Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

I just couldn't stop thinking about Jake's tweet.

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With apologies to David Allen Coe, this is my small Christmas gift to all Jake thread watchers.

Well, it was all
That I could do to keep from cryin'
The players all abandoned my campaign
But you don't have to call me girly ... girly
You never even called me by my name

You don't have to call me Violet Hargrave
And you don't have to call me gamer girl
And you don't have to call me Anastasia ... anymore ...
Even when I give my brand-new skirt a twirl

And I'll Googleshng as long as you will let me
And I'll always take a whole day to explain
But you don't have to call me girly, girly
You never even called me by my name

Well, I've heard my name
A few times in your CON logs
And I've seen it on the tweets that I report
But the only time you'll rally
To say Jacob Lawrence Alley
Is when dear Zoe makes me queen consort

So I will Googleshng as long as you will let me
And I will tell you how I always will abstain,
But you don't have to call me girly, girly
You never even called me by my name

Well, a friend of mine named Arthur Chu wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect queer & transgender song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect queer & transgender song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about euphoria
Or porn, or bras, or anime, or vidya games.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect queer & transgender song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here

Well, I was gaming and got euphoric about a loli
And my wrist started hurting from the strain
But before I could get to Pornhub in my pushup bra
I got distracted by a subtweet chain...

And I'll Googleshng as long as you will let me
And I never minded sounding so inane
But you don't have to call me girly, girly
You never even called me
Well, I wonder why you don't call me?
Chelsea, why don't you ever call me by my name?
 
He replies to (and retweets) her rants quite a bit but she rarely ever pays attention to him unless he talks board game lore shit. Even Bex replies to Jake more often. I find Bex to actually be weirdly nice to Jake, especially for her.

Don't be fooled Jake! We're your only family now.

edit: he's back from Star Wars and his big thoughts are... on... JESSE SINGAL
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"GRS results in the same exact configurations of the same tissues cis people have"
 
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Why Jake, that's nothing to be ashamed of! Are you shaming sex workers?‽
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m'lady
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RAARGGGH NAZI NOTCH
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he's been on about this for months
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best part, lol, today in things that never happened
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Jake is a dumb-ass as usual. His smoking gun is that he almost started making a game based on a clichéd joke, then someone beat him to it, and because he did absolutely nothing about it the system is broken so computer code must be perfectly fine to steal despite all the court cases saying otherwise.

The code wasn't stolen either, it was released by mistake, plus it was not even in the same language as Minecraft is written in.
 
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I literally googled "did Notch steal Minecraft from Zach Barth," found a Zach Barth reddit AMA and he had this to say:

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Even had Minecraft been based on his source code, Barth himself acknowledges he would never have made the game Notch made because Notch had ideas for the game completely different than anything Barth envisioned. There's also no evidence Notch even used Barth's source code, but Barth himself recognizes Minecraft was not like his game except in certain shallow cosmetic ways. Barth seems to have no ill-will since he realizes nothing was actually stolen from him by Notch. This is more akin to Fortnite being "inspired" by PubG-ish battle royale games than theft of any kind.

Minecraft was stolen in the same way that Jake is a woman.
 

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"The first version of minecraft... was announced like, that day... he kinda lost interest in the project (I've been there)"

Yeah, Jake, you've been there. Someone "stole" your game (i.e. did a better job of developing and marketing a non=-unique idea) and that's the reason you're a NEET who spends 16 hours tweeting about nonsense instead of contributing anything to society or family. Just like this Zach guy who... realized that the one game wasn't really going to work and went on to create multiple subsequent games that have been bought (and positively reviewed) by thousands. He also maintains a successful business with an office and employees instead of a defunct LLC with a grandiose title. His twitter appears relatively normal.

Imagine what it must be like to learn from a setback.
 
We should also remember that Jake's game Redshirt that he could never find anyone to playtest was also stolen and released by someone else as Redshirts and the super famous artist that Jake commissioned likely was the culprit.

edit: lmao he literally says "yon events"
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for memories...because I love how he reveals he actually didn't do anything and how much of the "voice" is the same as our beloved SGG:
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Re: Minecraft
"The first version of minecraft... was announced like, that day... he kinda lost interest in the project (I've been there)"

Yeah, Jake, you've been there. Someone "stole" your game (i.e. did a better job of developing and marketing a non=-unique idea) and that's the reason you're a NEET who spends 16 hours tweeting about nonsense instead of contributing anything to society or family. Just like this Zach guy who... realized that the one game wasn't really going to work and went on to create multiple subsequent games that have been bought (and positively reviewed) by thousands. He also maintains a successful business with an office and employees instead of a defunct LLC with a grandiose title. His twitter appears relatively normal.

