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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Yeah, even for 2001 era pokemon cards, those just seem kind of "meh" in terms of playability. Like some of those promo/novelty cards they used to give out that were cool but really weren't competitive.

Powerscaling is some shit I heard my weeb friends who watch anime say, but basically its a definite way of saying how strong or weak a character is. DBZ used to do it with Power Levels.
But running on the Pokemon example, the OP original Charizard card was objectively good 100HP with a 120 damage attack (or was it 120HP, 100 damage?) even with a high energy cost and flimsy usability. One could easily compare it to lets say Pikachu with 40HP and a 10 damage attack and see that Chrizard is objectively stronger than Pikachu. Chris's pokemon cards look like he just copied two random cards (it looks like he basically copied-pasted Raichu's stats & attack for one of them) and just threw Sonichu characters on top. Like I would expect his Shining Sonichu to have like 150HP and a 120 damage attack that takes 1 energy to charge and lets you discard your opponent's entire deck - yet his cards seem rather mild, competitively speaking.
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Here's the thing, he made a card that is an 80 hp basic Pokemon that can do up to 60 damage + damage to the bench for only 3 energy. There isn't a single Pokemon card from that time that was even close to being that strong.

Those promo cards like Mewtwo that you think were weak were actually extremely relevant in the meta back then and were considered hard counters to many popular decks. At least know what the fuck you're complaining about.
 
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wristwatchswisswatch said:
Here's the thing, he made a card that is an 80 hp basic Pokemon that can do up to 60 damage + damage to the bench for only 3 energy. There isn't a single Pokemon card from that time that was even close to being that strong.

Those promo cards like Mewtwo that you think were weak were actually extremely relevant in the meta back then and were considered hard counters to many popular decks. At least know what the fuck you're complaining about.
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Well then I stand corrected. Chris does make all of his characters OP...
 
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Da Fuq Chris???
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Pickle Inspector said:
Yeah, I think it’s also to keep players interested too but it’s mostly to sell product.

The people that play card games more than casually have set legal cards though which depending on the game is either all new cards or a combination of old and new cards so things are mostly balanced but I imagine it’s expensive to keep competitive if you’re not just playing online. (I just play MTGA and haven’t played the Pokemon game since it originally came out but I enjoyed this video about power creep in the Pokemon card game)
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So the merge all this time was a fucking autistic fan made cardgame. I bet he'll try to sell it like "its a multidimensional spiritual OC-Sonichu tarot for the bronies and pegasisters, so they can communicate with their OCs in C-197!"

I can totally see some BS like that down the road. Seriously, CWC is becoming the new L Ron Hubbard I bet if he was born during the 30s with little or no info on him other than his pseudo-mystical altergo appearing in the middle of Haight Ashbury talking about Sonichus/pokemons and the merge in front of Manson and other hippies tripping balls on 99%pure lsd. Shiiet the possibilities of what could have been.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's not even illegal much less pedo.
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While it’s not illegal it’d be pretty questionable to the average person for Chris to be dating a 18 consensually with him being near 20 years her senior although it’s nothing too bad if both parties are happy with it but it certainly will be an issue if it becomes a trend that Chris, a near 40 year old, starts to continually make moves on adolescents who want nothing to do with him, especially if Chris starts doing it at conventions.

One of the troon squad did say:
He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all minors.
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AnOminous said:
He has a mental age of 12 anyway.
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Some people might play along with Chris claiming to be female but nobody is going to put up with anyone claiming they are mentally younger so it’s okay for them to date minors, no matter how autistic or immature they are, not that I’m saying that’s what you were implying or anything just to be clear.
DCM90 said:
So the merge all this time was a fucking autistic fan made cardgame. I bet he would try to sell it like "its a multidimensional spiritual OC-Sonichu tarot for the bronies and pegasisters, so they can communicate with their OCs in C-197!"

I can totally see some BS like that down the road. Seriously, CWC is becoming the new L Ron Hubbard I bet if he was born during the 30s with little or no info on him other than his pseudo-mystical altergo appearing in the middle of Haight Ashbury talking about Sonichus/pokemons and the merge in front of Manson and other hippies tripping balls on 99%pure lsd. Shiiet the possibilities of what could have been.
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“I’m not fat! This is me putting on mass by psychic force of will!”
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris's enablers fret over Sockness and try to wéan Chris away from him, while Chris claims he knows what he's doing.

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Chris is going to have to cut a few people out of his life. Ultimately it'll be the ones who tell him what to do. If they push too hard Sockness will get back into chris's good graces. Chris might waah a bit and tell all his friends to get along like its that easy IRL but chris'll probably start blocking people again to 'eliminate some stress'
 
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