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In my feverish sleep, moments before I woke up. I had a dream about Phil, only lasted a minute or two, but it was that his father had just died and he went to the funeral in a traditional "italian mourning robe" then got furious that everyone kept saying he wore a dress to the funeral.

Was it a dream in the last moments of my fitful sleep or a prophecy?

It means that when DSP loses his house, he and Kat are going to stay at your place.

He would if there was free money being handed out.

I know that it wouldn't happen, but I would laugh if the will reading of his parents was similar to the ending of Gran Torino.
 
Dam, i am so jealous of Phils christmas day, nothing but food, being lazy, play games and watch YT...















Questions though!
1. If this was the first time in a long time that he and Kat got to spend the entire day together, who is the Kat he does things with once every week when he has a day off?
2. He never ever watch other YTers content, but now suddenly watch it happily together with his wife?
3. How do you blow a cat's mind by just being lazy for a entire day?
 
Dam, i am so jealous of Phils christmas day, nothing but food, being lazy, play games and watch YT...
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Questions though!
1. If this was the first time in a long time that he and Kat got to spend the entire day together, who is the Kat he does things with once every week when he has a day off?
2. He never ever watch other YTers content, but now suddenly watch it happily together with his wife?
3. How do you blow a cat's mind by just being lazy for a entire day?

I love how dave had to flex on whoever was playing, telling khet how much better he was at the game
 
he did say going to a specific chinese restaurant is a year long tradition for him and kat, his wife.
a 2 year long tradition :story:


Server

"Welcome to the Snorting Panda restaurant guys, I'm your server today Chee Ki Chan, how can I help you today?"


Phil:

"Give me all the Chicky Chan Wong Charlie Chang, Chika Chuka Choka Cha, Ackackkackackack, you like that Chinaman?"


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"Ummmmmmmm, my dad was a good person to me, and my whole family, including my Kat and my cat, feel sad for his tragic passing......

But I want to point out that he never bought the Wolverine toy to me and did not stop me from getting laid off from his helicopter company, okay?

This funeral will cost our family $2000 dollahs which I dont have, my bank account has zero dollar in it, that's God on his honest truth and my quarterly federal tax is due tomorrow.......which I totally forgot until Kat mentioned to me when we went to the new Michelin star restaurant for dinner last night.....okay?

The bottom line is it's been hard for me and I have no money to pay this funeral, this very funeral you are here for, so if you can, please donate now, and if you wonder, GEE WHAT HELPS PHIL THE MOST, tipping me, because I get that money right away"

* Epic Wet Snorrrrrrt*
Spot on for stream Pig.

I almost can't see Pig even bother to go to the funeral though in real life. That's how hideously selfish and cowardly of others this manchild is.
 
DSP was really trying to make his ♿s throw money at him for the privilege of asking him about how his Christmas was. Outside of a handful of regulars who would have cheered/tipped anyway, people didn't really care that much so it didn't really work. DSP then decided to up the pressure a bit to prep the ♿s for the iNteRacTiVe late stream (PUBG).

















Side note: him saying he doesn't want to use pre-stream to talk about a certain subject because people would be bringing it up during gameplay anyway so he would be repeating himself is complete and utter bullshit, and a bad excuse. Why even have a pre-stream then? What's the point? His viewers bring up subjects that he has talked about in length during pre-stream and he's repeating himself constantly every single day anyway. Why is this a problem all of a sudden?

I can't find the specific clip at the moment, but he did mention that he immediately gets "hit hard" (or something) money-wise after not streaming for two days. He also did something he, to my knowledge at least, hasn't done very often lately: cheer/sub shaming. Someone was gifting a sub and another person was cheering, so when DSP reacted to this, he did his shameless "Tipping me helps me the most right now"-thing the very moment people were literally throwing money at him...

All of this looked very much like a pathetic attempt from Twitch's very own televangelist to milk his viewers for some extra cash, tbh.
 
I can't find the specific clip at the moment, but he did mention that he immediately gets "hit hard" (or something) money-wise after not streaming for two days. He also did something he, to my knowledge at least, hasn't done very often lately: cheer/sub shaming. Someone was gifting a sub and another person was cheering, so when DSP reacted to this, he did his shameless "Tipping me helps me the most right now"-thing the very moment people were literally throwing money at him...

All of this looked very much like a pathetic attempt from Twitch's very own televangelist to milk his viewers for some extra cash, tbh.

Makes sense. Per usual, he probably hasn't planned for the start of January, and now he has the state taxes coming up. If he really spent some of that $2000 on his "tax attorney", then he's going to need to make up that difference too. Now's usually when he starts looking ahead to his federal taxes as well. Should be interesting to see whether he's stayed on top of them this year ( :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: ) or whether he'll attempt to top the $17k bill from last year.
 
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Dam, i am so jealous of Phils christmas day, nothing but food, being lazy, play games and watch YT...
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Questions though!
1. If this was the first time in a long time that he and Kat got to spend the entire day together, who is the Kat he does things with once every week when he has a day off?
2. He never ever watch other YTers content, but now suddenly watch it happily together with his wife?
3. How do you blow a cat's mind by just being lazy for a entire day?
"Decent dinner"
Yeesh. Happy wife happy life right?

By the way: It's dressing when you don't stuff it in the bird. I bet you can guess why they call it stuffing.
 
How do we know for sure it was only his mother that spoiled him? Both did in their own way, remember how his dad got him a job through nepotism?
Oh an unrelated to the above, is Dave technically a paypig to Kat?
 
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"Decent dinner"
Yeesh. Happy wife happy life right?

By the way: It's dressing when you don't stuff it in the bird. I bet you can guess why they call it stuffing.

I always thought it was called stuffing cause it looks like the stuffing inside pillows

never heard it called dressing, must be a westerner thing
 
35 minutes late. Not even 10 minutes of music. But it's ok because he can go late. I'd guess he was driving Kat to work. There's a 60% chance of snow.

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And he just said he just got out of the shower... so he could have been on time if he hadn't showered until after work.

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And he just said he'd love if it only took 5 minutes to shave but sometimes it takes 15-20 minutes because he has such a hairy face.
 
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