Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[GameDevAnon]

Some notes from the cam rip:

• Klaud shows up as part of the crew in the first scene on the falcon. No explanation is given.
• Rey is introduced in the film hovering in the air, eyes closed and sitting in lotus position, while boulders swirl around her. 20 seconds later she cannot defeat a training remote with a lightsaber

• Palpatine looks like a blob fish. His third or fourth line "I have died before". Hahaha like nigga you never died that's the whole point of this POS movie

• Palpatine's mega broadcast mentioned in the opening crawl warned the Galaxy that he was going to attack all "free worlds" in 16 hours. Very nice of him to do that

-- Palpatine shoots lightning into the sky with enough power to take out the ENTIRE Rebel fleet

-- Rey then blocks this exact same lightning with a single lightsaber

 

[ln18]

If shills truly loved Rose Tico so much then I'd expect to see a lot more complaining on Twitter than I do right now.

 

[ASoulMan]

So I encountered this meme earlier

Spoken like a true shill.

 

[BSV]

This is for you boys! Ryan Johsnon style. Please clap

 

[Adamska]

In 7 she seemed at least enthusuastic and emotive...

Well in 7, you could potentially have someone do JarJar's job for him and use those holes to make a potentially decent ride. It also was notably less of a shitshow production and before Ruin decided to be a cunt and unleash the beast of a dedicated multigeneration fandom.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

I liked it.

 

[millais]

I found it surprising that in one of the earlier Mandalorian episodes, they used a Boer-style leather bandolier for outfitting the Tusken Raider on the left in this scene. Usually they use the British-style .303 leather bandoliers of WWI vintage for Star Wars costumes, since the British models are way more common and available both in terms of milsurp specimens and modern reproductions, As far as I know, there is no one selling reproduction Boer-style bandoliers in America (well, there is one guy on ebay selling Boer "Staatsartillerie" style bandoliers, but no "common" style ones, like in the Mandalorian scene), so I hope they didn't buy an actual historical example just to throw it away in a prop/costume warehouse somewhere. I have been trying in vain to get my hands on such a piece of historical Boer memorabilia, so it would be a little annoying to discover something valuable like that ended up being turned into a disposable film prop. Though on second thought, it looks to be in a good enough condition to more likely be a reproduction than a rare original in good condition.

 

[RodgerDodger]

*Nervous mumbling in hack as he realizes he can't just let some goy do the hard lifting for him now*

Literally just that.

Boyega and Isaacs have some potential too tbh; they just got dunked on harder by Ruin's decision to be a petty cunt, and they have less of it than Driver did.

I’m thinking you skipped “Pacific Rim Uprising”. Because I find I have a hard time squaring that one and “Boyega has some potential”

 

[Pissmaster]

So I encountered this meme earlier
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Spoken like a true shill.

"I don't care about other people telling me that eating Spaghetti-O's every meal is bad for me in my 40s, I grew up loving them and dammit, I still love eating them."

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Also, I always took Emperor Palpatine to either be a homosexual or non-sexual...

 

[verissimus]

Well then
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Really, I need to check the audience reviews to see how new these accounts are to get an idea. Wouldn't be fucking surprised since they had fake reviews for Star Wars Resistance.

You know I actually had a feeling the audience score might be higher (and not just because that number may consist only of people that just consume everything Hollywood produces). I mean, how else do these movies keep getting made?

 

[Agarathium1066]

"I don't care about other people telling me that eating Spaghetti-O's every meal is bad for me in my 40s, I grew up loving them and dammit, I still love eating them."

Spaghetti-os are a vast improvement over the culinary equivalent of Rise of Skywalker. Which I assume is Spaghetti-os eaten from out of a recently used airsickness bag.

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

Saw the movie and

 

[Beardfish]

I found it surprising that in one of the earlier Mandalorian episodes, they used a Boer-style leather bandolier for outfitting the Tusken Raider on the left in this scene. Usually they use the British-style .303 leather bandoliers of WWI vintage for Star Wars costumes, since the British models are way more common and available both in terms of milsurp specimens and modern reproductions, As far as I know, there is no one selling reproduction Boer-style bandoliers in America (well, there is one guy on ebay selling Boer "Staatsartillerie" style bandoliers, but no "common" style ones, like in the Mandalorian scene), so I hope they didn't buy an actual historical example just to throw it away in a prop/costume warehouse somewhere. I have been trying in vain to get my hands on such a piece of historical Boer memorabilia, so it would be a little annoying to discover something valuable like that ended up being turned into a disposable film prop. Though on second thought, it looks to be in a good enough condition to more likely be a reproduction than a rare original in good condition.

This is an incredibly insightful post that is yet somewhat undone by a logical conclusion at the end lol.

 

[fuckass]

Mark Hamill (like if you agree)

 

[icecait]

Boyega is an ugly monkey with no talent. How is this nigger in any movie? I couldn't make it past 10 minutes in this because that ape was on the screen 90% of the time. Throw in cringe inducing dialogue (think the your momma joke from the previous "movie,") Rey continuing to Mary Sue it up, and I'm done with this series.

 

[fuckass]

Replace onionboy with star wars

 

[Old Man Mario]

@GeneralFriendliness, according to Doomcock, there’s been reports of empty seats. Is this true or accurate?

So did Doomcock go to the film? I'm betting he took off his mask and went and had an angry fap.

I need prayers, fellow Kiwis. I am going tonight, and I don't see Joel and the bots anywhere.

Funny story. Stole that gif from the Mary sue.

Well, we did have that guy in the thread whose friend was a consultant for Lucasfilm.

He said they were intentionally tanking the merchandise so Disney could get better deals....

It seems like they are moving away from Hasbro and replacing them with Mattel...

Mattel lost their boys dc superhero license. They're hurting. I'd bet they'd do anything for a property that could make up for that loss.

So has it been confirmed that Matt Smith has been cut out of the film entirely? If so, what a lucky break for him.

Still gets a (presumably) massive pay day, without his reputation being saddled to what surely would have been one of the worst parts of a godawful movie.

Poor guy. He was in that shit Genysis movie and it sucked too. Has he been in any movie that hasn't blown dick? Shame DR Who sucks now. Met the guy. Nice dude.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Which is the better movie? Star Wars IX or Star Wars Christmas Special

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

So I encountered this meme earlier
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Spoken like a true shill.

"Me when I shut my brain off and consume product and get excited to consume next product."