Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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How? I could live like a king in my notoriously expensive locality with that kind of troon money.
 
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lmao for what it's worth I do absolutely believe he's broke. He's a completely retarded grifting, child abusing, adulterous, tax dodging (very poorly), addict faggot with a small measure of low cunning, just enough to grift suicidal broke-brained troons out of their welfare money. 10 100$ pastrami sammiches, 30-31 boxes of wine, 200 various pills a month, lawyer fees, all that shit adds up
 
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Ilmseil said:
lmao for what it's worth I do absolutely believe he's broke. He's a completely exceptional grifting, child abusing, adulterous, tax dodging (very poorly), addict faggot with a small measure of low cunning, just enough to grift suicidal broke-brained troons out of their welfare money. 10 100$ pastrami sammiches, 30-31 boxes of wine, 200 various pills a month, lawyer fees, all that shit adds up
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It does, but he also made a killing during his original fundraising efforts when it was supposedly going towards his spine.
I don't believe for a minute he's actually paid the IRS what he owes them. It would be too law abiding.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
Can't wait for the truth to come out about how much of a narcissistic abusive scam artist he is.
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It came out a decade and a half ago when he nearly ended up going down for wire fraud for all the Something Awful and Cityname Sportsteam merch that he took literal years to ship, gathering so many chargebacks that the credit card companies had him investigated by the DA.

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Mine was stolen!
 
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northstar747 said:
any idea what he spent to go out to utah?
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Airfare + incidentals. I'm guessing he was shacked up with Mormon Sidepiece and not in a hotel. So Gooftroop's guess of 1-2 grand sounds about right.

GoofTroop70 said:
I would wager about $1,200. Anyone else noticing he won't deny that he's in a relationship while still married? He makes jokes and acts exasperated if anyone brings it up, but won't outright deny currently being with someone.
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That's the best part. No denial that he's off chasing crazy mormon poon, just that people on the internet are telling stories.
 
Here is our young Richard desperately trying to scrape some donations from his robust internet audience of one (he peaked at around 100 or so viewers)

He hasn't shaved that awful shit off of his face yet.
 

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