Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Maskull]

Here's another IX alien.
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Looks like a rotting fish head with several infected boils which are actually his eyes which he has all over his body for some reason. This hideous species probably got wiped out when the stupid snow planet got destroyed. The name of this species is Boooosodian or some crap like that. It looks like a more symmetrical donut steal version of that one mutant alien (vuvrian) whose scene was deleted from ANH.

This fucker is a lacerwhatever. He's a lizardman that looks like JT Saylors, the old dude who could put his bottom lip over his nose.
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Who is responsible for all these shit designs? Who can I assign blame to.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Who is responsible for all these shit designs? Who can I assign blame to.

Whoever outsourced the design team to whatever planet is inhabited by a sentient species that's even dumber than humans.

Because I seriously do not believe that any of these mutants were even created by a human being.

 

[Creep3r]

Who is responsible for all these shit designs? Who can I assign blame to.

I've covered this before here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...kywalker-spoilers.32492/page-605#post-5157741

But to sum it up, there's several designers but Jake Lunt Davies designs the majority of new creatures, droids and vehicles and he seems to prefer his own abominations over the pre-Disney ones, however he has shown to be actually capable of making good alien designs or ones that actually are and look like the originals instead of donut steals, but according to Davies, many of his better designs are rejected by the higher ups and he has to convert old aliens to look uglier or like donut steals. He also made a pretty good drawing of a female Rodian, but the concept was rejected and replaced with an uglier androgynous Rodian who just looks like an orange Greedo supposedly because it would be recognizable to audiences.

So in short, Davies makes some pretty terrible designs and can be full of it at times, but the awful designs only happen because the higher ups want awful and ugly aliens or donut steals despite that he can actually make good non-gross designs.

 

[Cyril Sneer]

for troopers, until order 66

For the Republic in general, until Order 66. What, you never heard of the Baby Ludi scandal?

In 23 BBY, a groundquake devastated the city of Domitree, the capital of the Outer Rim world of Ord Thoden. When combing the ruins, a team of Jedi rescue workers found a infant girl alive in the wreckage of Domitree, and sensed within the child Force potential. With no one around to identify her and her parents missing and presumed dead, the Jedi took her into custody, named her Aris-Del Wari and began the early stages of training her as a Jedi. However, although the Jedi did not know it at the time, the child's mother—Jonava Billane—was in fact alive, and was discovered one month later convalescing in a town on the outskirts of Domitree. Billane learned that her daughter, originally named Ludi Billane, had been taken by the Jedi, and determined to regain custody of the girl, spent what meager funds she had to travel from Ord Thoden to Coruscant and begin a campaign to get her daughter back.

With absolutely zero precedent for a custody case of this nature, the dispute between Billane and the Jedi Order—which earned a large amount of media coverage and was popularly termed the "Baby Ludi" case—proved particularly vexing to the Republic Judiciary. Backed by the independent grassroots Jedi watch-group known as the People's Inquest, Billane and her pleas received a popular following, and eventually Senator Boganni Hrul, who represented Ord Thoden in the Galactic Senate, delivered a formal petition to the Jedi Council for the return of "Baby Ludi" to her mother. Three weeks later, the Council took an uncharacteristic step of addressing the matter publicly. Through a representative, Jedi Master Coleman Trebor, the Jedi Council refused to return Ludi to her mother, saying that the child had already had her mind opened to the Force and that returning her to Jonava Billane would be dangerous for all involved. The statement met with immediate response from Billane, who held a press conference on the steps of the Jedi Temple and vowed to continue her fight. Over the coming months, the matter continued to receive large amounts of popular attention. Billane's cause was supported by a Mothers United March on the planet Alsakan and a mediathon in the Minos Cluster that featured a number of celebrity appearances. On top of that, the holofilm studio Kailio Entertainments procured a deal estimated to be worth over one million credits to make a full-length picture on the "Baby Ludi" story, with H'drachi director Ch'been attached to the project and Kailio contract star Harissa Shoti rumored to portray Billane. Two months after the Council refused her petition, Senate Vice Chair Mas Amedda. Over 25 billion viewers watched her appearance on the popular Eriadu talk show Essence, where Billane broke down into tears four times while breathlessly pleading for her daughter's return. The program also featured an appearance by People's Inquest leader Thrynka Padaunete, who had taken on a role as Billane's appearance manager—the People's Inquest, who had members camped outside the Jedi Temple for months, took a portion of the proceeds from sales of the program.

