NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[BScCollateral]

I'm not an expert on Donald Trump's many cameos, but I do think he had the best moment in the Little Rascals film.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Someone seen Finale Fireworker's post and wondered if they could do better

I need a safe space to vent about Gilmore girls

Hey all, So recently I just sat through seasons 4-6 of gilmore girls. I know thats a weird starting and ending point (currently working on season 7) but I sort of jumped in on a rewatch from my Gf and thats just the way things are. Why is everyone on this show an awful human being? Rory is...

www.resetera.com

 

[Water-T]

I'm taking a wild guess here, but I'm suspecting that all the way back in 1992, there was a young Finale Fireworker who was mega-assblasted that his parents didn't buy him a TalkBoy and still hasn't gotten over it.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Still have their weird gamergate complex

 

[Vault Boy]

Isn't it because the image is asking for a return to male-only player characters?
I don't blame him, the first set are boring but the second set is terrible.

I think the image is about wanting the series to return to authentic appearances.

The lower half is depicting British and German elites (avatars that can only be bought, and most look utterly ridiculous even in their proper setting) fighting on Wake Island, which happens to be portrayed as the Japanese defending against a US invasion fleet (which never even happened, the US didn't get the island back until after the Japanese surrendered).

Compared to past games, Battlefield V feels like it treats its setting as a joke, and it's a big reason for the controversies surrounding the game. Fucked up thing is, it could've been even worse since the first trailer depicted a female soldier with a cybernetic arm (it was apparently a real prosthetic limb, but it works like a fully functional arm in the trailer, so...) and other crazy shit like a soldier with a katana on his back.

Of course, ResetERA being ResetERA, they assume the worst and think the poster is being sexist, hence the ban.

 

[I can't imagine]

Someone seen Finale Fireworker's post and wondered if they could do better

I need a safe space to vent about Gilmore girls

Hey all, So recently I just sat through seasons 4-6 of gilmore girls. I know thats a weird starting and ending point (currently working on season 7) but I sort of jumped in on a rewatch from my Gf and thats just the way things are. Why is everyone on this show an awful human being? Rory is...

www.resetera.com

Eh, I can understand where the poster was coming from on that one; Gilmore Girls does get pretty dumb as it progresses. Still, that was such a whiny, infantile way of expressing it.

 

[Dreamland]

Can anyone remember when Finale Fireworker was "let go"? Was it during the troon genocide of Resetera or was he quietly shitcanned before that?

He left during Royalan's hanging, made a few posts about how hard the janny life is and then said he was going to take a break.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Imagine living in a world where giving a bible to a kid is almost seen as a crime... while, according to Resetera, it's perfectly ok to speak to 5 years old about how it's fine to cut your dick and wear wigs.

Regardless of what you believe in, the Bible is one of the most important book in human history and has important teachings that shaped the world we live in. It's a great piece of history and you can find many piece of wisdom in there (live by the sword, die by the word etc).

There are far worse books you could give to a kid. What are they afraid of ? That the kid is going to take Jesus as a role model and not Bruce Jenner or Rey from Star Wars ? That he'll want to go to a church and prey for the forgiveness of his sins instead of playing Fortnite and watching Marvel movies ?

But : "Fuaaarrrk offf". Probably.

Homer Simpson: “I'm sick of you teaching my son your time-tested values!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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[FuckedUp]

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I can understand throwing the controller if the poster's like 12, but making a conscious effort and getting up and carrying the console to the door to throw it?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I can understand throwing the controller if the poster's like 12, but making a conscious effort and getting up and carrying the console to the door to throw it?

He wanted to hit Einstein with it.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Affirmative consent for fireworks.

That didn't take long.

Doubt.

 

[AnOminous]

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If I knew one of these freaks lived within hearing distance I'd campaign for even longer fireworks just to fuck their triggered asses up.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Hope ya'all remember looking forward to a game because the graphics are cool is a dogwhistle

Will we see The Last Night in 2020?

"In an interview with Vice, Tim Soret said that while The Last Night has themes that others see as right-wing, such as criticizing the concept of Universal Basic Income, his goal with the game is not to be critical of these elements, but only to describe a world that took a certain trajectory to...

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And here is some serious autism

Am I overreacting to this gift-giving habit of my sister?

I kind of feel like a jerk for thinking this way, but the way my sister gives me gifts the last few years has really hurt my feelings. Over the last several years, I always try to put a lot of thought and effort into my presents that I give her and her family for christmas, and feel like none of...

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Lastly, imagine visiting your parents

White people shouldn't be allowed to own sombreros.

Mexican here. EVERYONE should wear a sombrero. Wear a sombrero no matter who you are or what you believe in. Wear a sombrero whenever you want. Even Trump supporters?

www.resetera.com

Edit - I've had someone PM me and say Krejlooc is lying and is simply seeking attention, but I can't confirm that.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Damn white people and their......................not allowing other races into any form of films, tv and videos?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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That didn't take long.

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Doubt.

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Holy shit, they're actually talking about games. EA is total shit so I guess it's broken clock time here.

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Damn white people and their......................not allowing other races into any form of films, tv and videos?

are we just ignoring nollywood and bollywood or -

of course on isamu fukui's white supremacist forum they only watch stuff put out by hollywood, and only then rightthinking stuff

 

[Livecorpse]

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Damn white people and their......................not allowing other races into any form of films, tv and videos?

