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Adamska said:
He's screaming because he needs to complete, what? A level or two?
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2 levels... it took him 2 hours because he's a master.

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PutridElephant said:
2 levels... it took him 2 hours because he's a master.

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tzgnilki said:
dave is now using save states for super mario world

auto save feature is bugged and he has been shitting on nintendo for 25 minutes

they are the laziest devs in the world because he now has to replay 2hrs of the game and use save states instead of the game auto saving for him
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JESUS HE'S PLAYING THAT AGAIN?!?

Which areas? Because his Ghost House runs were fucking atrocious; he spent so much time failing at one of them that John had to beat the game for him originally.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
So is this Phil going off and blaming Nintendo for something that is actually his fault for it not working? I don't know how save states work on whatever platform he's using for these type of things.
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What? Phil? Blame something for not working when really he did something wrong? That is crazy talk. That could never happen.

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Big shoutout to williamp25, who just announced via tip that he has paid at least $9 asking to be unbanned and included a "Sub to Soma Julius Cruz" in the $5 tip. Phil has ignored all of them.
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I'm just going to start rating every one of these paypig updates as horrifying, hope you understand.
 
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In 2018 Phil's parents allegedly:
  • Paid a couple thousand for the Darksyde wedding. Two round trip plane tickets, hotel for a few nights, rental car, meals, and fun money for Phil and Kat to go to the arcade, zoo, and get snacks.
  • $5000 for 2018 taxes
  • $??? for an exercise bike for Kat
  • Halloween decorations including an $80 plastic light up skull
  • A full QVC thanksgiving dinner spread
  • Two humidifiers
  • Cat toys for Jasper
  • A QVC glazed ham for Christmas dinner
  • An air fryer and a cook book
  • A Christmas ornament shaped as a cake with Phil and Kat's wedding date
  • A gold cat's paw ornament for Jasper
 
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Sparkletor said:
In 2018 Phil's parents allegedly:
  • Paid a couple thousand for the Darksyde wedding. Two round trip plane tickets, hotel for a few nights, rental car, meals, and fun money for Phil and Kat to go to the arcade, zoo, and get snacks.
  • $5000 for 2018 taxes
  • $??? for an exercise bike for Kat
  • Halloween decorations including an $80 plastic light up skull
  • A full QVC thanksgiving dinner spread
  • Two humidifiers
  • Cat toys for Jasper
  • A QVC glazed ham for Christmas dinner
  • An air fryer and a cook book
  • A Christmas ornament shaped as a cake with Phil and Kat's wedding date
  • A gold cat's paw ornament for Jasper
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DSP is 37, his parents over 60? He should support them, not the other way. Fuckin pathetic manbaby.
 
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Sparkletor said:
In 2018 Phil's parents allegedly:
  • Paid a couple thousand for the Darksyde wedding. Two round trip plane tickets, hotel for a few nights, rental car, meals, and fun money for Phil and Kat to go to the arcade, zoo, and get snacks.
  • $5000 for 2018 taxes
  • $??? for an exercise bike for Kat
  • Halloween decorations including an $80 plastic light up skull
  • A full QVC thanksgiving dinner spread
  • Two humidifiers
  • Cat toys for Jasper
  • A QVC glazed ham for Christmas dinner
  • An air fryer and a cook book
  • A Christmas ornament shaped as a cake with Phil and Kat's wedding date
  • A gold cat's paw ornament for Jasper
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Prince Lotor said:
Real talk though, assuming Phil's mom DID buy the couple gift items, how much fucking money are his parents actually going to have given him by the end of this year?
  • $150 to $500 for J2K's 2019 pet insurance
  • $4K that he was short on Federal Taxes (April)
  • $500+ for 2 round-trip plane tickets from Seattle to NYC (April)
  • $150 to $250 for a rental car for a week
  • $350 to $1000 for hotel rooms for a week (April)
  • $50+ for an LED Skull Halloween decoration (October)
  • $250 to $350 for Kathy's Bday present: an elliptical/exercise bike, that got returned/refunded and Kathy is just 'holding on to' the money now (September)
  • Like $100 for mail order TurkeyDay dinner (November)
  • And then there's the $1K Phil says his parents send him every December to buy himself X-mas gifts with
That's like $6,550 to $7,750, or more if there ends up being more random shit. . .or something else I forgot.
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You forgot Jasper's pet insurance, but what is that. . .2 humidifiers, Christmas Ham, ornaments, and an air fryer? That's like another $500 to $1K added to the running total? And this is what him getting "cut off financially" supposedly looks like?
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Absolutely, but do keep in mind what an unreliable narrator DSP is. Did he actually yell? Did it actually even happen at all? Who knows. The story sounds unusual though, as any college would throw you out for something like that unless the teacher was super cool/a passive little bitch who lets people walk over them.

Funny how the story basically boils down to "I didn't understand the teacher so I t.ard raged".
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My immediate reaction was to reject DSP's story because he's an absolute pussy, but then I remember that DSP is one of those Karens who love to act tahxic and tough with people he knows can't retaliate with physical force. He's a master of strongly worded, entitled as fuck emails to customer service reps/managers/representatives. He also tard-raged during a tournament that one time at the host:

 
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Imagine being a 30 something year old man and relying on your parents to pay for these basic expenses like pet insurance. I get it, people fall on hard times, but that's not what is going on here. It's DSP blatently overspending and screwing himself with bad financial decisions. He's saying that he's so broke that he cannot even afford a lot of games, the basic tools for his "business" yet he buys a fucking cat.

I feel bad for his parents. Maybe they feel like they have to support him because they spawned him, but he's never going to learn anything.
 
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Sparkletor said:
In 2018 Phil's parents allegedly:
  • Paid a couple thousand for the Darksyde wedding. Two round trip plane tickets, hotel for a few nights, rental car, meals, and fun money for Phil and Kat to go to the arcade, zoo, and get snacks.
  • $5000 for 2018 taxes
  • $??? for an exercise bike for Kat
  • Halloween decorations including an $80 plastic light up skull
  • A full QVC thanksgiving dinner spread
  • Two humidifiers
  • Cat toys for Jasper
  • A QVC glazed ham for Christmas dinner
  • An air fryer and a cook book
  • A Christmas ornament shaped as a cake with Phil and Kat's wedding date
  • A gold cat's paw ornament for Jasper
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What I like though is how everytime he bragged on stream about his parents getting him something he never forgot to mention that it was CHEAP, okay? Without giving an actual number most of the time
 
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I'm curious about this cat ornament. The first time he mentioned it on stream and he said his parents got him a gold cat's paw I assumed he meant golden as the color. That girl has golden hair, the golden sunlight, Kat likes golden showers. These things aren't real gold. The second time he mentioned it I swear he said they got him a cat's paw made of gold.

He has to be just dumb and spoke erroneously. There's no way they gave his cat actual gold.
 
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