Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Like who does she think she is spiting though? Shes a dolt, like we are shaking from lack of her wheezy voice.
I don't know about the rest of you gorls, but my christmas is ruined now that I can't watch her finger and fondle her greasy sideburns for 10-20 mins a day. I guess I'll just have to watch eric twist his head pubes...
 
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"I proved I wasn't lying, so people are mad about it."

"People are flipping the script."

Well, she admits there IS a script...LOL. Poor Boo-Boo; we're insisting on pesky & significant script changes during the performance she'd hoped would be Oscar nominated; changes that take the focus off her stunning attributes. Amberland... where left is right, up is down & all are expected to dance to her atonal, jarring music. She's almost alone on the dance floor, at this stage.

She quits vlogmas because of the thousands of messages intruding into her personal life. By opening her social media, she opens the door to these messages & invites them in for tea and... no, no cookies; she's saving those for herself for later. In any case, she's going to continue getting those messages & the focus isn't the doxing or trolling of the clinic; it's the fact that the 1st & subsequent messages are NOT the same & no degree of continued insistence on her part will ever make them identical.

Glad she's staying off social media as she told us she was doing, in such an admonishing tone. I would hate to think the added prompts of moving gaslights & the brown spot on her nose from having it rubbed in her own lies & other bad behaviour were real. I blame them on holiday stress; SO weak of me...

I love the added touch of her VictimLynn insurance policy; the 'bad news' about her brother. That poor woman just can't catch a break, can she?

Yup, going to take lots of bingeen' to soothe her troubled soul. She'll have to binge over & over & overly.
 
Life was handed to AOn a silver platter? How? She grew up being neglected by meth heads, to the degree that the state had to take her, and wouldn't give her back. Do you know how bad a parent has to fuck up to not get their kid back? CPSs stated first goal is to reunite families, and Amber ended up spending... how many years in foster homes? Most of her teens? I know everyone likes to pretend that Amber was just born a massive bitch, but I can completely understand how traumatic her childhood probably was and how it clearly still affects her.

Not to mention the fact that two of her brothers got adopted out in closed adoptions and had actual families to raise them, (and in theory) care about their safety, encourage their hobbies, visit them at college, provide a place to go on the holidays, celebrate with joy on their weddings or other accomplishments.

I'm not sure I fully buy into her pain of losing her brothers so much as I believe the trauma of them getting forever homes and her getting a group home has to chap her ass worse than anything else. Maybe I'm projecting, but if I was in that situation, the reality of the contrast would make me feel so unlovable and worthless. (and yet, I'm obviously an unfeeling fuck, because knowing how amber turned out and what a rotten person she is, I can feel bad for the situation, but I can't summon up an ounce of true sympathy for her).

Her life was not handed to her and it wasn't easy at all, and she's never once taken responsibility for herself and her basic needs, turning her living situation, food, even income in the case of allowance at Krystle's house, into someone else's problem. And she doesn't care how uncomfortable she makes others, she spent like 4 years in Casey and his mom's glorified studio - there wasn't even a full wall separating the mother's "room" from the sofabed where amber and casey slept. They were super economically challenged and she refused to contribute to the family grocery budget with her food stamps. That's the mark of a truly bad person. Because here's the thing: children of bad situations grow older, most grow up. 20+ years on from her tragic upbringing, her life/behavior is HER FAULT. She gets things handed to her now because she's an entitled user, and I have a feeling she would have been an entitled user had her family been some kid of TV perfect family. Some people are born rotten eggs. Some people are just simmered in rotten juices. Amber is a rotten egg who was born into simmering rotten juices. But at nearly 30, people should be taking responsibility for themselves.
 
Is there any solid information on how Amber grew up in group homes? I'm not going to believe anything she says.

What's strange to me is that she's always been obese, how did she manage that bouncing between various foster cares?
I would be really interested in a timeline of when she went to homes vs group homes (unless she's calling multi-person foster homes group homes), and how long she stayed, how many transitions were made back and forth.