The uproar around the case eventually led to vigorous protest activity by local students. After the Jedi Council refused to return "Baby Ludi," student activists at the University of Coruscant overloaded the school's datanet hubs with trillions of pictures of the child, filling the hubs completely and overwriting any files stored by students. After the airing of the Essence episode, active protesting persisted and escalated. Twenty University of Coruscant students from a sociology tour group stormed into the Jedi Temple's public lobby and began throwing pre-programmed graffiti-bombs. The bombs, when detonated, painted messages such as "Baby Ludi Wants Her Mom," and "Broodsnatchers!" across the lobby. Two Jedi Padawans attempted to quell the protest, but were unsuccessful. The students were able to push into the Temple's Second Atrium Lobby before being mind tricked by Jedi Master Plo Koon and subsequently subdued and taken off-site.

Throughout the process, the Jedi Council steadfastly refused to budge on the matter, and late one night in 22 BBY the Jedi Order quietly moved the then-14-month-old "Baby Ludi", along with a class of 19 other students, to a training center on Kamparas. Although Billane and Padaunete were busy reviewing casting auditions for the Baby Ludi holofeature on Kassido, acting People's Inquest leader Firris Palbert took the opportunity to further stir anti-Jedi sentiment and suggest that members should continue the protest on Kamparas. Although the Jedi Council once again refused comment, the Republic Judiciary stated that the transfer was a standard part of Jedi training and rejected the idea that it was related to any external pressure.

"Baby Ludi" custody case

After a destructive groundquake destroyed the planet Ord Thoden's capital city of Domitree in 23 BBY, a crew of Jedi rescue workers found an infant Force-sensitive girl named Ludi Billane alive in the wreckage and took her to Coruscant for training. When the girl's mother, Jonava Billane, was...

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peacetime is not wartime.

Real-world examples to judge by are in short supply, unfortunately.

They wasted her on a lesbian kiss in the background instead. The one that they have cut out for the Middle East or China.

That was apparently another, older actress (the hook-nosed Resistance bridge crew-woman from TLJ). Thank heaven for small favors...

There aren't many old EU Lego sets, but there are a few. For TIE variants, there was a TIE/d fighter released as part of a multi-pack of other TIE fighters in 2004, a TIE Crawler/Century tank released in 2007, and a TIE Defender released in 2010. When I saw the Defender in stores, I immediately purchased it, and I'm glad I did. Still my favorite TIE fighter.

Aside from those, there's the Rogue Shadow from The Force Unleashed, a few ships from The Old Republic, and a small pack of Republic/Sith troops from TOR. There's even a set of Anakin's custom starfighter from Genndy's Clone Wars series, which definitely surprised me. The Lego wiki has listings of all the old EU sets for you to peruse.

A cursory eBay search has TIE Defenders going for roughly $60, not too bad for a decade-old set. I'd recommend it if you've got the cash to spare. And agreed, it sucks how Lego sets are so damn expensive these days.

I do cherish my TIE Defender, although it's in need of upgrades now that Lego has improved their TIE construction so that the central sphere is more, well, spherical and less like a square block with some of the edges chipped off.

On the topic of Lego EU sets, they also managed to work in slightly modified versions of the E-Wing and TIE Phantom into the Freemaker Adventures sub-line.

I even dare say some of his horror stories were fed by his paranoia of other "alien" non white races taking over.

Was he wrong?

 

[Love Machine]

Severely off topic, but were do people get their cam rips now? I've been looking for Cats and I know the rebel scum in this thread probably dont pay for movies.

 

[The handsome tard]

Severely off topic, but were do people get their cam rips now? I've been looking for Cats and I know the rebel scum in this thread probably dont pay for movies.

Maybe in the furry threads...

 

[Maskull]

I've covered this before here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...kywalker-spoilers.32492/page-605#post-5157741

But to sum it up, there's several designers but Jake Lunt Davies designs the majority of new creatures, droids and vehicles and he seems to prefer his own abominations over the pre-Disney ones, however he has shown to be actually capable of making good alien designs or ones that actually are and look like the originals instead of donut steals, but according to Davies, many of his better designs are rejected by the higher ups and he has to convert old aliens to look uglier or like donut steals. He also made a pretty good drawing of a female Rodian, but the concept was rejected and replaced with an uglier androgynous Rodian who just looks like an orange Greedo supposedly because it would be recognizable to audiences.

So in short, Davies makes some pretty terrible designs and can be full of it at times, but the awful designs only happen because the higher ups want awful and ugly aliens or donut steals despite that he can actually make good non-gross designs.

