Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

He's blithered enough the past couple weeks on social media about his daughter being "kidnapped."

He's sat on his ass and done nothing. Apparently so has she so neither of them look particularly great, but the status quo isn't changing until a court does it and as it is, she has physical custody and the right to it. It is not "kidnapping." It would actually be kidnapping if he attempted to interfere with it.

 

[Twinkie]

He goes on about his daughter but I don't believe for a second that he wants to be the primary caregiver of that child, nor is he capable.

 

[repentance]

don't believe for a second that he wants to be the primary caregiver of that child, nor is he capable.

That will be wife number three's job.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

"My life is in shambles and my estranged soon to be ex wife drained my bank account, I think spending 50 dollars on a dozen bagels seems pretty pragmatic!"

Why would he admit to ordering food several times off of this site? Everything on it is expensive as fuck lmao

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Even DSP wouldn't pay that much for mail order food that wasn't meat.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

They misspelled "muffaletta". This is a travesty!

 

[Bees]

Jaylen is the middle daughter

She won't even have to change her name when she troons out.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

LOWT IS EBEGGING FOR REAL NOW.
Definitely DO NOT ask uncomfortable questions about his personal life in the stream chat!

 

[Marissa Moira]

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"My life is in shambles and my estranged soon to be ex wife drained my bank account, I think spending 50 dollars on a dozen bagels seems pretty pragmatic!"

Why would he admit to ordering food several times off of this site? Everything on it is expensive as fuck lmao

Elegant Farmers sells their shit at Stew Leonards for much cheaper than that.

 

[fenny]

What a faggot.

 

[Ghostse]

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LOWT IS EBEGGING FOR REAL NOW.
Definitely DO NOT ask uncomfortable questions about his personal life in the stream chat!

Help help I need money for legal fees.
I am making ten thousand dollars a month, I don't have money for a lawyer. There is only enough money in the budget for pies that cost $50. I'm currently making only enough money for 100 pies, if I don't get money soon I won't be able to have a pie every day.

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"My life is in shambles and my estranged soon to be ex wife drained my bank account, I think spending 50 dollars on a dozen bagels seems pretty pragmatic!"

Why would he admit to ordering food several times off of this site? Everything on it is expensive as fuck lmao

Lowtax no longer gets to be mad about bringing up mangosteen.
CLICK MY LINKS! EAT $50 PIE!

 

[Shield Breaker]

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"My life is in shambles and my estranged soon to be ex wife drained my bank account, I think spending 50 dollars on a dozen bagels seems pretty pragmatic!"

Why would he admit to ordering food several times off of this site? Everything on it is expensive as fuck lmao

I am pretty sure that he is getting paid to advertise it. He probably never orders from there because he would have to cut into the wine and pills budget if he did.

 

[Null]

lowtax (tm) brand entertainment
"produce content or receive penalty of agony"

 

[WeWuzFinns]

His wife must've gotten creeped out by him always watching her getting fucked by her BF. He should mail order shemale next time. I'm sure he won't really care who does the fucking while he watches, after all drugs will numb his mind.

 

[Spunt]

If I had Fuck You money I would give Lowtax an offer he couldn't refuse for SA then proudly inform them of their new Kiwi overlord, just to watch the entire site have a seizure.

Then the avatar changes would start.

 

[Clark Kent]

I've decided Uwe Boll's beatdown was the initial reason for Kyanka's neck problems. Adds another layer of fun to this madness.

 

[Remove Goat]

lowtax (tm) brand entertainment
"produce content or receive penalty of agony"

The content is agonizing, tho

 

[Judge Holden]

If I had Fuck You money I would give Lowtax an offer he couldn't refuse for SA then proudly inform them of their new Kiwi overlord, just to watch the entire site have a seizure.

Then the avatar changes would start.

Nigga from the sounds of it, sufficient "Fuck You money" to bribe Lowtax would be a soggy ten dollar bill and a tote bag full of turnips

 

[Ilmseil]

Turnips are quite expensive these days sir

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

If I had Fuck You money I would give Lowtax an offer he couldn't refuse for SA then proudly inform them of their new Kiwi overlord, just to watch the entire site have a seizure.

Then the avatar changes would start.

One goon recently announced he's winding up with Fuck You money, though his plan for spending it has nothing to do with Something Awful.

Unless Lowtax's house can be cheaply snatched up and converted into a nigger hive.