Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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Really? Why? What happened? This is news to me. I know plenty of people who graduated high school who are idiots so I just figured we could blame her 'Wal-mart building high school' for her shitty education.

Stupidity. She dropped out, worked at a Walmart, got knocked up, had her mother raise Rylee for two years, then hauled him and herself to Seattle.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Really? Why? What happened? This is news to me. I know plenty of people who graduated high school who are idiots so I just figured we could blame her 'Wal-mart building high school' for her shitty education.

Tess has kept the victim narrative going by saying that she had to drop out due to bullying. Uh-huh.


Also re: Trump:

Tess Holliday lost 200,000 followers after wearing a Dump Trump shirt

The size 22 model showed off her curves in a maroon slip while posing for a high-fashion shoot featured in Ladygunn magazine.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe don't talk so much shit about Trump on IG if a good portion of your audience doesn't like it and you desperately need the followers for engagement-based sponsored content and ad opportunities, eh? She's such a dumbass.

 

[cactus]

She had the Karen hair, back before it was a thing.

 

[Beluga]

Tess has kept the victim narrative going by saying that she had to drop out due to bullying. Uh-huh.
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God those eyebrows are tragic. You just have to take one look at the picture and you immediately know that she was a cunt even back then

 

[LetThemEatCake]

No.

Thanks. Suspected as much.

She comes off as uneducated in the wider sense, as in she's never read more than a fashion magazine in the time since she left school. She doesn't seem capable of putting an original sentence together, and she speaks like someone with jam for brains. I mean, she's really not one to be having a pop at democratically elected POTUS in this sense when her greatest achievement is a hashtag with the word 'fuck' in it.

 

[Exhausted Always]

So her “friend” (acquaintance) passes away and Tess makes 79 stories to make it all about her?

 

[Water-T]

Tess has kept the victim narrative going by saying that she had to drop out due to bullying. Uh-huh.

What a liar. She dropped out because the teachers never let her speak to the manager.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

So her “friend” (acquaintance) passes away and Tess makes 79 stories to make it all about her?

yeah, I saw that too....couldn't get through all of them, my brain exploded after she talked about:

- having to go to her sons recital, but waking up with a spot under her eye (oh the disrespect on her face, u guys),
- then found out that her friend passed away and cried
- now her skin is hydrated (because of her tears?) and it needed to be fresh and her friend would be proud because she loved skincare?

Did I have an aneurism or did she really babble about that shit?

 

[JambledUpWords]

yeah, I saw that too....couldn't get through all of them, my brain exploded after she talked about:

- having to go to her sons recital, but waking up with a spot under her eye (oh the disrespect on her face, u guys),
- then found out that her friend passed away and cried
- now her skin is hydrated (because of her tears?) and it needed to be fresh and her friend would be proud because she loved skincare?

Did I have an aneurism or did she really babble about that shit?

Tess is her own worst PR manager. All this does is make Tess sound even more vacuous than she already is. Why is the first thing that comes to her mind after all the crying is how hydrated her skin is?

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

Tess is her own worst PR manager. All this does is make Tess sound even more vacuous than she already is. Why is the first thing that comes to her mind after all the crying is how hydrated her skin is?

because she is a dumb cunt

 

[Water-T]

Tess is her own worst PR manager. All this does is make Tess sound even more vacuous than she already is. Why is the first thing that comes to her mind after all the crying is how hydrated her skin is?

If Tess goes to their funeral, you just know she's going to take a bunch of selfies and maybe even a video bragging about how "dewy" her skin looks in front of the casket.

It's called sweat, Tess.

 

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Bitch looked like Heat Miser.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I had never heard of this Mama Cax character before Tess mentioned her, but I see today the BBC has a feature about her and her untimely demise. Seems she was an childhood cancer sufferer and amputee who modelled and was part of the 'inclusivity' cult in modelling (sorry, I don't see it as anything more than a cult of wishful thinking for the most part) albeit a much more winning, better looking and interesting part of it than Tess the Professional Binge Eater.

Seemingly anyway she was a bit of a thing, so it doesn't surprise me at all in retrospect that Tess has made 1276 stories about her, which were really about Tess. She's always pretending she is friends with people higher up the fashion food chain than herself for obvious reasons. Usually when she tags someone even vaguely connected in fashion, and you look at the tagged person's feed, they have zero mention of Tess at all. I mean, not a single post. This Cax woman probably responded to a couple of messages from Tess at some point out of kindness and Tess has inflated it into a lifelong friendship and besties forever. The fact she almost instantly started talking about herself instead of the deceased tells me she barely knew her at all.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I had never heard of this Mama Cax character before Tess mentioned her, but I see today the BBC has a feature about her and her untimely demise. Seems she was an childhood cancer sufferer and amputee who modelled and was part of the 'inclusivity' cult in modelling (sorry, I don't see it as anything more than a cult of wishful thinking for the most part) albeit a much more winning, better looking and interesting part of it than Tess the Professional Binge Eater.

Honestly, if Mama Cax hadn't lost a leg she could've easily been a "regular" model - her measurements were a bit off (had she not been sold on missing a leg they would've def told her to tone up), but bar that she was the right height, had an interesting look, was a bit athletic etc.

JAG Models

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Basically, everything Tess isn't as a model.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Honestly, if Mama Cax hadn't lost a leg she could've easily been a "regular" model - her measurements were a bit off (had she not been sold on missing a leg they would've def told her to tone up), but bar that she was the right height, had an interesting look, was a bit athletic etc.

Yeah, that's how you know this is about nothing more than tokenism. Every other model gets harried to shave off inches in order to fit the insanely small sample sizes or not get any work at all. These models are not hired to show off the dresses; they're hired to prove how truly enlightened the designers are while they call the agent to bully the size 0 16 year-old backstage to stop being so fat and lose another inch off her hips.

The fact that Tess has managed to even eat her way out of token fattie jobs that required zero real modelling standards or effort from her is truly exceptional,

 

[Water-T]

Honestly, if Mama Cax hadn't lost a leg she could've easily been a "regular" model - her measurements were a bit off (had she not been sold on missing a leg they would've def told her to tone up), but bar that she was the right height, had an interesting look, was a bit athletic etc.

Yeah, that lady had a Grace Jones/Alek Wek vibe going on (dark skinned, bald head, African features, some androgyny) which as a gay man I can really appreciate. It's also nice to see someone with a disability working the runway and making her prosthetic leg a fashion accessory rather than something to hide or be ashamed of.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

Tess forced herself out of the house. Priorities, u know...

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Well, I'm glad she's spending what little income she has on the essentials in life, like tacky coloured fake nails.

 

[Exhausted Always]

I always wondered how she properly wipes her massive arse with those talons stabbing through the toilet paper. But then again, I doubt she can move her enormous arms to reach anyway.

Tess forced herself out of the house. Priorities, u know...

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I always wondered how she properly wipes her massive arse with those talons stabbing through the toilet paper. But then again, I doubt she can move her enormous arms to reach anyway.

Fats her size cannot properly wipe, nor can they properly clean themselves in the shower. This is why they drench themselves in body sprays: to mask the scent of sweat, yeast in rolls, and their piss and shit.