Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Yellow Yam Scam said:
white people can't behave
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HA! Hilarious! Though, I'm pretty damn sure that the women screeching are just butthurt that their hottie Kylo died. lol.

By the way, I've noticed that even a lot of the weirdo Reylo shippers are really unhappy. Many of them have said that they'd sacrifice the ship being canon for Ben Solo surviving.

Not that I'm a Reylo shipper (far from it), but Ben dying has got to be the most predictable shit ever. At least a really large amount of the Reylo shippers freely admit that they'd prefer good and fresh storytelling over their ship becoming canon. Gotta respect that a little bit, I think.

A lot of Last Jedi apologists are hating on Rise of Skywalker because of how it "backtracks" the interesting character development of Kylo Ren. These people are delusional. The Last Jedi did present something potentially interesting with Kylo Ren ... Only to backtrack it in the very same movie! The Last Jedi essentially says "Fuck it, Kylo is the new Darth Vader of this trilogy. We made you think we were doing something else, but nevermind! Tricked you again! *insert Rian Johnson garden gnome laugh here*"

The Last Jedi was derivative and uninspired before The Rise of Skywalker was. Both movies get equal amounts of shit from me, as far as I'm concerned.
 
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Spoonge said:
Havent watched the Mandalorian yet but holy fuck this music is good. The theme music came up on my recommended list and I love the woodwind/bass combo.

Actual new styles of music in Star Wars. I never thought I'd see anything beyond John Williams rehashes ever again.
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You're gonna love it. It's an homage to Lone Wolf and Cub, Shane, Sergio Leone films, and Seven Samurai. There's even a practically shot for shot remake of the training the villagers scene in Seven Samurai in one of the episodes. From the setpieces to the music to the cinematography it's a work of pure craftsmanship with only a few tonally inconsistent scenes.
 
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Thought you guys want to know TROS got B+ cinemascore rating from the audience which is the lowest rating ever for a Star Wars movie and definitely not a good sign for the box office.

I'm keeping track of the box office news but it's pretty hard to predict where it's headed I think people will have an accurate estimate maybe in 7-8 days. It might go bellow 1 billion or it might make 1.2 billion as best case / worst case scenarios so far.
 
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Tsusaba109 said:
Thought you guys want to know TROS got B+ cinemascore rating from the audience which is the lowest rating ever for a Star Wars movie and definitely not a good sign for the box office.

I'm keeping track of the box office news but it's pretty hard to predict where it's headed I think people will have an accurate estimate maybe in 7-8 days. It might go bellow 1 billion or it might make 1.2 billion as best case / worst case scenarios so far.
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It's a weird time we live in where a movie making slightly less than a billion dollars is considered a bad thing for the studio.
 
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PeeveTheSheev said:
Ironic; not even the mighty Kylo Ren can survive a close encounter with a Xenomorph.

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To the delight of virgin 40 year old women everywhere.

King Dead said:
About the only thing I can think of that isn't stereotypically Mary Sue is that she doesn't have every single male character falling in love with her. But considering how little of a part anyone else played in these movies, I guess that makes sense.
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No, Kylo, Finn and Poe are all shown at different parts of these films to have a crush on her.


Saxxon said:
I interrupt this thread to remind you that you must CONSUME
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what a weak punchline. guy just talks about a bad film with plausible concerns but cuck comes over and is all "WELL THESE MOVIES ARE OLD SO THEY CAN BE BAD so THERE" Ive heard better takes on tumblr.

also rob walker must digest only soy, christ what an insufferable cuck.
 
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A lot of people tend to ignore the context of the original trilogy, the period had a far greater emphasis on actual goddamn movies and even fun action romps had a far greater variety to them. If you look at the 70's releases it was very much a high age for cinema and Star wars is part of that, although sliding into the 80's it becomes more and more about the big blockbuster in the 80's-90's but cinema has a lot of variety to them, you had stuff like the matrix (actual sci-fi) and Terminator (horror) showing real variety in action movies. pushing into the 10's movies things are getting saturated by heavy effects grand spectacle franchises movies/or remakes in the form of marvel and people trying to imitate marvel. You're talking about a cinema world where their's a bare minimum of 3 soft sci-fi opera's a year and that's before you ad a star wars into the mix.

And if everyone is star wars-no one is.

This is to say nothing of the decades obsession with digging up concluded series to try and make them franchises.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
A lot of people tend to ignore the context of the original trilogy, the period had a far greater emphasis on actual goddamn movies and even fun action romps had a far greater variety to them. If you look at the 70's releases it was very much a high age for cinema, this trend diminishes over the 80's-90's but cinema has a lot of variety to them, you had stuff like the matrix and Terminator showing real variety in action movies. pushing into the 10's movies things are getting saturated by heavy effect grand spectacle franchises movies/or remakes in the form of marvel and people trying to imitate marvel. You're talking about a cinema world where their's a bare minimum of 3 soft sci-fi opera's a year and that's before you ad a star wars into the mix.

And if everyone is star wars-no one is.
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Oh absolutely. That's another thing - why is everything nowadays a remake or a sequel or a franchise? Look at what's out right now - The Ruse of Skywanker (sequel), Cats (remake), Jumanji 2 (sequel), Little Women (remake). Why does nobody have any originality any more? Even an adaptation of something different would be good.

Even the mid 2000s was a good era for film. In 2005-6 I went up the cinema every week and saw something different every time and more often than not it was good. Okay, so Capote literally bored me to sleep but Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Serenity, Corpse Bride, North Country, Brokeback Mountain, Lust Caution, all are worth watching or re-watching IMO. And people went to see them as well.

Nowadays? Fucking comic book shite all the fucking time.
 
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