Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

he got fired since, from marvel too I think. no idea what he's doing now, but considering his hot takes on twitter and spergout after he was canned probably sucking another woke comany's cock or trying to go "indie" begging on patreon for shekels.





some more wendig conversation starters, can't have the thread slowing down

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"LOTR is too cisgender!" Isn't that what a lot of GOT cucks were saying?

I'm sure it's just an accident that all commercials for this shit featured literal children, the fact that you even observed in this very thread. It wasn't 20+ people, it wasn't 30+ manbabies, all ads have literal children playing with play pretend light sabers, gee I wonder why.

And I see you don't consider 13 year olds children? So 13 year olds are adults? Nigga you give too much credit to my thesis that all star war nerd faggots are pedos.

I hate to be the millionth person to say this, but kids movie shouldn't equal bad movie. Again, if these were effective kids movies, the toy sales wouldn't be drowning in a sewer.
 
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What? No they didn't.

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Neither of their hair was that much darker than Anakin's, to be honest. Kylo's is straight black.

I'll conceed Padme, I seem to remember the hue of her hair flucuated.

But Shimi is reaching, you could argue either black or a very dark brown. But that ain't no brown...

I'll bring out autistic knives on that one dork...:)

Also, to one of the posters: I seem to remember Palpatine having red hair
 
I'll conceed Padme, I seem to remember the hue of her hair flucuated.

But Shimi is reaching, you could argue either black or a very dark brown. But that ain't no brown...

I'll bring out autistic knives on that one dork...:)

Also, to one of the posters: I seem to remember Palpatine having red hair
In EU, maybe. In NU, no. Brown as can be.
 
I'll conceed Padme, I seem to remember the hue of her hair flucuated.

But Shimi is reaching, you could argue either black or a very dark brown. But that ain't no brown...

I'll bring out autistic knives on that one dork...:)

Also, to one of the posters: I seem to remember Palpatine having red hair
My hair's barely lighter than Shmi's and I'm firmly considered a brunette. That is most certainly not black hair, I think you need to check out some pictures of Asian people.
 
1100+ pages and 20.000+ posts on a forum that's not even about Star Wars is not obsessing? So what is it? And don't make me mention the niggas who post exclusively in this thread and have 1000+ posts only here and don't post in lolcow threads.

laughing and facepalming about the biggest media company fucking up the biggest media franchise for 5 years straight is obsessing now? guess all the lowcow threads are just a form of deep affection then. and fun fact: you can read other threads without posting. novel idea, I know.

The target audience for this shit are children, always has been. Not sure what your problem is, is it a faux pas to mention that you are all obsessing about a series of commercials for kids toys?

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you really need to get better material. your usual posts aren't that low effort.
 
I'll conceed Padme, I seem to remember the hue of her hair flucuated.

But Shimi is reaching, you could argue either black or a very dark brown. But that ain't no brown...

I'll bring out autistic knives on that one dork...:)

Also, to one of the posters: I seem to remember Palpatine having red hair
Uh oh... So what you're saying is that Lando cucked Han and Kylo is a mulatto?
 
Bruh I'm not "baiting". Just doing research for my anthropology class. If someone can explain to me why obsessing over Sonic or My Little Pony is autistic and lolcow material, but obsessing about Star Wars - just another franchise of children entertainment - is absolutely normal, I promise to leave this thread forever and let you sperg in peace.
In Star Wars they say the N word and they don't say it in My Little Pony or Sonic the Hedgehog (though Sonic once broke the fourth wall to call the player a faggot)
 
he got fired since, from marvel too I think. no idea what he's doing now, but considering his hot takes on twitter and spergout after he was canned probably sucking another woke comany's cock or trying to go "indie" begging on patreon for shekels.





some more wendig conversation starters, can't have the thread slowing down

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I just figure out what that horrible present-tense narration style reminds me of: someone drunkenly telling a "that happened" story in a bar.
 
And let's just take a moment to realize that Kylo Ren figured out the secret to immortality/life that Palpatine, Anakin and so many others (including Plagueis and all siths in old canon) greatly desired... It was true love's fucking kiss. That's the big answer right there according to Disney. Effectively making the whole goal and search for it anti-climactic. True love's first kiss bullshit in true Disney fashion.
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"Don't worry cousin. The secret to life is my swollen lips on yours while my big fat nose pokes your eye out."
...Wait, is that for real?
 
Disney should wait a few years and then remake the original trilogy for a new generation of kids. That's the only thing left now.

No, no, a thousand times NO! If they want to make something for a new generation of kids, than make something new themselves. Don't even have it be Star Wars but something else especially since, according to Chuck "I'm a complete douchebag" Wendig, adhering to canon is too hard. Fine! Don't adhere to it then. Make your own canon and your own story and piss off.
 
...Wait, is that for real?
Yes. We've posted all the spoilers and clips already.

The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023. For more in depth details and dialogue questions, ask @AtomicAgeBoy or @Notgoodwithusernames.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For full clips from Plan IX go here:
http://boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/3200782
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film except IX, with statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For a summary of why JJ is as much of a fuck up as KK and Rian, see page 1043.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1043#post-5731370
For the final verdict on Disney Wars and just how massively they fucked up go here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1135#post-5741522
 
No, no, a thousand times NO! If they want to make something for a new generation of kids, than make something new themselves. Don't even have it be Star Wars but something else especially since, according to Chuck "I'm a complete douchebag" Wendig, adhering to canon is too hard. Fine! Don't adhere to it then. Make your own canon and your own story and piss off.
The best we can hope for is that Disney forgets that they own SW like they did with The Muppets.
But they won't though. They paid 4 billion for this franchise.
 
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