My completely uninformed, uneducated assumption is that she was in foster homes in her younger years and a group home near turning 18, but she refers to her foster family hammering home that she NEEDED to graduate or get her GED before her senior year was out. But again, amber's speech patterns are nothing if not impercise so she might have used foster parents in lieu of group home facilitators.

But more than the group homes vs foster homes, I really want to know about how often she was bounced back to her family and back to a home. She has numerous stories of being with her parents at various ages up to 10-13ish (I think there was a picture of her with her parents at 13), and she tells stories about being 4-6 and burning herself on a cup-o-noodles her mom made for her, then there's the story about her dad telling her to guard the big chicken (turkey) on a holiday. I think her 100 facts about me video from 2015/6ish has a lot of stories with her parents. But as a lahing lahr who lahs, who knows if these stories are true or not. I fully believe she has a fantasy life where times with her parents were pure, wholesome childhood times (swimming and biking in a trailer park, sure jan), her mom cooing "honey, this is going to be very hot, be careful (about the cup-o-noodles, etc. I honestly and truly believe that she's subconsciously rewritten her childhood time with her parents as some sort of defense mechanism. That's neither here nor there, it only goes to show that we'll never get an honest timeline/description, save from her mom joining KF (and who knows what her addled brain remembers).

Aunt Tammy did weigh in here and confirmed that amber bounced around in the system, but didn't elaborate as far as I remember (it's somewhere between pp 200 and 300 in the general thread).
 
Is there any solid information on how Amber grew up in group homes? I'm not going to believe anything she says.

What's strange to me is that she's always been obese, how did she manage that bouncing between various foster cares?

She mentioned in passing a few years ago that she was on government assistance for her school lunches, and she would receive lunch money from her fosters so she would get 2 lunches each day.
 
Whether the voicemail was real or fake, the whole thing was just stupid, period. That isn't even her doctor. If you have an infection that can evolve into something that could kill you, if that doctor doesn't answer, call someone else. Do what it takes to potentially save your life and health. She acts like that urologist is the only one that exists and she has to put all her eggs in that basket.
 
So, gorls, this year it's a urologist office getting bothered by haydurs. I'm not sure whether that's a step up or a step down from that poor IG dietician that people started hounding after deciding she was the dietician who blocked Amber during last year's Vlogmas.
 
Life was handed to AOn a silver platter? How? She grew up being neglected by meth heads, to the degree that the state had to take her, and wouldn't give her back. Do you know how bad a parent has to fuck up to not get their kid back? CPSs stated first goal is to reunite families, and Amber ended up spending... how many years in foster homes? Most of her teens? I know everyone likes to pretend that Amber was just born a massive bitch, but I can completely understand how traumatic her childhood probably was and how it clearly still affects her.
Maybe you should Go on back to Reddit where those half baked statements are welcome.
I'm sure someone who was weighing what, 420 lbs at 16 years old was strugleeen so hard. She was probably going to bed while hungry every night

If you unironically believe she had such a hard childhood just because a pathological lier says so then fuck outta here


More "stuff going behind the scenes" which she doesn't want to talk about while talking about it

She can stop pretending that she cares about her brother. That stupid ass filter doesn't help

And she loves her fans so much that she would've continued vlogmas! But nah, instead of appeasing her feeders she'd rather give the haydurs more reasons to make fun of her

Oh, and in her community post she says she was waking up everydaaay all happy and looking forward to filming the vlogmas for that day. But now she says that there were days where she was depressed but still wanted to film anyways. Make up your mind, Amber

AND of course she still didn't say why the voice mails were all different. "Proof that you didn't lie" my ass

She says the urologist's office is public info and that anyone can look it up and call it. But then says people were harassing it. And if the voice mail where it says to not leave a message is real then I don't even know why she pretends to really give a shit because I assume the office doesn't check their voice mails if they tell you to not leave a message (and no, I'm not one for calling it , I don't see the point especially if they are closed for the holidays). How does she know people called the urologist's office anyways? I thought she doesn't go on KF. (:_(Oh, let me guess, "people DM'ed her"

But yea, "Merry Christmas" to you too, Amber :story:
 
I'm sure someone who was weighing what, 420 lbs at 16 years old was strugleeen so hard. She was probably going to bed while hungry every night

