Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
There’s really nothing on SA that isn’t on a hundred other sites at this point. There’s no reason to prefer it except for inertia or the fact that it is a lefty hugbox. There’s no reason for it to be popular again as it no longer has anything unique to offer. At least ResetERA has enough relevance that game journalists shill for it and they get astroturfed in return. It’s too late to course correct, I think. The Web 1.0 Titanic is already sinking, though whether it was the 400 pound Trekkie child molester that was the iceberg or Lowtax’s ability to ruin every relationship he had, or a hundred other things, I cannot say.
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What other forums are there? I've been on SA for about 16 years now and don't like the reddit style of posting and are not really familiar with the current landscape . Neogaf after the split?
 
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DONGS.EXE said:
I'm sure this has been broached before, but I'm just curious how much salt would happen if somebody with, say $1 million, offered to buy all rights and ownership of SA from Lowtax and he agreed to it. Their first act would be probating all these shit kickers, and make an article on the front page titled "Listen here you faggots, SomethingAwful is changing, and I'm not talking about your mentally ill penile inversion bullshit either..."

Course, somebody would need to be dumb enough to A). Pay Lowtax $1 million and B). Pay $1 million for a tranny infested former comedy forum.

That said, I bet if reinstating FYAD, returning GBS and shit to the old 1.0 versions and all that, the influx of former members and new would be a good chunk of cash. Don't permaban any of the upset woke crowd, continue to let them post, and then get dogpiled by the influx of people that aren't in their safe bubble. The salt would be good I think.
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Lowtax isn't giving up his BPD pussy pipeline for a mere million dollars.
 
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The Grognard said:
The most valuable part of SA is the archives and years of good shit in there, but knowing how SA is going I fully expect many parts of it being purged like the Library of Alexandria got purged, for the satisfaction of an angry mob who want a Year Zero for SA.
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Ironically if they get what they want, it won't be long before it won't even earn enough money for LowT to bother keeping it up.

Marissa Moira said:
Africanized bees are more docile and sane than Troons now.
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Smarter, too. And more likely to be mistaken for women.
 
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Manah said:
Isn't QCS still closed? Are they just invading random threads now?

Also a reminder they're already well into the point of eating their own for ideological impurity lol
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QCS is still closed. They have since been invading random threads to complain about the mods, most recently the Fascists in Trad Gaming thread on their tabletop subforum. At least one mod is exasperated enough that he's decided to just step down.

Lowtax made the worst choice possible and SA is now eating itself again.
 
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No kidding, that subforum is mostly populated with screeching troons. Of course, nothing is good enough, and poor, foolish B4BG is already considered a transphobic dudebro who needs to be demodded and run out of town.
 
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"Its very important that the elf-games forum on Something Awful be a safe space to message women who've had misscarriages to tell them their poison wombs are making heaven too fucking crowded."

The literal fucking state of Something Awful in 2019.

The game-fags forum of SA has a long history of being a bunch of insular, circle-jerkings shut-in aspies while a few tard-lords rule the roost.
 
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Ghostse said:
"Its very important that the elf-games forum on Something Awful be a safe space to message women who've had misscarriages to tell them their poison wombs are making heaven too fucking crowded."

The literal fucking state of Something Awful in 2019.

The game-fags forum of SA has a long history of being a bunch of insular, circle-jerkings shut-in aspies while a few tard-lords rule the roost.
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It appears they've bought themselves wigs.
 
The Grognard said:
And of course, a few users got canned because they publicly tried doxxing Beer even though he's basically on his knees begging for his life in front of a Luger-wielding gestapo agent.

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Unsurprisingly it seems like the troon brigade is screaming for blood.

It's like a scene of goblins in lord of the rings scrambling over each other when they smell blood before one leaps out and gets a broadsword to the face.

Except, well, a bunch of middle aged weirdos on an internet forum.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
PPJ rescinded Dickeye/Benghazi 2’s probe, and also probated himself for two weeks in order to self flagellate.

This still isn’t good enough and people are now demanding his removal. SA’s psychotic purity spirals are incredible, keep eating yourselves you morons.

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If you ever want to have a laugh, username check Dickeye through youtube, he used to have a channel where all he did was play with wrestling action figures
 
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If you ever want to have a laugh, username check Dickeye through youtube, he used to have a channel where all he did was play with wrestling action figures
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Well that is based. Anyone know what happened to xenomorph? He used to get pretty heated on the topic of alien vs predator

The mods need to just band together and start banning the troon squad or at least issue 30 day probation

Also there needs to be a rule against digging through someone's post history and dragging up a old posts to say hey this is a nazi.
 
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