حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

You weren't being an active participant. You wanted everything about you, which you can't fuckin do in a round Robin you dumb bitch.

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

 

[Shiala]

Because I realized I was being punk'd the moment he retconned the story.

What? Did you not pay attention to what was written at all?

You had your own bias in mind and completely ignored what's a common way to handle partnered roles in writing or acting: The "Yes, and..." mentality. You had your own desires you absolutely had to play out.

 

[Ariel]

Connor can you tell us more about your new book?

 

[Hat]

Because I realized I was being punk'd the moment he retconned the story.

She retconned the story because you decided to suddenly introduce some Illuminati-esque militia group dedicated to killing you for no reason.

 

[Golly]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

You were writing a story about yourself to blow off steam and feed your ego. In a round robin/improv situation, that's like being a selfish lover. Meowthkip needed something to drive her to continue writing as well.

 

[BriarHeart]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

I disagree. Building a story involves advancing the plot and gradually heightening conflict and tension so as to engage the reader and hold their interest throughout the story. How did your contributions advance the plot? Am I missing something?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

Right, but you were ignoring that Meowthkip was trying to write a story that made sense, too. A round robin is 50/50. Why would that translate to you being punk'd?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

It might have been better to try to make a story both of you could enjoy, Connor. Maybe that's not your style of writing, but it never hurt to branch out, you know? A good writer has to have an expansive toolkit to draw from. Limiting yourself is like trying to write a song using only the E string on a guitar.

 

[Shiala]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

I'd love to know what part of your part of the story made sense.

Why bring up your mother and her "hypochondriac" issues? Why bring up the Kiwi Farms? Why bring up "Trace" out of nowhere. The entire story, if you let it, could have been kept inside your room between two characters: yourself and the mysterious being. Or it could've expanded into a world if you let it flow properly.

 

[Arkangel]

I was trying to build a story with @Meowthkip that made sense.

Where's that resume? I'm getting hungry.

 

[Dalish]

@Connor how do you expect to do jack shit in your life if you make everything about you? How can you expect to be a writer when anything outside of your specific parameters makes you squirm? When are you Gonna finish your book?

 

[Connor Bible]

Don't get smart with me, guys. I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time? What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress? You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

 

[BriarHeart]

@Connor how do you expect to do jack shit in your life if you make everything about you? How can you expect to be a writer when anything outside of your specific parameters makes you squirm? When are you Gonna finish your book?

Connor's Life Plan (Abridged):
Step 1: Call yourself a writer
Step 2: Post on several forums for years about your "novel" and why it's so deep and revolutionary and genre-busting, srsly u guise
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Where's that resume? I'm getting hungry.

Spoiler

That reminds me! @Connor, I got my resume finished and applied to a pretty big company in my area. I actually had a bit of help from one of the company's junior VPs on getting it even better. Are you proud of me? please say yes

 

[Arkangel]

I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

Not when you're taking ONE CLASS at a time. Do you plan on earning your associates when you 35?

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Don't get smart with me, guys. I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time? What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress? You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

Then leave the forums. We've said it before.

 

[Dalish]

Don't get smart with me, guys. I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time? What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress? You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

You wanna call us sociopaths? Who stalked a girl irl? Who pathologically lies as he breathes to try and cover his ass? Who said he hates all blacks because a black girl cut him off in line once?

 

[Hat]

What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time?

Results.

I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass.

Good.

I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

Then why are you here?

 

[Connor Bible]

Then leave the forums. We've said it before.

But even if I do leave, you'll still be cyberstalking me and posting in this thread.

 

[Stalin]

Connor you're in one class. I'm at 16 credit hours, have been for the past 3 semesters. I work too. Volunteer. It's not a big accomplishment to do one class at a time. Hell, my best friend is in community college. She was taking 5 classes too.