TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[BrunoMattei]

That was right after his BF Jake cucked him right?

That was after Violet dumped him.

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

I always was hoping that Spoony would somehow get out of this rut and manage to do anything beyond be a completely pathetic sadsack wasting away on twitter, but nah. Seeing how he's behaving on what's supposed to be a nice, cheerful holiday (no doubt deliberately timed to screw up the festive cheer of anybody who actually cares about him), and with personal experience dealing with people like him, I'm honestly not going to be surprised when he inevitably necks himself, which is probably just going to come as a relief more than anything to the people he knows.

Merry Christmas, ya fuckin' asshole. Go try and shoot the president if you're gonna waste yourself - at least then you'll actually back up all your sperging about the Orange Nazi and give us a headline to laugh at.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He could always finish the Spoony Movie, I mean, real life already wrote the plot for him. Start with his successful career as an e-celeb, watch as his life falls apart into depression and inaction, and then making the movie and his comeback is the final arc and it end with some cheesy triumphant ending like maybe by finishing the movie he rises to such heights of fame that it causes President Ronald Plumpf to explode with rage and die of a heart attack.

And then it would have a closing caption about how he immediately went back to being a lazy, sad sack of shit and died of an overdose while sleeping on his brother's couch, a la the Ed Wood movie.

I'm still simultaneously stunned and completely unsurprised he was still Tweeting about Donald Trump right after his GF left him and he lost his house and right before Christmas. Maybe you should worry less about stuff the liberal media tells you about Drumpf and the Ukraine that has zero effect on your life and a little more about your immediate situation. Maybe if you'd given April as much attention as you give Trump, she'd still be there.

 

[Adamska]

Stupid Brad, you just don't understand Spoony's pain.

Sure Brad has had severe depression, he's had a divorce, he's been through several failed relationships, he's lost long time friendships over internet drama, battled substance abuse issues, he lost a place to live and his former landlord threw out his vhs collection, and people talk shit about him on the internet. But he doesn't understand what Noah is dealing with.

This is why Noah is never worth giving pity too; only mockery.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Merry Christmas, ya fuckin' asshole. Go try and shoot the president if you're gonna waste yourself - at least then you'll actually back up all your sperging about the Orange Nazi and give us a headline to laugh at.

Spoony hates guns, so he'd try and kill the Orange Man with that tiny-ass pocket knife he's so proud of.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony hates guns, so he'd try and kill the Orange Man with that tiny-ass pocket knife he's so proud of.

If his Fallout 2 stream is any point of reference he'd try to linebacker his way through the Secret Service by flailing his flashlight around and then scream incoherently about how poorly made it is when he gets tackled.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can't believe one unmotivated dude is this deranged.

It takes work to be this lazy, just like it's 'expensive to be poor.' Normal lazy people just put shit off and then eventually get off their asses because there are certain things that even lazy people recognize as necessary. Gotta pay the rent eventually. Gotta get food. Maybe that means begging online or stealing, but it's something.

But then you have someone like this who has to go through lots of mental effort to NOT do anything, to excuse himself and rationalize not doing anything, despite having every motivation in the world to do something. He's going to lose his house and everything else because he has made being depressed his new artform. It's his personality. Without it, what else does he have left? Especially now that he's successfully gotten rid of everything else...

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Spoony hates guns, so he'd try and kill the Orange Man with that tiny-ass pocket knife he's so proud of.

Or that maglite flashlight he was saying is his even better gun substitute.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If his Fallout 2 stream is any point of reference he'd try to linebacker his way through the Secret Service by flailing his flashlight around and then scream incoherently about how poorly made it is when he gets tackled.

I doubt he'd even make it near the area. With his terrible appearance and shitty attitude, SS would mark him as trouble and escort him away immediately. Afterwards he'd be screeching on twitter about how he totally would have murdered Trump if given the chance.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

 

[Clark Kent]

Funny. Spoony's fans wanted things to be like they were before, and he wouldn't even talk to them (like a content creator).

"It's like poetry. It rhymes."

 

[Archeopthryx]

Did April take the dog?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Did April take the dog?

She's a white woman, sooo...

 

[Bolo]

Spoony is stuck in one hell of a weird limbo.

I know this mother fucker ain't in the healthiest state of mind, but I don't buy that his "bi-polarism" broke him nuts, he knows what he is doing, and these tweets aren't for April or anyone else besides for attention.

But he also knows the only attention he gets now are from the platitute brigade, a circle-jerk made of pathetic wound lickers to whom Spoony openly despises. I mean, even the trolls got tired of mocking Spoony, and now all the response he gets are the "we luv you Spoony, your videos got me through dark times, hope you are well" bullshit.

And yeah, self-loathing is also a form of self-love, but the interesting thing is that this weird relationship Spoony seems to have with his boot lickers on twitter might be a mirror of what was happening with his ex-girlfriend.

 

[Jack Awful]

Wait. I'm sorry but that tweet says 11:58 am for today. Is he tweeting from the future or something?

The person who took the screenshot is in a different time zone to you.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

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I wish things could be like the good old days, where I sat around on Twitter telling everyone how bad my life was.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

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I hope there aren't any dipshit spoony fans giving April shit over this. She did nothing wro--well, she did stick with Noah for too long, but I do not blame her for leaving him.

 

[zrowsdower]

The person who took the screenshot is in a different time zone to you.

oh...forgive my ignorance.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I hope there aren't any dipshit spoony fans giving April shit over this. She did nothing wro--well, she did stick with Noah for too long, but I do not blame her for leaving him.

Honestly, I want to give her a high five and a congratulatory raise of the ol' beer mug.

Congrats! You finally dug yourself out of that hole.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

STOP GIVING ME ADVICE. I only want your sympathy, so I can ignore it

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The second one is a parody account, but damn, it's like seeing trooned out Chris and Liquid Chris in the same room and not being able to tell one from another. Just bizarre.

Note that Brad Jones invited Noah to spend Christmas with him and his family and was ignored:

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Oh, look, a man, who was giving Noah asspats all these years, despite this only making things worse, now is inviting him to spend time together. Can you imagine drunk unkempt smelly Noah at the table, sperging about Orange man, muh depression and BETRAYAL from April, while other guests give Brad "why the fuck have you invited this mess" looks? And about "not far away" - don't worry, Brad, when he will lose his house, you can let him stay in your place "just for a few days until he finds a new home".