Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Miss Misery]

I might be driving past Salem in the next few weeks but I'm not going to bother to get off Interstate 5; I'll just mentally stalk her as I pass the exit to her house.

 

[marjoram]

Hey Amy,

BOO!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmosque Day 23!!!!

Amy talks about the lard bucket challenge, gives an anatomy lesson, a product review, and uses the word "multiples" like 27.3 times. Three snouts. Normally I would give such a dimwitted dullery two snouts, but I am all atwitter for the new year new drama lard bucket challenge!

Spoiler: Recap

-Happy vlogmees!

-Forgot yesterday was a vlogmee

-You deserve to be pampered!!!!

-Make promises

-You have tools

-So much promising in her future

-CANNOT WAIT!!!!

-Waiting for dropping balls

-Weight loss fatty challenge

-Kinks

-Heads together

-SO EXCITED!!!!

-People don't think they will be succeskful

-May hit road bumps

-CAN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!!

-Goals

-Dollar in a bucket

-How much ever weight they lose will be in the bucket

-THERE WILL BE A LUCKY WINNER

-WAS going to be a 6 month challenge

-But Amy can't stretch it that far

-People will lose their attention

-It will taking forever

-3 month spans

-Every 3 months there will be a winner

-That's the excitement

-That means there will be 4 winners!!!!

-How much you win is in their control

-If Amy only loses 1 pound in 3 months, you will win a dollar

-But if she loses 50 pounds, someone will win a 50 pound gift card!!!!

-Has not figured out the whole gift card scheme

-She will figure it out

-It will be fair and you will get your prize

-In order to qualify to be a winner you have to subscribe

-SHE WILL CHECK!!!!

-And you have to send her a healthy mill iduh

-And she will cook it on the journey

-Not a full grown mill

-But a mill

-Emell her at amy1981ramadan@gmell.com

-And send her a mill

-Then you will be in the drawing!!!!

-SO EXCITED!!!!

-You can emell her your weight

-Every Wednesday so you can be accountable!!!!

-SHE WILL NOT JUDGE YOU IF YOU GAIN WEIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY!!!!

-The more the merrier

-Emell her

-She and Jen will show what they eat in a day on the 30th

-IT WILL BE HONEST!!!!

-Everything they put in their mouths

-Will count apples

-They will weigh in on the 1st

-MULTIPLES of you are excited!!!!

-YOU COULD BE A WINNER

-Or a constentent...

-Um...

-YOU CAN BE A PART OF THE CHALLENEGE BECAUSE YOU ARE A PART OF HER CHANNEL!!!!

-That's the jift of it

*pick a lice off her hijab

-As she films and edits she needs to block things out

-So she can hear

-Her kids have broken TWO sets of her earphones

-They aren't cheap

-Doesn't know where to put them so the savages can't get them

-INNYWAYS

-A company contacted her actually

-Did a lot of "research"

-There are the kind that go into your hearing holes

-Bluetooth

-They are interesting

-Then a company contacted her for a headphone review

-Her search engine must have told them to contact her

-They are the kind that go *over* your hearing holes

*headphone sperging

-Lin-uh vo? Lenovo "reached out" to her via search engine

-They are the kind that go IN your hearing holes

-You can use them to edit videos

-The battery has lasted four days!!!!

-Amazeeng

-They come in a box

-And a paper

-It comes in Chinese!!!!

*children screeching

-It has multiple ear opening sizes

-Your ear does not go straight in

-Your ears curve

-THEY CURVE IN YOUR EAR!!!!

-Regular earbuds hurt her ears

-BECAUSE EARS CURVE

-She has worn them 4 hours

-They do not hurt

-HONEST

-Rilly nice

-SO AWESOME

-Can't use the apple ones

-BECAUSE EARS CURVE

-Legit

-Wear them at the gym

-Not hafting to put them in a bag

-Bluetoof

-They have been is Esraa's ear holes

-DO NOT HURT KIDSES EARS!!!!

-She paid 11.99 for them HELLO!!!!

-Link in the description box

HAVE AN AMAZEENG CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!

Archive

 

[THOTto]

y'all are planning to go to Amy's house. I'm staying far away from that literally and metaforical shithole

I say we try to take her out like we did with adf. Whose a good shot and used to hunting big, big, big game?


Since she enjoys my shitty gif posting so much- Happy Christmas Amy.

Spoiler: Fat inside

 

[Moonpie]

Holy shit what a nasty ugly woman!

 

[Rotogravure]

-Emell her at amy1981ramadan@gmell.com

Thank you this made my night right here. Five snouts and a sassy duckface.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Sorry I'm late, but I had to point out that this Mensa candidate has internet trolls confused with vampires.

I guess we all look the same in the dark (web).