Thanks. I've been browsing through their portfolio and while there's quite a bit I dislike they've a lot of great looking concepts; near all of which aren't featured in the films. I think his statement considering corporate meddling holds water.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I watched a camrip of this last night and, wow. Even knowing how bad it was, knowing the stupid spoilers, knowing all of the problems did still not prepare me for the sheer awfulness of everything about this movie. It was somehow worse than my lowest expectations. The breakneck scene changes gave me adult ADD. I can't imagine how miserable this would have been in a theater with a huge screen blasting this frenetic mess into the audience' face. The only redeeming purpose of this movie is to get your friends drunk and laugh at them as they scream in agony at everything they love getting shit on.

Mark Hamill's performance was so terrible. He was completely over this whole thing and did not want to be there. Nothing made sense, Rey is a boring OP space wizard, and this movie did nothing to change the status quo. Disney is absolutely going to setup Kylo Ren's lightsaber as some plot point later on, and they are absolutely going to setup some illegitimate Skywalker descendent later becuse they can't leave well enough alone.

 

[Jack Awful]

The actress DID deserve better. Between putting her in a potato sack and some VERY uncharitable editing, they made a beautiful woman look hideous. They then took this actress, gave her some of the worst lines in Star Wars history, and completely neutered any chance she had of being a good character. Rose Tico is ENTIRELY the fault of Rian Johnson and J. J. Abrams.

Rose really shoulda let Finn commit suicide to save everyone. Her choice came across as "I'm going to let all my friends die and then get captured so I can kiss this guy I have a crush on, if we manage to survive me crashing into his ship."

 

[Creep3r]

Also to further show case that the designers aren't the problem but rather the higher ups, here is concept art of Canto Bight, then known only as "Casino Planet".

At the time, the designers wanted something that would showcase the high life of the galaxy and be reminiscent of the fancy shit of Naboo and Bespin, with some even taking inspiration from descriptions of Aerie Casino from SW: Galaxies and applying the real world parallels to where they were needed. Some of which were a sabacc table and a spinner-pit wheel (poker and roulette). The casino would have both classic aliens and a few new ones. The droids would also be altered versions of pre-existing droids to give them the feel that they were constructed by the same companies that made astromech droids like R2 and B2 Super Battle Droids rather than have the aliens be creepy altered versions of old ones.

However all these concepts were rejected as Kennedy and other higher ups were not fond of the designs, saying she wanted the aliens to be more comical (ugly, like a circus freak show) and have the overall shape of the Casino be reminiscent of Jabba's palace. From there everything was redone and old references were removed. And instead of sabacc in any form, we got see-through poker cards.

The frustrating part is zinbiddle was the name of a gambling game from old canon that was never elaborated upon, but they just slapped it on to these things because Hidalgo likes to bring back old things just for the hell of it even if it makes said things look bad.

Some of the outfits and bodies of the old aliens were re-used for the new aliens though, but we're given hideous heads. The Kaminoan gambler's outfit were ultimately used for a hideous creature whose face is just a giant nose and a conehead alien, and the Chevin's body was later partially re-used but given a completely different head that looks like it was made using silly putty and with no gold ruff.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I watched a camrip of this last night and, wow. Even knowing how bad it was, knowing the stupid spoilers, knowing all of the problems did still not prepare me for the sheer awfulness of everything about this movie. It was somehow worse than my lowest expectations. The breakneck scene changes gave me adult ADD. I can't imagine how miserable this would have been in a theater with a huge screen blasting this frenetic mess into the audience' face. The only redeeming purpose of this movie is to get your friends drunk and laugh at them as they scream in agony at everything they love getting shit on.

Mark Hamill's performance was so terrible. He was completely over this whole thing and did not want to be there. Nothing made sense, Rey is a boring OP space wizard, and this movie did nothing to change the status quo. Disney is absolutely going to setup Kylo Ren's lightsaber as some plot point later on, and they are absolutely going to setup some illegitimate Skywalker descendent later becuse they can't leave well enough alone.

Oh, you know they can't leave well enough alone...they'll probably even license out Bethesda to create an MMO for the new Star Wars games, without any of the old characters that PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.

You might think I'm joking but anything is possible in Clown World.

 

[The handsome tard]

Im watching more of Linkara's stupid review of TLJ comic (and by consequence, the plot of the movie itself) and its just so PAINFUL to hear his apologist crap. He tries to tell how Canto Bite had a point, how Holdo is right, how Luke being a loser was genius and "human" and I love when Snoke dies, he is mocking people who wanted an answer to who he was.

"WHO FREAKING CAAARES?!"

Well, you green MM loving cuck, a lot of people do.

