Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Gotta give credit she is an attention whore who does not even seem to show holes.
 
No ones forcing you my dude, you can leave whenever you want, but we will call you a fag for not giving more pics

Honestly though at this point its been confirmed she has been cheating possibly the entire relationship, she has been abusing helmet and her friends, and she has done nothing but lie constantly about everything, going as far as to lie about the blackmail to try and get out of her mess. Why do you care about what she thinks or anything at this point?
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what can I say except yikes....................
 
Guys, when does it, end? When can I finally rest? do I even wanna dig up more? What the god damn fuck is even happening anymore this thread flipped the other direction from sus hit jobs to she actually did shit.

Guys, when does it, end? When can I finally rest? do I even wanna dig up more? What the god damn fuck is even happening anymore this thread flipped the other direction from sus hit jobs to she actually did shit.

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Like I said to the other guy, you’re the one who decided to participate in this thread. You’re closer to this eldritch horror than we are. I thank you for the m.ilk you’ve provided thus far, and you can stop and we’ll call you a faggot, but you put yourself in this situation dude. You made the choice to post all this here, no matter if you call it justice, clearing Smug’s name to help her, etc.
 
@SinglePlayerCarl did say they were living together I think.

Smug lives in an apartment near her family, and Kabuto's attending college.

His plan was to move in with her after he came back because at the time before, she was closer.

But after all the revelations I just caught up on, I need Kouji to grow a set and fucking walk.


She’s really trying to be that one fat tiddy autistic girl on twitter. Cope with the small tits, Smug.

Viresence is actually a mutual too. So much for "winning the genetic lottery", Lauren.

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a final answer to ensure that I'm trustworthy

yes

My point still stands, this sets Lauren firmly on the hot/crazy scale.

Kouji needs to sprint -- not run -- away. I've been down this rabbit hole before, and it ends up right about here at infidelity and heartbreak.

oh shit
what was the post you sent him?

Those would be the DMs I was notified and tipped off about last night.

Also, and I cannot stress it enough -- I'm so far beyond disgusted, it's not even funny.
 
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I spent the last two hours of my life reading this entire thread and all I can say is:
Holy
Fucking
SHIT!
While I expected just a simple thread about a Twitter drama whore exploded into an autistic nuclear firebomb of bullshit, leakers, GOTIS, e-whoring, e-cucking, actual cucking, drama, Internet slapfights, ERP, a suicide attempt, a legion of white knights, possible blackmail, gay ops, lies, a dead romantic relationship, multiple red herrings, possible IRL images turned into actual IRL images, lewds, multiple autistic Internet groups, a dead social media site, possible child porn, and other crazy shit wrapped up into an autistic weapon that has surpassed Metal Gear in several magnitudes. This entire thread is my Tears in the Rain moment. Now I need a priest to bless my shower and a bottle of Everclear.
 
don't send them to a therapist together. they don't need couples therapy.

parker/kouji/helmet/whoever the fuck needs to leave. he needs to run as far the fuck away as possible.
helmets family and lorys family is gonna force it and I'm gonna force it I told them they could break up after its over but they both need help and as much has happened they need to do it together and be honest with each other.
 
don't send them to a therapist together. they don't need couples therapy.

parker/kouji/helmet/whoever the fuck needs to leave. he needs to run as far the fuck away as possible.

Petition to open a kickstarter to get Kouji laid by a call girl, or a mail-order bride that'll like him more than Lauren.

He needs to get her out of his system, immediately.

helmets family and lorys family is gonna force it and I'm gonna force it I told them they could break up after its over but they both need help and as much has happened they need to do it together and be honest with each other.

I'm wondering how he hasn't jumped a bridge at this point.
 
I spent the last two hours of my life reading this entire thread and all I can say is:
Holy
Fucking
SHIT!
While I expected just a simple thread about a Twitter drama whore exploded into an autistic nuclear firebomb of bullshit, leakers, GOTIS, e-whoring, e-cucking, actual cucking, drama, Internet slapfights, ERP, a suicide attempt, a legion of white knights, possible blackmail, gay ops, lies, a dead romantic relationship, multiple red herrings, possible IRL images turned into actual IRL images, lewds, multiple autistic Internet groups, a dead social media site, possible child porn, and other crazy shit wrapped up into an autistic weapon that has surpassed Metal Gear in several magnitudes. This entire thread is my Tears in the Rain moment. Now I need a priest to bless my shower and a bottle of Everclear.
I've been here since page 1 expecting this to just be a place where everyone would be making fun of her stupid neverending stream of garbage tweets and instead it just keeps habbening.
 
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