 

[LetThemEatCake]

y'all are planning to go to Amy's house. I'm staying far away from that literally and metaforical shithole

I'd obviously go and all, but I'm almost certain that if I really feel the need to visit the grubby home of a deathfat, diabetic veiled Muslim with multiple screaming, neglected sped kids and a shady husband, I can find one way closer than North America.

 

[welsho]

Hi A-me...good job on what looks to be the sprescriptions basket placed at an even lower level for your kidses and Sebastian to get access.
Anyways!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Hi A-me...good job on what looks to be the sprescriptions basket placed at an even lower level for your kidses and Sebastian to get access.
Anyways!
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You can't expect Fat Amy to put it up high, to be honest. She probably doesn't have the strength to lift her massive arms up... they must be insanely heavy.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Do we have the Ten Dollar Drama here yet? I'm fond of it since it's the moment where Amy caught my interest. From the FA thread:

There's trouble brewing in "Amy's Life Journey" over a borrowed (and supposedly not paid back) TEN dollars.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

The only dark web in amy's life is her visa husband's unwashed taint hair

 

[Viridian]

I swear to god my favorite recurring thing on the farms is screenshots of people wailing about how scary and evil we are. Sure. A bunch of snickering goobers are definitely going to take time to track down a literal who and camp outside their house, terrorizing their children. Oh and murder people. We definitely do that.

These folks really overestimate how interesting or important they are.

You'd better chimp out
You'd better fake cry
And go report us
To the FBI
Kiwi Farms is coming to town!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The exercise gifs make her look like the egg guy who ate glue in “dumb ways to die”.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I say we try to take her out like we did with adf. Whose a good shot and used to hunting big, big, big game?


Since she enjoys my shitty gif posting so much- Happy Christmas Amy.

Spoiler: Fat inside

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Which muscle groups are these strenuous exercises supposed to work? Thinking of getting ripped like notorious RBG as a 2020 resolution.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

H O R R I F I C



In this imaginary scenario where Amy calls the police on her thread, does Amy drag her filthy savages to the police station to make a report, or does she call the police to her filthy home filled with neglected savages to make a report?

 

[Spastic Colon]

H O R R I F I C
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In this imaginary scenario where Amy calls the police on her thread, does Amy drag her filthy savages to the police station to make a report, or does she call the police to her filthy home filled with neglected savages to make a report?

If she's worried about her family's safety and privacy, she could not put that information out there on social media. It's not like we're hacking into private accounts, ffs. As far as addresses and stuff go, well take that up with whoever puts your info out on the web. Not our fault if we can google and get access to it. If you want to go after somebody, go after the people who put that information out there if you didn't put it out there yourself.

It's sad that a bunch of shit posters actually care more about these kids than her "fans" do. If anyone can watch her videos and not see that she is neglecting those kids, they shouldn't have kids either. She cares more about her YT channel than she does her own children and that should make people angry. Well, decent people anyway.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

As far as addresses and stuff go, well take that up with whoever puts your info out on the web.

Amy put that info on the web.



Since she posted her KF video on Sunday, this thread has gotten 10,000 views in that time.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If she's worried about her family's safety and privacy, she could not put that information out there on social media. It's not like we're hacking into private accounts, ffs. As far as addresses and stuff go, well take that up with whoever puts your info out on the web. Not our fault if we can google and get access to it. If you want to go after somebody, go after the people who put that information out there if you didn't put it out there yourself.

It's sad that a bunch of shit posters actually care more about these kids than her "fans" do. If anyone can watch her videos and not see that she is neglecting those kids, they shouldn't have kids either. She cares more about her YT channel than she does her own children and that should make people angry. Well, decent people anyway.

Amys legitimate fans are probably either so fat they've rendered themselves barren, or they're just as neglectful and abusive towards their kids as Fat Amy. Just going from My 600 Pound Life... very few of those women were good mothers. Most of them seemed to love their kids, but they couldn't take care of them properly. The kids usually ended up taking care of them. Amy just lucked out in that her kids seem too feral to cook her food and do the laundry when she eventually gets to the point she can't roll out of bed.

The fact this massive, narcissistic, actually re.tarded woman can't take care of her kids isn't a huge shock to me though. What is a shock is that she apparently has a husband of at least moderate intelligence (Though, he did marry and breed with Fat Amy, so even that is debatable) who is just cool with watching his children grow up into filthy, unwashed, under-socialized savages. He's cool with living in what is surely a smelly shit hole. He's a completely pathetic man.

 

[FatalTater]

I really hope if Amy decides to call the cops on the evol interwebz, that the evol interwebz makes it a point to show them the vicious verbal attack (now deleted) that Amy and her male counterpart made right before Pam of Pam Talks was mysteriously SWATted. Purely coincidental timing, of course. ;/