Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[TheClappening]

I just imagined MBA trying to aim an arrow at Nick's kids, then tripping and getting stabbed by the arrow's back or tip

Has to be the back. It's one thing to stab yourself with a sharp arrowhead. It's another thing to stab yourself with a blunt stick.

 

[Bender]

MBA would trip on a crack in the sidewalk, fall, cry, and then threaten the crack

Right now I don't think you're in any position to smack talk people, since at least two people on this forum are waiting to hear your... "beautiful" singing voice.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

<Shane>

Called it.


Would bet my left nut this was done by Shane or someone he knew.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Right now I don't think you're in any position to smack talk people, since at least two people on this forum are waiting to hear your... "beautiful" singing voice.

It's coming and it'll arrive faster than the transcripts.

I just needed to not be sick.
Then I can begin to torture everyone ❤❤❤

 

[AnOminous]

MBA would trip on a crack in the sidewalk, fall, cry, and then threaten the crack

I think you mean smoke the crack.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Right now I don't think you're in any position to smack talk people, since at least two people on this forum are waiting to hear your... "beautiful" singing voice.

So you and who else is trying to get at this dude?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Shame is just here because... He likes it?

Shane is here because he's absolutely desperate for attention. It's why he stuck his stupid fucking nose into this originally, and why he went on Nick's show etc. The problem is Shane is actually an irrelevant faggot whose only seeming value was he was putting himself out there as the face of the issue, but once people who have theoretically more relevance to the issue turned up, like """""law""""" twitter, they started taking away all his attention, and the asspats that go with it. That's why he comes here, because we're the only people who will give him the attention he desperately needs.

Think about that for a second. Imagine how utterly depressing your life must be; how pathetically desperate you'd have to be to willingly come to the farms to get called a sped and a child groomer, just because that's better than not even being talked to at all.

 

[HighwayStar]

Shane is here because he's absolutely desperate for attention. It's why he stuck his stupid fucking nose into this originally, and why he went on Nick's show etc. The problem is Shane is actually an irrelevant faggot whose only seeming value was he was putting himself out there as the face of the issue, but once people who have theoretically more relevance to the issue turned up, like """""law""""" twitter, they started taking away all his attention, and the asspats that go with it. That's why he comes here, because we're the only people who will give him the attention he desperately needs.

Think about that for a second. Imagine how utterly depressing your life must be; how pathetically desperate you'd have to be to willingly come to the farms to get called a sped and a child groomer, just because that's better than not even being talked to at all.

Shane is usually here either for attention or to deflect us from something that didn’t go as planned for his side.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I think you mean smoke the crack.

You mean he'd threaten to get the crack's family killed using his gang connections.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

You mean he'd threaten to get the crack's family killed using his gang connections.

Do they have nerf guns with arrow tips grafted on the head of the fake bullets?

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One, why didn’t you drop by KF this past weekend to take your weekly verbal ass pounding?

That makes him our official Leonard F. Shaner 2.0. Without the railroad foaming or diaper shitting. Zeitgeist would be proud.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.

How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.
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How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

I've seen people in outright poverty that take better care of themselves and take pride in their shit.

That's just embarrassing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.
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How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

Remember, Shane makes more money than Vic or any of us combined. I'm starting to think that's a basement suite with how terrible that kitchen is in terms of size.

 

[Bender]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.
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How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

I like to imagine he's also wearing an ankle tag, just for good measure.

 

[Garm]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.
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How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

Is that a mini stove?

Edit: It's a play stove.

 

[Riperoni6]

I'm checking out the video out of boredom and some cheap yucks, and I've noticed that we had a red flag from the very start that this was going to be a very special stream. We knew from the very beginning, the very first minute alone, just how unprofessional Shane was being.
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How appropriate that the first impression of Shane we get is his nasty-ass chair, feet, and kitchen space.

Fuck man. Who fucking puts there computer in there kitchen?! That's like the last place to ever put a computer

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Is that a mini stove?

Edit: It's a play stove.

He has to have something to both interest children and train them for future service.

 

[MadPanda]

He has to have something to both interest children and train them for future service.

He could always get an easy bake oven.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

He could always get an easy bake oven.

That's his current child bride.