Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Iwasamwillbe]

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He really should've gone with the 'TLJ is good because it makes big brains like me feel smrt' route lmao

>Not what I fucking said dummy

Someone ask this self-important faggot what did he fucking say.

 

[Shield Breaker]

So why didn't Rey resurrect Ben before his counter expired?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

In front of me in the screening was a mom and her two 6-10yr olds. When Ben rezzed Rey and then they kissed the mom whispered loudly to her daughter, "Ohhh, now they're going to have kids!"

Cue Ben dying.

Wait this scene makes me confused but came to a revelation

Did JJ seriously do a hack move and make Kylo save Rey with the power of love

 

[GameDevAnon]

So why didn't Rey resurrect Ben before his counter expired?

It would have been hilarious if they had done like a ping-pong match where they keep force healing each other and then dying for like 15 minutes. That would have at least been entertaining to watch.

 

[icecait]

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Is it just me, or does something seem really fishy about this rotten tomatoes score? 88% audience approval. Now I know they've rigged the entire system, but even after that, it seems suspiciously high.

They changed the system after Captain Marvel. Audience scores are no longer to be trusted.

 

[Love Machine]

Wait this scene makes me confused but came to a revelation

Did JJ seriously do a hack move and make Kylo save Rey with the power of love

power of THE FORCE, retard......

 

[verissimus]

>Not what I fucking said dummy

Someone ask this self-important faggot what did he fucking say.

Why? He didn't say anything intelligible to begin with.

@icecait yeah they did. It's weird. I think there was some verification system for the audience score which is ridiculous because this time around the critics have reamed this movie. Guess they'll have to manipulate their scores in the future.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So why didn't Rey resurrect Ben before his counter expired?

For the same reason Rose wouldn't let Jack on the raft even though there was plenty of room.

 

[School of Fish]

So why didn't Rey resurrect Ben before his counter expired?

Because he's a fucking WHITE MALE!

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

So, how fucking gay is episode 9?

Like Rip Taylor gay? Boy George gay?

 

[Dom Cruise]

For the same reason Rose wouldn't let Jack on the raft even though there was plenty of room.

I thought it was because their combined weight would make the raft sink?

 

[Shield Breaker]

So, how fucking gay is episode 9?

Like Rip Taylor gay? Boy George gay?

Brianna Wu gay.

 

[Jaimas]

Which is the better movie? Star Wars IX or Star Wars Christmas Special

Holiday Special. It's not even a contest.

Bea Arthur section alone makes it worthwhile and if anything the camp of the Holiday Special makes it charming in its own stupid way. It's not setting out to intentionally ruin anything or tell the fans they're stupid for caring about it. It's an innocent well-intentioned but extremely stupid special whose fuck-ups only become more endearing over time.

Also even if you accept everything in it as canon, the most damage it does is acknowledging that an incarnation of Jefferson Starship exists in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Brianna Wu gay.

So, it's pretending not to be gay, but it's super gay?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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More like Fat Commie.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I thought it was because their combined weight would make the raft sink?

No, she was just a bitch.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It would have been hilarious if they had done like a ping-pong match where they keep force healing each other and then dying for like 15 minutes. That would have at least been entertaining to watch.

I think that if they wanted a crazier ending, a Deus Ex Machina should have appeared out of nowhere and turned back time to the end of Episode VI and everything was forced to start all over.

 

[Saxxon]

88%? It has to be delusional fanboys or shills for free or not, I refuse to accept this but then again some friends are genuinely exited for this piece of crap.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I think that if they wanted a crazier ending, a Deus Ex Machina should have appeared out of nowhere and turned back time to the end of Episode VI and everything was forced to start all over.

Honestly, the movie was so terrible they should have just done the ending where Rey time travelled back to the past and became Shmi Skywalker after being knocked up by Kylo.