I think my favorite part is them talking about 'the next Mass Effect' like that's something that will actually exist.

 

[downwardspiral]

I think my favorite part is them talking about 'the next Mass Effect' like that's something that will actually exist.

I miss how many great sci-fi games there were in the 7th console generation halo, mass effect, dead space, gears of war. Now there all dead or shitty

 

[Particle Bored]

Lastly, imagine visiting your parents

White people shouldn't be allowed to own sombreros.

Mexican here. EVERYONE should wear a sombrero. Wear a sombrero no matter who you are or what you believe in. Wear a sombrero whenever you want. Even Trump supporters?

www.resetera.com

lol thread is 90% OP getting BTFO.

NormieEra getting fed up...

(was this a stealth ban? no actioned posts since September?)

 

[FuckedUp]

Reminds me of a post-election GAF thread that was linked here:

Methods of dealing with deplorables at thanksgiving.

I decided to make this thread so that fellow GAF members would have the tools necessary to deal with the kind of people that everyone knows: The deplorables.

I'm gonna first preface this by saying that the method I am going to disclose is not meant for ALL Trump voters, but specifically the kind of deplorables who treat talk radio as gospel, constantly hate on all kinds of minorities, and when confronted with facts will almost always rely on conspiracy theories about how everything is supposedly rigged against them. This is NOT a method to be used for those that may be ignorant or misinformed but truly are open to learning new information.

In fact this method is not even about changing the view points of deplorables, but is instead a method for the sole purpose of getting deplorables to shut the fuck up about their bigoted views so that you can at least enjoy a decent meal. Others posting in this thread are certainly welcome to post their own methods.

So with that disclaimer brought up, I will now explain what I call the Nuclear Political Discussion Option:

One of the core tenants of liberalism is sensitivity is inclusiveness and tolerance, and it shows in how we usually discuss politics. We try to reason and empathize with the other side and it often can help but other times it can be to a detriment.

So instead of dealing with deplorables with empathy and reasoning, my method is about making deplorables feel like shit.

Now it won't have its impact of you go straight to this option, but the idea is that you give the deplorable or deplorables warnings that you are holding back a nastiness and if they don't back off they will feel that verbal wrath. Once you are actually starting the method, you basically talk to them in ways that prove that political correctness isn't just a one way road.

The following are examples of phrases that are part of this tactic:

- "Dumbass conspiracy theories" "here we go again with the dumbass conspiracy theories" "since you rely on dumbass conspiracy theories so much are you gonna next tell me about UFOs"

- "man you seem really TRIGGERED by black and brown people" "do you need a safe space from all the Muslims you fucking pussy?" "America is not your safe space from minorities you fucking dipshit"

- "oh here we go again with Benghazi. Are you gonna cry like that bitch Pattt Smith?"

- "Oh I'm sorry I can't hear you when you have Trump's dick in your mouth"

- "You sound like a fucking wuss if you can't handle a black guy taking a seat during the anthem."

- "Here let me pour one out for those POOR OL' PERSECUTED CONSERVATIVES" (then literally pour your drink onto the floor mockingly)

- calling them "white trash" or otherwise bringing up the fact that they are white in insensitive ways. "Man you are whiter than my pair of New Balance" "well of course you think that, you're fucking white" "no, the sheep are Trump supporters; you can tell because they are white"

- When they call out your insensitivity, respond with "No I am just being politically incorrect, you fucking dumb hypocrite."

- Constantly ending your sentences with "dumbass", "dipshit", "fucking idiot", and similar insults. These are little stings that will get under their skin.

- Bringing up anything personal about them in an insulting way that would have political context.

And that's just off the top of my head. If people want I can post more examples.

Frequently/Inevitably Asked Questions:

1) This sounds like you are saying to be an asshole?

- Yes that is the point. Deplorables are used to having liberals trying to reason with them, so pushing back hard will throw them off because they won't be used to such visceral language coming from the liberal side.

2) What if the deplorable or deplorables get physically violent?

- Always be prepared to defend yourself in any situation anyway. I'm not going to post what is okay for all 50 states, but I encourage that before thanksgiving you look up how you are legally allowed to defend yourself.

EDIT: Just to be clear I am not advocating for violence and I do not condone violence. I am merely stating that if THEY assault you then you need to be prepared to defend yourself.

3) Why should I do this when it seems like it will never actually change their viewpoints?

- This Nuclear Option is not meant to change their viewpoints. It is meant to make the opposition feel uncomfortable openly speaking their bigotry.

4) Have you actually tried this method?

- Yes, both on social media and in real life. And for its stated purposes it works incredibly well, mainly because, as I said, it's not something that deplorables are used to hearing from liberals.

5) I noticed your examples have a lot of swearing and insults. Is that on purpose?

- Yes it is on purpose. It drives home the idea that you have no respect for deplorables, which is essential if you are to successfully make a deplorable feel uncomfortable speaking politics around you.

6) Why are you making this thread in the first place?

- Because I have seen post after post of GAF members dealing with deplorables and getting frustrated that they can't reason with the deplorables, so I figured I should make a thread so that they have some important tools to help make thanksgiving a more enjoyable meal.

http://archive.li/CTb9T