If you unironically believe she had such a hard childhood just because a pathological lier says so then fuck outta here

It's been at least partially verified, is the thing. Aunt Tammy verified the broad strokes -- it's the individual anecdotes that are questionable in some cases. We know she was in the system since about the age of eight. We know she was in various foster homes and they tried to reconcile her with her parents at least once. Meanwhile, AL claims she used to steal food all the time from the foster home/children's shelter etc. She joined the Girl Guides and ate the cookies she was meant to be delivering to people who bought them. I believe those stories tbh because they're 100% in keeping with the character she displays every time she turns on the camera -- she's gonna eat what she wants, when she wants, and as much as she wants, no matter what. And if what she wants isn't readily available, she'll eat absolutely anything she can get her hands on, no matter how disgusting. I'm sure that's the genesis of her slop soups right there.

I mean, I'm definitely of the opinion that AL didn't have it as rough as she wants everyone to believe, and has learned to use her childhood as an excuse/instant sympathy card because she's a manipulative cunt, but I fully accept that she had a shitty childhood.
 
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(Cut out the bullshit snapchat with the filters working triple time to make her moon face look normal.)

It's really disappointing when someone is a malignant narcissist - and I think this snapchat, particularly, cements that - is an utter imbecile. While it makes for great theater, there's nothing riveting about it. We know "the script" she insists was flipped, and it's all of her making. What's truly funny is that she whines about being responsible in her flounce waddle ragequit out the door, and then trots out stuff like this (inevitably) blaming everything and everyone but herself. Wanted to finish vlogmas? Haydurs got me. Didn't even consider she was inviting abuse by naming the doctor's office? Public info, anyone could find it (and did, actually, before her attempts to crawl out of her lie). Enjoyed making videos, and looking forward to going the distance? Pain, "debression", haydurs harassing her in general and by calling the doctor's office she insisted was "closed for the holidays", according to the message she wrote out for Misty Crotch Cancer, and talking to people there.

And on that last one, I do believe that's what she did: she wrote out a script, gave it to MCC to record as her voicemail or Beggy's. Big Al then calls whichever one it is, and they decline it, sending it right to voicemail. In addition to her crappy little script being incomplete and read by a moron, in the subsequent video after the faked call, she says something along the lines of "w.ow, it's ringing". Yes, dumbass, because now you're calling the real office, where phones ring before a real and accurate prerecorded message comes on. The whole thing could have been done well and properly by someone with more brainpower.

Her problem is that she doesn't enjoy the process. She wants what she wants, but she does not want to have to go through the process to get it. This is a good example, in fact: she's boo-hooing over this supposed bladder infection, for which she hadn't even been taking the meds prescribed, and wants people giving her asspats, not getting on her back about it. She has to act like she's doing something, because she got people worked up about it with her constant whining. So, a fake call - but done half-assed, with obvious omissions (no 911) and something easily checked (doctor's office not "closed for the holidays", and in fact open for business when people do call). If she loved the process of getting things over on people as much as she loves shoving food into her gullet, it could have been done so much more realistically and believably. Alas, she is stupid, and this will never change.


I don't think Amber's lying about hearing from thousands of people at the moment. Consider that reddit sub had 20k subscribed plus however many more unsubbed plus however many more who exclusively stay on facebook.

I do. She lies just as easily about the big stuff as she does the little stuff because that is who she is: a pathological liar.

Amber will work out how to manage them

No, she won't. She simply does not have the mental capacity, motivation, or work ethic to do so. She will continue doing exactly what she always does: make her stupid, mundane, senseless videos, ragequit when she gets caught out or when people are not sufficiently adulatory, and then return, claiming "thousands and thousands" of people asked her to. She is a bullshit artist, and people should keep that in mind.

as her channel keeps growing but they might be swamping her right now and some of Ambers former tactics that worked to keep control are not doing it for her right now I reckon. Things changed when someone filmed her in the vet car park.

I don't think she really cared about being caught at the vet. She used it as fodder in exactly the same way she uses anything else. It is what she does, and who she is.
 
