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bbfx said:
In this episode of r/polyamory - OP's boyfriend convinces her that they have a poly relationship and he's not a cheating asshole. He's now trying to convince her to fuck his lover in their bed, which is the only thing she was not okay with.

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I wonder how many poly relationships began because someone got caught cheating and though it was the perfect excuse. That said, outright making your girlfriend leave her house so that you can bang your side chick is one hell of a gorilla dicked alpha chad move.
 
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The mental gymnastics "poly" people go through, or specifically poly men a.k.a cucks, go through to justify polyamory or make it seem "the greatest ever" is truly something.

"I let my girl go fuck other guys because I know she'll come back to me because my dick is the greatest and that is the ultimate sign of loyalty" is a popular one.

You know most people see your partner only wanting to fuck and be with you, and vice versa as the ultimate sign of loyalty, and believe it or not there are still a large population of people who want to remain virgin until marriage for for a similar but even more ultimate sign of loyalty.

But ok guys.

Oh, and I have to ask. How do you know she's truly "coming back to you" as opposed to you being one of the side dicks?
 
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bbfx said:
In this episode of r/polyamory - OP's boyfriend convinces her that they have a poly relationship and he's not a cheating asshole. He's now trying to convince her to fuck his lover in their bed, which is the only thing she was not okay with.

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I can't be the only one who thinks it would be simpler if you and your SO were just mono and maybe spiced things up with role playing or anal once in a while or something.
 
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bbfx said:
In this episode of r/polyamory - OP's boyfriend convinces her that they have a poly relationship and he's not a cheating asshole. He's now trying to convince OP to let him fuck his lover in their bed, which is the only thing she was not okay with.

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So basically this but the guy isn't attractive, because they never are...
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Key & Peele - OK - Uncensored

A woman has a very simple response to all of her friend's relationship problems.
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vertexwindi said:
Nahhhhh communicating in a relationship is for fags.
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Communication is the problem here but not the way you'd think: it's one person, usually the schlubby woman communicating to her cuck that she wants to bang dudes on the side and instead of the first words communicated back to her being "pack your shit and gtfo" he communicates to her "oh okay I guess".
 
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vertexwindi said:
Anecdotal is fine. As this thread proves, polyamorous relationships on the whole are fucked.
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invitation accepted.

my poly acquaintance divorced her husband because while she was out sleeping around with her partners, he was (unbeknownst to her) molesting their daughter. Good on her for divorcing, I guess but - fuck what can you really say? Kinda wonder which came first: him being a fucking pedophile, or her getting partners easily while he seethed at home, lonely, and then touched their kid.
ETA: she found out bc he got baited and sent kiddie porn to a ring that got busted and he is currently in prison for 20 to life depending on parole.
 
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The next date will be an apology card. "Sorry about the herpes."
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These terms tend to lose me every once in a while, but as I gather - a Meta is your partner's partner. So this is the boyfriend's side piece sending a card to her counterpart.

Which I can see how they can play it as "aww so cute!" but also seems a bit like a power play for the Meta to remind the other partner "yeah he might be with you but I'm still present so don't forget about that" - I just don't buy that it's purely friendly
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
"I let my girl go fuck other guys because I know she'll come back to me because my dick is the greatest and that is the ultimate sign of loyalty" is a popular one.
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It's really more along the lines of "I let my girl go fuck other guys because my soy-grown dick is too small to satisfy her and she'll always come back because she loves me and I can fulfill her emotionally r-right honey?"
 
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A polyamory story from r/JustNoSO. People are hesitant to post their poly failure stories on r/polyamory because they know they'll be attacked by the hivemind who doesn't think polyamory can go wrong, so it's interesting to see it on another sub.
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The girlfriend was kicked out of her previous living arrangement, which is never a good sign.

Husband was useless before he started dating the other woman, also, in terms of not doing any chores whatsoever, and at one point the OP was working three jobs and still doing all the childcare.

