Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Silas]

Eh, Cyrano's alright, he probates people who come to shit up TFR and also at the same time got rid of a bunch of the more annoying bad posters/people who were disturbingly racist. It's kinda nice having a gun forum where everyone doesn't post like they have an IQ of 75 and are all hopped up on whiskey and/or meth.

Oh thank the LORD they got rid of the wrongthink from TFR, the last thing they needed was any sort of variety of thought. Now that they're all the same watered down leftist soy infused sagging crybabies the forum is saved!

All Hail Cyrano the TFR Savior

 

[The Grognard]

Wait, I thought Ralp was one of the admins who was arrested for being a pedophile?

He was just a total toadie who wanted to be amongst the kool kids. Also, his original username was Rape and he only changed it because Ozma asked him to do so as not to upset the sensibilities of the faire maidens of the catlady clique.

 

[Ilmseil]

Guessing the plan is to "reopen" FYAD for a bit then when thye figure out how to delete it without destroying the forums, announce with all the solemness of the democrats going to vote for impeachment that they really tried to be accommodating but the wrongthink was just too much and FYAD has to go. Low-T will cuck like he always does and that's that. Then it's on to gip and tfr. After gip and tfr are gone, they'll move on to games, where the gamergaters lurk, then itt'l be bfc, where the capitalist cis scum landlords lurk, then after that they can finally take out a/t, where there's been lots of questionable threads lately, then


lol it will not stop, it will never stop. The unification and purging of "the enemy" is literally central tenet to communist ideology, without some "threat" to purge, it all falls apart.

 

[The Grognard]

Games won't be purged because it's already run by the right clique that viciously punishes anyone who steps out of the line. Instead, I expect Imp Zone to be the one that'll be the thing that will make many, many goons displeased because somebody quotes something out of context and then the usual suspects think it's a GG hideout.

 

[Vivec]

Slowly, gently, this is how a forum is taken.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[AmpleApricots]

That's also why SA doesn't die. These losers just never leave. They might be banned but they just come back ad infinitum.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Who was that goon that got banned and reregged like 79 times or some insane number like that?

VilePilot or something?

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Who was that goon that got banned and reregged like 79 times or some insane number like that?

VilePilot or something?

Dare
Gurf
probably more


Dare supposedly just charged it all back. Gurf doesn't mind spending the $10 here and there to advertise his terrible videos

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

There was also Werebear or so, who kept reregging using stolen ccs

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Oh thank the LORD they got rid of the wrongthink from TFR, the last thing they needed was any sort of variety of thought. Now that they're all the same watered down leftist soy infused sagging crybabies the forum is saved!

All Hail Cyrano the TFR Savior

Feel free to show us some of the great gun posts that cyrano is preventing, forums poster Silas

 

[AmpleApricots]

Imagine defending anything about the SA moderation in 2019. Most of them probably don't fuck children at this very moment, that's as much as I'd personally give them.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Imagine defending anything about the SA moderation in 2019. Most of them probably don't fuck children at this very moment, that's as much as I'd personally give them.

Though that may be not for lack of trying, but even a groomed child will not touch the troons.

 

[Blimp]

As expected, they didn't want compromise, they wanted total closure and permabans/blood because FYAD is ABUSE



Watching like a hawk is underselling it, they're watching FYAD like the NSA, I had no idea there was a report limiter, but apparently they're screaming enough to trip it. The trans thread is already devolving into LITERALLY SHAKING chat post-FYAD, so watch them purposely work themselves up to get FYAD 2 closed



Obsessed

 

[Mr. Boogedy]

I just don't want to have to explain goatse to anyone. And while it doesn't throw me off as it used to, it's still not pleasant to look at.

What sort of goon doesn't smile when seeing our old friend.

 

[Ilmseil]

lmao "I don't want to have to explain goatse!"

Explain goatse


explain


goatse


"well you see, in 1994 a man prolapsed his asshole to mythical proportions..."

Was he really filled with anxiety and terror over the infinitesimally small prospect that one day he might have to take on the awesome responsibility of being the goatsplainer?

these faggots are unbearable even to themselves. No wonder they kill themselves after having a single moment of clarity and realizing mutilating their genitalia and putting a wig and dress on doesn't actually make them women, despite the other troons insisting they are pretty little princesses.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

lmao "I don't want to have to explain goatse!"

Explaining Goatse to normies is one of my simple pleasures in life.

 

[Ilmseil]

The whole troon thing really is the most bizarre, extreme case of severely mentally ill people enabling each other. It's literally like AA right down to the cult aspect except instead of people trying to help each other with their problems/addiction, it's like an anti-AA where drunks/addicts sit in a circle rationalizing their problems and encouraging people to drink/use more until they finally die. "Guys I puked for 3 days straight after trying to quit drinking vodka starting at 7 am..." "haha no man you need to drink even more vodka than that little 750ml bottle a day you're doing, try to move up to a full handle! Also start drinking at 5 am, not 7! I PROMISE, itt'l be so much better!"

Mix that with a heavy ingrained dose of communist dogma and you essentially have tranny philosophy. My theory is that the suicides aren't sadbrains and "society rejecting them" (fucking look at this shit played on blast on hulu 24/7 rn:

, this disgusting shit is barely the tip of the iceberg, clearly "modern society" is not against you, but rather calls you "brave heroes" for your disgusting faggotry.)

No, I think there is, biologically speaking, a mechanism in the brain that alerts the body and mind to the fact that something is horribly, horribly wrong and the only real solution or defense is simply self-termination, like a diseased cell activating its lysosomes and suiciding/rupturing.

 

[Blimp]

They just keep going and going, I can only imagine what mod inboxes look like currently



EDIT: Lowtax appearance, where he fails at calming them down for the 20th time, just lmao that SU and Undertale troons are the most powerful posters on SA currently




*Archerly* BIGOT ZONE

 

[Frank N Berry]

This is hilarious watching Lowtax trying to reason with the troons in the TGRS: Trans Issues thread.