How is that show still going amazes me, Linkara is such an unbearable fuck. In fact, it seems that the whole Channel Awesome crew went to become the same after their prime days have passed, whiny, loud, pretentious, think their opinion is actually worth a crap and the "character" that they played started to leak more and more into reality (making me wonder if it was really a character). They dont seem to have matured beyond their older teens, their reviews and internet fan just allowing them to remain in this mostly mentally inmature stage. I will give Spoony some small credit, he has an excuse with all his mental conditions (and his co-workers constantly fucking backstabbing him to make themselves look better), the others have none, they are just selfish, shitty entitled inmature dicks at the end of the day.

I cant wait until their reviews and patreon arent being enough to put their fast food on the table.

 

[Nobunaga]

It doesnt help Lovecraft wasnt exactly the most politically correct guy that there was either...
Lets just say that he wasnt a big fan of minorities, ESPECIALLY the niggos. I even dare say some of his horror stories were fed by his paranoia of other "alien" non white races taking over. Im not saying the big anthro squid guy was suppose to be a eldrich niggo but...it honestly wouldnt surprise me.

My point is, while I respect Lovecraft's works and their impact, Im in the small minority that doesnt think they are a masterpiece, some of his works are but I feel like people act like he was this gifted writer who could do no wrong, when the guy was a paranoid racist that was struggling finantially constantly. He wasnt that much of a genius in the long run. But im god damn sure these leftist elites are going to twist his works to make it seem like white people are weaklings/ eldrich evils.



The entertainment industry is full of stolen ideas to which if you dare to try to claim they stole it, they will rain down every expensive lawyer and cattle blue checkmark to bully you into silence...while also making the media portray you as a white devil.

God Bless hollywood.

Bro, he had a fucking cat called niggerman

 

[PseudoScrooge]

Here's another IX alien.
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Looks like a rotting fish head with several infected boils which are actually his eyes which he has all over his body for some reason.

If your body was covered in eyes, why the hell would you cover them up with clothes? You'd have to walk around all day clenching the majority of your eyes shut, so the clothes weren't constantly chafing the ones that were covered up...

Damn you Lunt Davies, you are making me think seriously about this stupid bullshit!

 

[verissimus]

Something like this should have been in Galaxy's Edge or in the Mandalorian. Such a great pic.

 

[The handsome tard]

I love these images. If only they actually bothered on having something like this and it actually fit the situation...

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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Really audacious for a family movie to feature an alien that looks like the nub of a clitoris. Disney trying to corrupt society once again.

 

[The handsome tard]

Really audacious for a family movie to feature an alien that looks like the nub of a clitoris. Disney trying to corrupt society once again.

I thought it was a nipple head...but clitoris works just the same.

 

[Matthew216]

Here's another IX alien.
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Looks like a rotting fish head with several infected boils which are actually his eyes which he has all over his body for some reason. This hideous species probably got wiped out when the stupid snow planet got destroyed. The name of this species is Boooosodian or some crap like that. It looks like a more symmetrical donut steal version of that one mutant alien (vuvrian) whose scene was deleted from ANH.

This fucker is a lacerwhatever. He's a lizardman that looks like JT Saylors, the old dude who could put his bottom lip over his nose.
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Hah! Try these guys!

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakata

And these guys once controlled GIGANTIC parts of the galaxy!

 

[Creep3r]

I decided to take a look through Jake Lunt's art portfolio and according to unused art from Solo, at one point Disney wanted Chewbacca to be a former stormtrooper, part of a Wookiee task force of some kind.

Quite frankly this looks like shit. Its just a screenshot of Chewbacca from ESB with a stormtrooper helmet from Rebels photoshopped over his face.

On a more interesting note... anyone remember the disgusting tentacled thing from Rogue One, that Kennedy wanted in due to her tentacle fetish, that puts tentacles in your nose and mouth to make you speak the truth (which was pretty fucking over the top to say the least)?

This was actually Disney's butchered re-imagining of an old EU species known as Mairans who were never seen but were described as being intelligent creatures with dozens of tentacles and a musical language that needed to have water packs or keep their heads in chambers to stay hydrated when on land. They also hated the idea of the Force and shunned such powers. But under Disney, they are non-intelligent animals that can somehow follow orders, read minds and alter memories despite being dumb animals and they only have two large gross tentacles and 4 smaller ones. Which makes one wonder how they can even convey info. Overall they just look like fat grey octopi.

But in Jake's first concept of them back in 2015, he actually based them off their old description, being highly intelligent creatures with dozens of tentacles that require water-filled equipment to breath and can make people talk by applying some kind of fluid excreted from their tentacles onto the skin (maybe some kind of hallucinogenic poison?). Kinda has an imposing eldritch flare.

But it was rejected.