Imagine what it must be like to learn from a setback.
No shit, grandiose title. I guess it was supposed to be a joke, but like all Jake "jokes" they leave something to be desired. His enormous ego and massive sense of entitlement make "World Domination" sound a lot less satirical.
 
MASK OFF NAZI, he's even getting lazy in this
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"does he still have defenders?"

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MASK OFF NAZI CONTENT:
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TERFs are so common that they were responsible for a 10% swing away from Labour between the last two elections. TERFs also appear to be primarily concentrated in Wales and working class northern English constituencies which makes sense since TERFs are well known for their involvement in blue collar labor in Welsh mining towns.

Jesse Singal's transformation from anti-gamergate liberal culture warrior to crypto-Nazi transphobic slaughterer of non-binary children in a scant 4 years has been wonderful to watch.
 
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If only it were possible to collate your best writings into a file and send it to people.

It's not that Jake can't afford a website. It's that he's too lazy to maintain one.
It's not that Jake can't afford a website, it's that he has nothing to put in it.

What could a Violet Hargrave portfolio include except a link to Patreon? Even Jake Alley had more to show for himself than that, but as Jake Alley is 100% not Violet Hargrave, he now has nothing at all.
 
Even had Minecraft been based on his source code, Barth himself acknowledges he would never have made the game Notch made because Notch had ideas for the game completely different than anything Barth envisioned. There's also no evidence Notch even used Barth's source code, but Barth himself recognizes Minecraft was not like his game except in certain shallow cosmetic ways. Barth seems to have no ill-will since he realizes nothing was actually stolen from him by Notch. This is more akin to Fortnite being "inspired" by PubG-ish battle royale games than theft of any kind.

Minecraft was stolen in the same way that Jake is a woman.

This is Jake reasoning backwards. Notch is bad, therefore everything he does must be bad. If he has had success it must be in some way unearned such as being successful on the back of stolen code, because someone who is bad cannot do good things. The facts of the case are irrelevant because Jake knows Notch's character. It's the same line of "reasoning" that makes all of Jake's enemies Nazis and pedos.
 
This is Jake reasoning backwards. Notch is bad, therefore everything he does must be bad. If he has had success it must be in some way unearned such as being successful on the back of stolen code, because someone who is bad cannot do good things. The facts of the case are irrelevant because Jake knows Notch's character. It's the same line of "reasoning" that makes all of Jake's enemies Nazis and pedos.
Jake's just following standard troon/SJW behaviour by doing this. You can see it happening with JK Rowling now, where all of a sudden all these people are saying her books are transphobic, racist, anti-semitic, makes a joke out of slavery, and on and on and on. All complaints they have totally had for years and aren't just bringing up because she's being canceled and so they can no longer love their YA bible.

There's only black and white thinking allowed. All good or all evil, no exceptions, no grey. Jake's just gone so far into it that he even thinks that claiming grey exists is the same as being evil.
 
Jake's just following standard troon/SJW behaviour by doing this. You can see it happening with JK Rowling now, where all of a sudden all these people are saying her books are transphobic, racist, anti-semitic, makes a joke out of slavery, and on and on and on. All complaints they have totally had for years and aren't just bringing up because she's being canceled and so they can no longer love their YA bible.

There's only black and white thinking allowed. All good or all evil, no exceptions, no grey. Jake's just gone so far into it that he even thinks that claiming grey exists is the same as being evil.

The funny part being where she was a darling of the left and LGB(not T) for injecting sexuality into the books after they were written by talking about how Dumbledore was gay. It's never enough, Rowling, better make Harry troon out in an alternative timeline for a play.
 
The funny part being where she was a darling of the left and LGB(not T) for injecting sexuality into the books after they were written by talking about how Dumbledore was gay. It's never enough, Rowling, better make Harry troon out in an alternative timeline for a play.

Jake can help with this plot development, Ms. Rowling. He has been working on a magic potion that, when rubbed between yon thighs, will turn even the most behemoth of neck-beard attic dwellers into a pretty princess animu girl.

Edit: I accidently quoted Tragi chan in my initial post. That portion has been deleted.
 
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