are REEEEEEEE fitful rage.

Welcome, and try not to hurt yourself on the dichotomy of it all.
 
A true and honest skinny legend who proved its calories, not food, that matters:
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CNN) -- Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.

His premise: That in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most -- not the nutritional value of the food.

The premise held up: On his "convenience store diet," he shed 27 pounds in two months.

For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub's pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

His body mass index went from 28.8, considered overweight, to 24.9, which is normal. He now weighs 174 pounds.

But you might expect other indicators of health would have suffered. Not so.

Haub's "bad" cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his "good" cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.”


Simple thermodynamics! However, healthy foods tend to me more filling and if they're low calorie, you can eat bigger volumes of it. So you kinda eat more for the same calories, but feel more satisfied and don't feel the need to eat continuosly during the day.
 
unrelated to the topic but i'm never not amazed by how high hamber's butt fat goes LIKE jesus fucking christ how does the human body become THAT distorted. Seriously, it starts in the middle of her back! Our dainty gorl be shaped like a damn duck.

Lurk moar, faggot. This is the thread to talk about the truly exceptional, not a thread to be truly exceptional.
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unrelated to the topic but i'm never not amazed by how high hamber's butt fat goes LIKE jesus fucking christ how does the human body become THAT distorted. Seriously, it starts in the middle of her back! Our dainty gorl be shaped like a damn duck.
Where does your ass start then?
 
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