I'm sure someone who was weighing what, 420 lbs at 16 years old was strugleeen so hard. She was probably going to bed while hungry every night

If you unironically believe she had such a hard childhood just because a pathological lier says so then fuck outta here
It's been at least partially verified, is the thing. Aunt Tammy verified the broad strokes -- it's the individual anecdotes that are questionable in some cases.
To expand on this, Aunt Tammy's posts can be found starting here.
 
Life was handed to AOn a silver platter? How? She grew up being neglected by meth heads, to the degree that the state had to take her, and wouldn't give her back. Do you know how bad a parent has to fuck up to not get their kid back? CPSs stated first goal is to reunite families, and Amber ended up spending... how many years in foster homes? Most of her teens? I know everyone likes to pretend that Amber was just born a massive bitch, but I can completely understand how traumatic her childhood probably was and how it clearly still affects her.

She may not have been born a massive bitch, but she's done a great job of becoming one. She's the one who controls how a shitty or less than perfect childhood affects her. Plenty of people grow up in shit conditions. Eventually, you have to let it go.
 
I'm sure someone who was weighing what, 420 lbs at 16 years old was strugleeen so hard.
>Implying any obese child is happy or well.

I thought she doesn't go on KF. (:_(Oh, let me guess, "people DM'ed her"
Do you not realise tens of thousands of people are discussing the same things on other platforms than here now? And yes many people in those communities think it's cute to DM her. She doesn't even need to read here anymore - she could, but it's hardly necessary.
She lies just as easily about the big stuff as she does the little stuff because that is who she is: a pathological liar.
Yes absolutely she does, but my comment isn't a defence of Amber, it's a reflection of those groups. I've been looking at the Reddit ones (RIP) in particular.
 
She may not have been born a massive bitch, but she's done a great job of becoming one. She's the one who controls how a shitty or less than perfect childhood affects her. Plenty of people grow up in shit conditions. Eventually, you have to let it go.

That being said, I agree with whoever said she would have turned into a septic bitch even if she'd had a great childhood. Let's not pretend anything of value was lost here. She's supremely lazy, manipulative, unintelligent, and conceited. Had she not had a shitty childhood and had she not become addicted to food by the age of three, she still wouldn't have been a loving mother/spouse or a renowned cancer researcher or even a nice person. She's just toxic through and through.
 
I'm sure someone who was weighing what, 420 lbs at 16 years old was strugleeen so hard. She was probably going to bed while hungry every night

If you unironically believe she had such a hard childhood just because a pathological lier says so then fuck outta here
I'm going to guess you're one of the re.tarded Reddit refugees.

There are a lot of ways a child can be neglected and abused, and very few of them involve the child being starved. She's CLEARLY been comfort eating and obsessing with food as a self medication method since she was extremely young. The fact that no one in her life intervened, to the degree that she was multiple hundreds of pounds overweight in her pre-teens in pretty much actual proof that no one in her life was giving her the attention or care that a child that young needs and is entitled to.

And the fact is? People respond to things differently. Some children can go thought torture and horror and come out more or less unscathed. Some kids are put though objectively 'minor' abuse and come out fucked up. Amber came out fucked up. I think people are letting their disdain of current Amber taint their judgement. For a child, knowing your parents have chosen drugs over you, and that your childhood has been effectively turned into a series of foster parents, none of whom cared enough about you to adopt you, while your siblings were picked up and taken into new stables families, would be insanely traumatic. All that said. I do agree that she's way too old to be coasting by on childhood abuse. Amber is almost 30. By now, she should have taken the initiative to get her shit together, or at least made some headway into taking accountability for the current state of her nightmare of a life. Having a fucked up childhood doesn't entitle you to a free pass on a fucked up adulthood.

That being said, I agree with whoever said she would have turned into a septic bitch even if she'd had a great childhood. Let's not pretend anything of value was lost here. She's supremely lazy, manipulative, unintelligent, and conceited. Had she not had a shitty childhood and had she not become addicted to food by the age of three, she still wouldn't have been a loving mother/spouse or a renowned cancer researcher or even a nice person. She's just toxic through and through.
Yeah because nurture in absolutely no way plays into how people turn out.
 
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