And this made me sad:
They do have sex. If I try to say no to sex I get a big guilt trip and it's this big thing so it's just less draining to go along with it.
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Crunchy Leaf said:
A polyamory story from r/JustNoSO. People are hesitant to post their poly failure stories on r/polyamory because they know they'll be attacked by the hivemind who doesn't think polyamory can go wrong, so it's interesting to see it on another sub.
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The girlfriend was kicked out of her previous living arrangement, which is never a good sign.

Husband was useless before he started dating the other woman, also, in terms of not doing any chores whatsoever, and at one point the OP was working three jobs and still doing all the childcare.

And this made me sad:
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This is why you end the relationship the second your partner floats poly/open status as "just an idea".
 
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MediocreMilt said:
This is why you end the relationship the second your partner floats poly/open status as "just an idea".
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I agree.

The OP was pregnant when the guy and the other woman got together. And they have their older kid, who isn't that much older. I don't have kids, but everyone who does says they can be a huge strain on a marriage, which makes sense because they're a lot of work. Why wouldn't you wait until they're older? That's why most swingers are 55+.

The answer is that dad is a goomer who didn't want to actually do any of the parenting (she even says he does nothing but work, sleep, and game). Why would he want to change anything? He gets to fuck two women and one of them is cleaning his house and raising his kids.
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
I agree.

The OP was pregnant when the guy and the other woman got together. And they have their older kid, who isn't that much older. I don't have kids, but everyone who does says they can be a huge strain on a marriage, which makes sense because they're a lot of work. Why wouldn't you wait until they're older? That's why most swingers are 55+.

The answer is that dad is a goomer who didn't want to actually do any of the parenting (she even says he does nothing but work, sleep, and game). Why would he want to change anything? He gets to fuck two women and one of them is cleaning his house and raising his kids.
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there is something really off about this whole story
husband working full time, wife working full time (multiple jobs even), and he still has to 'juggle finances to avoid bankruptcy'? how does that even happen?
 
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there is something really off about this whole story
husband working full time, wife working full time (multiple jobs even), and he still has to 'juggle finances to avoid bankruptcy'? how does that even happen?
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There's 19 US states where the minimum wage is 7.25 an hour, which working full time means making around 15 thousand a year. 50% of Americans make less than 30k a year. She's currently working part time only because she has to take care of the kids. She said they bought a house that was too big because when she had three jobs and he had one they could afford the mortgage, and then they also bought a new car.

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No he did not help before he started working the 8+ hour days. It's been on me our whole relationship to handle things and the things I have been expected to handle have grown and grown.
If it was just housework that would seem a little dumb to ruin an otherwise good relationship. But it's more than just that. It's that he is not willing to step up in any way for me. We, together, have two children. He never puts both of them to bed. He rarely puts one of them in bed. It's either me or the girlfriend. I asked him to fill out a paper for our oldest to see a counselor. He had 2 weeks and he didn't do it. I reminded him a week before, the day before, and the morning of. We, together, adopted a cat. When I was pregnant he didn't touch the litter box at all. I put appointments on the family calendar and remind him of anything that's coming up. He can't put the appointment in himself or look at the calendar himself to see what is coming up. He never does romantic gestures of any kind. No sweet text messages to wake up to. No candlelight bath. No dinner for 2.
He is either working, playing an online game, or sleeping. I am expecting him to step it up and act like an adult and he can't manage it.
And as far as the girlfriend is concerned, I have tried to talk to him and gotten a big guilt trip. And I'm realizing that if he hasn't changed anything in 5 years why would I expect anything to change just because he isn't dating her anymore?
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Crunchy Leaf said:
There's 19 US states where the minimum wage is 7.25 an hour, which working full time means making around 15 thousand a year. 50% of Americans make less than 30k a year. She's currently working part time only because she has to take care of the kids. She said they bought a house that was too big because when she had three jobs and he had one they could afford the mortgage, and then they also bought a new car.

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Why on earth did she have children with this manchild in the first place?
 
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